Author Topic: XXSENSUAL CELINEXX - Sunbury  (Read 887 times)


14 review(s) for XXSENSUAL CELINEXX (10 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Fuzzyduck]

Offline Fuzzyduck

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 9,604
  • Likes: 132
  •  
  • Reviews: 133
External Link/Members Only
Had a little time to spare so hastily arranged an hour punt with Celine. I was attracted partially by her pics (although dated and heavily shopped), range of services and fairly positive reviews, but mainly by her availability and price.

Comms
I'm still not sure whether she does her own comms but overall pretty responsive on SMS; friendly tone. CIM was confirmed as included in the rate. Called to get final details - it could have been her but, equally, it could have been one of the Russian posse she seems to tour around with. There was a second phone in the room so I'm going with she manages her own. Heard another female voice but didn't see her.
 
Location
Safe, modern apartment close to the start of the M3. Zero stress. I parked very close to her block down a residential street. Room pretty bare though the low lighting gave it a warm glow and painted her in a more flattering light. Decent shower.

The girl
At first glance, I thought "fuck she's hot". Pretty face, huge red inviting lips and an alluring, slim body half concealed behind a translucent black lingerie robe thingy. With her heels on, I thought I'd hit gold. Definitely her in the profile photos, though she looks more late 30s and the reality is that she's probably the other side of 40, since the light was low and I was in accommodating mood. Maybe 5'6"-5'7"; slim but not gym toned; soft b cup tits; tidy, thin landing strip down below; nice smile; her english isn't so great so conversation was a bit limited. She was friendly enough but was quite distant.

The service
After a quick shower, started with some light FK that got more intense as we mutually explored. She has very full lips and I really enjoyed kissing her. I could almost believe her lippy was tattooed on since it didn't shift during the whole meet. Gave me the naughty girl look and dropped to her knees. Reasonable BJ, perhaps a bit light and too much hand action with little variation of pace. However, her hair was soft and I enjoyed a gentle, slow face-fuck though it wasn't at all deep. I don't think she'd take full DT action. Finished on my back with her wanking me off. I said to her twice that I wanted to come in her mouth and twice I was ignored. When I did come, she did go down on me again though the moment was lost. Pity.

Got bored of between rounds chit chat so I explored her pussy - tasted nice and clean - but she only welcomed one finger. Faked orgasm (whatever) and she does this arching back thing that a few other reviews mentioned. All part of the theatre I guess. She then asked to be fucked. Some BJ to warm up again and tried a few positions (doggie, mish) but she was quite passive so I got bored. Feeling lazy, I asked to be finished off by hand. Sadly, she went straight for the frenzied hand shuffle only done by total amateurs or girls who want you to pop ASAP. Asked her to slow down several times and to vary the technique, which she responded to but often reverted to the quick wank. I'd lost interest in the punt so took a while to come but it was satisfying when I got there and, to be fair, she put in a shift. That said, even with slowing her down, I still had 10 minutes left when I walked out, having showered a 2nd time.

£110/hr - no extras

Rating
Initially I was going to give a positive - I left with a smile on my face, it was reasonably priced and I thought she was pretty attractive if you like the slim Russian milf look. However, she loses points for cum dodging and trying to rush me through. I didn't really click with her so wouldn't make an effort to return but could be fun for P&D if convenient.

Offline DrConners

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 3,309
  • Likes: 4
  •  
  • Reviews: 33
Cheers, great review Fuzzy - She came up on a search I did recently, I have to say the pictures put me off as I have a slight adversion to photoshopping  :rolleyes: & all her picutres have been "touched up".

Like you said you left with a smile on your face but didn't click - That's never going to happen with limited English & the fact she's obviously got a script that she goes through the motions with to supposidly accomodate a punter.

This sort of WG doesn't look at a client as a person, just some'thing' she has to try to make cum in an hour.

It's a fair neutral IMO & I really appreciate you taking the time to write it up  :hi:

Offline Fuzzyduck

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 9,604
  • Likes: 132
  •  
  • Reviews: 133
:hi:

She's an attractive, albeit older, woman so I wouldn't worry about that. It's more her lack of client focus that's a problem. I'm guessing she's done this for a while now and and is jaded. The other recent review on her goes into much more detail and sounds like I didn't get as much time wasting and lacklustre service as he did.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=239872

I would still consider for a 15 min blow out, but you've got to be on your game to get the best out of her in a longer punt IMO.

Offline DrConners

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 3,309
  • Likes: 4
  •  
  • Reviews: 33
Probably jaded, agreed - Yeah I read the other review too so not going so well for her here this week on UKP  :unknown:

 :hi: