Had a spare half hour so decided I’d treat myself to a full body massage in the Southsea branch down fawcett road.
Was seen by a new lady, mid 30s?, was hard to tell if she was a bit on the plump side, or post baby weight. Was asked the question b2b?, £40, I was in 2 minds, but thought I’d give it a go. She stripped off to reveal a barrel figure with a hairy triangle. She stood next to me and rubbed her tits on my face as she was working the old man, I reached for a stroke of her bush to her saying, “no touching only outside”, so I just laid there and let her get on with the turbo action hj. I told her slow down, but after a few more strokes went back to pump action.
It took me some time to climax as I wasn’t feeling it, her technique was terrible, and to top it off when she was cleaning me up with the wet wipes, I noticed her putting her pants back on only to reveal a sanitary pad stuck to the inside!,

I felt sick and couldn’t get out the door quick enough, one of my worst punts for a long time.