External Link/Members OnlyPrice - £50
Duration - 30 mins
Comms - adequate but stern!
Having read some glowing reviews and recommendations for Natalli, I decided to take the plunge after a Plan A had fallen through. I rang the number and spoke to Natalli who sounds VERY stern and pissed off on the phone! It definitely wasn’t a friendly conversation but a time was agreed with no problems and she txd me the postcode.
Arrived to a large house in a residential area and rang to say I’d arrived. Natalli sounded pissed off again but told me the house number. Knocked on the door and was a bit gutted when she let me in because she is definitely a lot older than her advertised age of 38. More like 50+ but as usual in these situations, my cock was making the decisions so I entered. She’s not particularly friendly in person either and says very little as she leads you up the stairs.
Into the bedroom and I hand over the cash and she potters about as I undress. She puts some music on and first thing I notice is how loud it Is! Hardly the setting for a sensual massage but nevertheless I lay on the bed and try and relax. She eventually gets going by smothering me in oil, and I mean a LOT of oil. Not a problem for me but may concern some punters.
Anyway once I was oiled up she started the fastest massage I’ve ever had in my life. Her hands were going at 100mph, and it didn’t feel that great to be honest. Coupled with the blaring music the whole thing was as far from ‘sensual’ as possible. Anyway she then strips off and starts her b2b massage, and again not great. It’s far too fast and heavy and felt like I had an over excited toddler jumping all over me! I eventually receive a few cc swipes here and there in between the supersonic hands and jerky b2b.
She then realises the music is blaring and turns it down. Thank fuck for that!
The frustrating thing is, ever so often she slows down (probably through exhaustion!) and shows that she has some really nice massage skills before speeding up again and ruining the whole experience.
Anyway I flip over after about 15mins and she starts again with the fast massage and jerky b2b on my front. She finally starts stroking the old fella and he wakes up while she delivers a decent hand job. Because the whole experience has been a bit odd and not sensual at all, i take ages to cum. She then accuses me of taking a ‘blue pill’ and looks a bit annoyed with me. I assure her I haven’t and she carries on till I finally explode. It’s also worth mentioning that she makes some odd noises when wanking you off, like whooshing noises that sound a bit ridiculous!
Anyway she towels me down when I’m finishing and offers me wet wipes to clean up (no offer of a shower). As I’m cleaning up she does become a bit friendlier and makes a few jokes. And with that I’m dressed and out the door. I check my watch and I’ve been exactly 30mins.
So overall a disappointing experience after reading some of the reviews and recommendations on here. It wasn’t sensual in any way and as previous reports have said, she’s a bit bonkers. And although everything was done at break neck speed, she did give me the whole time I’d paid for.
If only she realised she could slow right down, not work anywhere near as hard and improve her service. I don’t think she has a bad attitude, she’s just comes across as a bit unfriendly. So I’ve given this a weak Neutral but did consider a negative.
Positives -
Good body
Decent hand job
Although fast, she didn’t rush me out the door and gave me the full time I paid for
Negatives -
Massage too fast
B2B not sensual at all
Music WAY too loud
Not the friendliest
Much older than she states
