Anne Masage - Oxford

[dc99996]

After several visits to Anne, thought it was time to post my findings

Link
External Link/Members Only

Background
There is a no touch rule with Ann, so if that’s not for you then no need to read on. If, however, you like a good massage, followed by an 'out of this world' HJ then read on. In my case I had a GF many years ago, who was determined not to lose her virginity, but made up for that by providing the most wonderous HJ's so perhaps this is me having a very enjoyable trip down memory lane!

Venue
Clean flat, 1/2 mile south of the centre of Oxford, cheap (£1) parking nearby. Very safe neighbourhood

Booking and Fee
Easy to contact by phone, £70 for 1/2 hour

Anne
Very accurate Adultwork profile
Romanian, excellent English, well educated.
Personality - A little bit serious / shy, but very easy to talk to.
Looks, quite pretty, stunning body (and I mean stunning), wonderful breasts, slim waste, long long legs. An Elizabeth Debiki (face and body) look alike (Blonde in Nightmanager, Alice in Widows)

The meeting
Anne had dressed in black thong, black stockings, low cut bra. Worth £70 just to see Anne walk across the room and bend over!!
Massage was about 15 minutes lying on my front, with massage on my back, shoulders, legs, odourless oil, so no dangers of awkward questions for the wife afterwards. After the 15 minutes, was rock hard and ready for phase 2.
On to my back, on with black latex gloves for Anne, then 10 minutes of exquisite light stroking of my most sensitive part. She is bloody good at this. While all this is going on, I'm looking at the most fantastic boobs - a wonderous sight.
The finale - the strokes got firmer, to the point I could hold out no more, a two to three-foot vertical explosion and one very very happy visitor.
Time to wipe down and go (and one final view of Anne walking across the room with those long legs / black stockings)

Summary - great VFM, lovely girl, mind blowing service.

[Avg_Joe]

that's an expensive hand job

[HeadChef]

The OP has been registered on this site since Oct 2015 and this is his first post. Or should I say HER first post.....

[Cunning Punt]

£70 for 1/2 hour

great VFM

that's an expensive hand job

Indeed. It really is very poor VFM.

The OP has been registered on this site since Oct 2015 and this is his first post. Or should I say HER first post.....

The standard of written English is too proficient for a Rom prossie, even one with a reasonable language skills.

But yes it is clearly touty and a glowing, fawning review full of hyperbole on a first post is always suspicious, particularly as this member joined more than 3 years ago.

After several visits to Anne, thought it was time to post my findings

Easy to contact by phone.

Bet she is! So this appears an attempt to drum up business for an overpriced Rom HJ-only escort who unsurprisingly has a rather dusty phone.

[HawkG]

It really is very poor VFM.

Unless the HJ is what the punter wanted?

One thing that amazes me about this site is how someone who wasn't there tells the reviewer how much the latter should have enjoyed their experience. WTF?

[Cunning Punt]

Unless the HJ is what the punter wanted?

One thing that amazes me about this site is how someone who wasn't there tells the reviewer how much the latter should have enjoyed their experience. WTF?

Calm down. No I didn't. If someone enjoyed themselves and is happy with that, that's fine.

We just suggested £70 was quite a lot for a wank when you can get sex and BJ, possibly even kissing for that.

That's just our opinion, this being a forum 'n' all. 

[Avg_Joe]

lol, i only made a simple cost analysis based comment, based on my opinion, wasn't looking to cause a debate.... i think i've commented on this girl before, and said something like for the money i want more action than just a massage and HJ, which i can get a a thai massage parlour for considerably less

[houseboot]

"On to my back,

on with black latex gloves for Anne,      

then 10 minutes of exquisite light stroking of my most sensitive part."

Niche market! 

And those black latex gloves are expensive 

[HeadChef]

My most sensitive part is my wallet.

[Avg_Joe]

My most sensitive part is my wallet.

it would be if Anne had just given it a good firm squeezing 

[Lewis]

You can tell it's a fake review and riddled with lies, because it costs a damn sight more than a £1 to park anywhere near Oxford for ½ hour 

[dc99996]

Just to put the record straight. 100% geniune review and you really can park 10 mins walk away for 80p for up to 1 hour!!

[houseboot]

Just to put the record straight. 100% geniune review and you really can park 10 mins walk away for 80p for up to 1 hour!!

Tell us more about the black latex gloves.

[HeadChef]

Sounds like the marrying type. Can do the dishes as well as do sexy massage.

[Yellowman1]

Fuck paying 70 for a hj with no touching.

[Avg_Joe]

Tell us more about the black latex gloves.

Sounds like the marrying type. Can do the dishes as well as do sexy massage.

 

[Lewis]

Just to put the record straight. 100% geniune review and you really can park 10 mins walk away for 80p for up to 1 hour!!

Name the street or car park then. You won't be giving away the girls location by doing so if it really is a 10 min walk away from her.

[danmaga]

For those doubting the car park is real for 80p ph, there is only one car park 1/2 a mile south of the centre, and the price is right! As for the rest, each to his own....

[houseboot]

Tell us more about the black latex gloves.

Yes, it only took a few seconds Googling to find the 80p parking.

However, I'm still waiting for a response about the black latex gloves.

[dynatron]

fake review easily

[lenirie68]

fake review for sure
saw her once long time ago, too long ago for a review,
but I can only confirm ... too expensive for the service she provides

[Fuzzyduck]

Worth £70 just to see Anne walk across the room and bend over!!

Piss off.

[Fuzzyduck]

Indeed. It really is very poor VFM.

Unless the HJ is what the punter wanted?

One thing that amazes me about this site is how someone who wasn't there tells the reviewer how much the latter should have enjoyed their experience. WTF?

You know what? I agree with you both. £70 for a totally passive handjob with latex gloves? WTF?

However, I've learnt that there is a whole rainbow of tastes and I'm rarely surprised now what people are prepared to pay for just the right experience that flicks their switch. Years ago, in post punt chit chat, a girl told me of a regular who paid above her normal hourly rate just to chat and brush her hair. I'd just gone 2 sweaty rounds with anal and swallow. WTF?

[HawkG]

Ha, yeah, spot on Fuzzy Duck