External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Bow In-call
Fee: £80 for 30 min, plus £20 Extra for owo.
First up, how the last reviewer on UKP failed to mention this is quite baffling because I'm sure it must have arisen. She doesn't offer DFK at all and charges an extra for £20 owo. Coupled up with a...oh well, if we have to... kind of attitude and you get where this is going.
Booking Process: A lot of faffing around asking me to confirm three separate times. Would not take a fixed time booking, insisted that I call 30 mins before only. Always a pain in the ass if you live further than 30 mins and arrive to find someone else in your place. However, after a bunch of calls eventually I arrived and parked (not easy). I was then given another address which was annoying having spent a while trying to find a parking space in the lashing rain.
I had already asked her on the phone what was included and not and she did say that owo was extra. No mention of the DFK being off limits despite being on the profile.
The girl: She's South American all right. Looks mixed race. Full lips. Facially just ok IMO, not really my cup tea. The ass doesn't seem as good/large as in the pic. Her boobs are by far her best feature and are indeed quite wonderful. Not a gym body but young enough to pass off as just ok.
The session. Only there about 5 mins before I left with my money, but long enough to realise that her attitude was jaded, she definitely doesn't present any enjoyment for this work that I could tell, or appear to want to be there. The first thing she did was wipe my already spotlessly clean cock, not the sexiest ice breaker. I then tried to kiss her - immediately she said no to tongues (I hadn't even tried). I asked her why and she said something about...its not ok for me.
I got dressed and left, feeling relieved I didn't go through with the punt - I'm sure it would have been awful. I cannot ever remember any punt being good where a girl wipes your cock before anything (this says to me that they are generally uncomfortable with what they are doing) and second anyone who doesn't do what is on her profile page beware of. Typically, I've also found that "extras" are not delivered as well as services included...lets be real, they don't really want to do them otherwise they would include them (mostly true).
Probably a nice girl but IMO in the wrong job.
