Yes Holly (3696934) - Warning, No Bookings for UKP Members

[scutty brown]

49 posts about a stuck up idiot none of us are ever likely to see.
Just ignore her: don't give her free publicity

[winkywanky]

I dunno, if she's that posh/elite/speshul/out of everyone's league, why is she charging only £250?

I reckon her phone might be a bit dusty, if she's reading this it might encourage her to be a little more realistic.

At £250 she's almost in reach to a lot of guys she wouldn't want to see.

Her reference to AW feedback being welcomed (but definitely not on UKP) absolutely says it all...she welcomes feedback which massages her ego and makes her look fab, and a guarantees getting the same in return.

There's being classy in a restrained way, a few well-chosen words could say it all, but oh no, she has to go on about how Louboutins aren't good enough and how she'll laugh at you if you request a face photo. It's a sneering, elitist kind of profile which possibly does her a disservice, or perhaps it tells you all you need to know. Pretentious drivel.

[Fuzzyduck]

I dunno, if she's that posh/elite/speshul/out of everyone's league, why is she charging only £250?

I reckon her phone might be a bit dusty, if she's reading this it might encourage her to be a little more realistic.

At £250 she's almost in reach to a lot of guys she wouldn't want to see.

Her reference to AW feedback being welcomed (but definitely not on UKP) absolutely says it all...she welcomes feedback which massages her ego and makes her look fab, and a guarantees getting the same in return.

There's being classy in a restrained way, a few well-chosen words could say it all, but oh no, she has to go on about how Louboutins aren't good enough and how she'll laugh at you if you request a face photo. It's a sneering, elitist kind of profile which possibly does her a disservice, or perhaps it tells you all you need to know. Pretentious drivel.

I think if she reads this it will reinforce everything she believes to be true about UKP and it's members. you have to remember that she won't fuck you in the first hour so I doubt many guys here would be interested in that. She sounds quite unpleasant but I'm sure she's an angel to guys with big wallets.

[winkywanky]

I can't see that she states anywhere on her profile that there shall be no sex in the first hour? Although yes, James in reply #25 says she mentioned this in a phone call with her (or, and no offence to you James, perhaps if you manage to massage her feminine ego enough during initial contact, she might consider it?)

If she were to exercise that as a rule then yes, in reality it's at least a £400 2hr booking, where you get to buy her lunch or dinner (presumably in a reassuringly expensive establishment of her choosing) and then if you pass muster you just might be able to get into her knickers and score in the second half. In which case you're probably looking at £500 all-in.

This is deception on her part IMO, although one would hope she always made that clear early on in contact.

[Fuzzyduck]

In which case you're probably looking at £500 all-in.

She's outcall only. Throw in another £150-200 or more. She aint gonna put out in some travelodge.

[winkywanky]

She doesn't state hotel-outcalls only, although she'd probably check your home postcode out on Strutt & Parker's website before considering a visit.

[Fuzzyduck]

She doesn't state hotel-outcalls only, although she'd probably check your home postcode out on Strutt & Parker's website before considering a visit.

Quite. Unless your penthouse overlooks hyde park you can join the end of the queue.

[winkywanky]

 

[Chorley]

I've only sparesley browsed through this thread, but I've already come to the conclusion that I can't be arsed with her.

[James]

I can't see that she states anywhere on her profile that there shall be no sex in the first hour? Although yes, James in reply #25 says she mentioned this in a phone call with her (or, and no offence to you James, perhaps if you manage to massage her feminine ego enough during initial contact, she might consider it?)

If she were to exercise that as a rule then yes, in reality it's at least a £400 2hr booking, where you get to buy her lunch or dinner (presumably in a reassuringly expensive establishment of her choosing) and then if you pass muster you just might be able to get into her knickers and score in the second half. In which case you're probably looking at £500 all-in.

This is deception on her part IMO, although one would hope she always made that clear early on in contact.

Nothing to do with massaging her ego, cow wasted my pay as g credits. she was asking what i like etc.
and from the horses mouth she said i dont do sex in 1 hour. its not long enough. she said 2 hours is sex i get the impression shes a 1 cum only too

[winkywanky]

Looking at at least £500 for a shag then, over a 2hr booking with posh dinner thrown in.

One for punters with fat wallets, and looking for a 'courtesan experience'  .