Before I start , I know you will question my thoughts process here - what on earth did I think I was going to get at that price !
As I had developed an urge during the afternoon, I thought I would look to relieve it - well after trying one gorgeous regular ( CH ) we couldn't get times to work, I tried a couple of new opportunities, only to find they were not available or not working at such short notice ( my fault ) , I decided a 'pump and dump' ( sorry its so crude ) was the order of the day, and then I would go on the pub tour with friends who live in Mansfield ! ( don't hold it against them ! )
Anyway , looking for a cheap fix , I came across Simply Jess , at this point I have to tell you of my sacrifice - as I walked. she said she would circulate my number to everyone, and no one will see me again ( so thats another pay as you go sim in the bin ) - to which I replied, if you want to get nasty, I will do a review on UKP - ha she says, do it, I'm not on there - you will be soon I replied !
The 'Lady' in question
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External Link/Members OnlyHer photos do look a bit dodgy , but 2 of them giving BJs , personally I thought she looked really fit .
Comms were great tbf , with the exception that the 2 sat navs in my car didnt find her postcode, so another was sent , called her upon arrival to be given final directions, which were actually wrong, and after several wrong turns, and walking 500 MTRS along the street , found her ! ( I was already pissed off ! )
First impressions were NOT good, but as she ordered me up the stairs , to comments of, you look so smart and smell great - what is it etc , arrived at the room and was directed in to a corner where she said " give me the money now" ( she actually said that 3 times ! ) and we can get on with it - it was almost desperation, like she knew that I was doubting my choice - I really hate to criticise or be offensive , but seeing her full face on , well I was struggling to pay her any compliments, so rather than be abusive, I simply said " I'm sure you are lovely- but you aren't what I expected ( a human being ! ) so sorry , but its best if I leave !
At this point she said - " well now you have seen me - give me £20 " ffs - I wanted to bill her for wasting my time , she then went down to £10 - or I will blacklist you with everyone !!!!
I had the courage to walk , so pleased I did, as I went down the stairs , the stairs that only a minute ago I was handsome, well dressed and smelt great - I was now Scum and vile - strange how things change so quickly .
Waste of a journey , as I said Comms were great, but her pics ( as bad as they are ) are actually quite flattering compared to real life - she definitely wasn't a turn on for me - others may disagree.
Would I ever return - NO - although now I am obviously blacklisted by every girl on AW - I don't know what I will do - yes I do - I will put the £50 I saved on to a gorgeous girls fee and pay an extortionate rate and have a great time - cheap skate has left the building !!
Didn't get a shag, but downed best part of bottle of JD, got a new girls number, and had great night !
