Background: I took a bit of a break from punting after my last (which I reviewed) because I felt as if I was engaging in it compulsively and subsequently losing sight of or moving the goal posts. Thought I'd test it out when I found myself with spare change and time to kill. Big mistake.
Comms: easy. Arranged by phone and text.
Location: anonymous new build in Brentford. No problems.
Looks: and this is where the problem starts. She's ok, good by SP standards but bad by any other. Nice slim body. Nic little tits. Legs and ass ok. Meh face. Not ugly but not pretty. If I met her at a bar and she had a great personality I'd probably give it a go but...
Service: fucking shit. She's an idiot. Others here have said she's a bit OCD and I know what they mean, as she likes her little procedures, but it's a lot simpler then that. She's thick. I asked her if she would change into anything a little sexier while I used the toilet and she told me, straight faced, that she normally needs warning for that (because getting dressed takes fucking preparation, apparently). She wouldn't take the money until we had exchanged pleasantries for some reason. When we started she asked my what I wanted and when I told her (and it was nothing extreme or weird or anything, perfectly vanilla) she told me that I wouldn't like it if she told me how to do my job so don't tell her how to do hers. I should have left right then. Jesus. Decent blowjob followed (covered and with a lot of prep on her part re: her fucking 'ocd'), then I tried to fuck her but she won't really let you (legs at that akward angle and hand pushing you back) so told her to get on top so I could at least see her body. Nah. She does it her way again and it's shit. I shot my load and got the fuck out. She said see you again as I left. No fucking chance.
Verdict: 30 mins for 70 with a barely passable bird who's service is fucking shit. Not worth it. Not even if you want a pump and dump, as I often used to.
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