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Offline anonymous86273

Don't know about Rio, but it's 500 in the Tourist hotel - touching boobs is allowed, even sucking them too.  No takeouts though.

Tourist is quite relaxed, different girls are open to different things. One took my cock out and wanked me off all over her tits - pretty sure that was 500 x 2 (I extended the private dance). Most are happy with a at least a finger though so get stuck in.

Offline piotrskut

what's the score with mobile phones in kiev?  my provider (o2) doesn't roam there so data costs could be stupid. are there places to get local sims with data packs?

Offline mradventures

The Revolut card is a very good option when travelling abroad  :thumbsup:, you get the Inter bank rate and there is no charge from them for overseas withdrawals.

The downside on the Free cost card is there is a maximum £200 cash per month free cash withdrawal, thereafter, there is a 2% fee. Although, there is the Cashback option when purchasing out of supermarkets etc to alleviate the fee.

The card works in tandem with a Smartphone and you get instant notification once a purchase has been made. You can also cancel the card immediately should the card be lost.

No, l do not work for Revolut or are on commission  :sarcastic:

On a seperate issue, do not use the EuroNet ATM's abroad as they are a Rip off and the withdrawals fee's are exhorbitant.

monzo is another card that does the same i think, other mobile phone based cards i can think of are pockit? and starling. i think pockit has a monthly fee or something.

bank transfers to monzo are instant, revulet is fairly quick, pockit a few hours

Offline Urbexer

Im travelling on my own.. would the tourist club be ok with being on my own?
Also did I understand right that most girls at tourist don't mind toy fingering them during a dance

Offline Hi88888888

Anyone got a website link for tourist? Can’t find it anywhere

Offline anonymous86273

Im travelling on my own.. would the tourist club be ok with being on my own?
Also did I understand right that most girls at tourist don't mind toy fingering them during a dance

Yes definitely. I visited on my own when I was staying a few times.

Aslong as you’re having a private dance - don’t train fingering them on the stage  :D

Offline anonymous86273

Anyone got a website link for tourist? Can’t find it anywhere

Search for Turyst

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Thanks for all the info. It's defo on my list for next year after being so disappointed with Berlin earlier this month. Its interesting, however, that a lot of the recent opinions expressed in ISG are quite negative regarding the nightlife in Kiev
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Offline Hi88888888

Can anyone send to me the direct url of tourist? Still can’t find it even if u google Turyst

Offline Sullivan

Thanks for all the info. It's defo on my list for next year after being so disappointed with Berlin earlier this month. Its interesting, however, that a lot of the recent opinions expressed in ISG are quite negative regarding the nightlife in Kiev

I read ISG before going to Kiev and it was dominated by talk of some guy giving a Ukrainian girl money, significant sums, her not giving him sex, he fancies her sister more and everyone speculating how he could afford the amounts he talked of.

To be truthful, the main reason for me going to Kiev was to go to Chernobyl and do sightseeing around the cathedrals and ancient sites. If I hadn't been able to get my balls serviced, it wouldn't have been a loss to me.

But between two visits to 93k, a duo with happy beginning and ending at Adele, and getting a snog in a nightclub off a random, it was amazing in that regard.

My advice is to plan something else other than just wall to wall riding and you won't be disappointed

Offline Al Bundy


To be truthful, the main reason for me going to Kiev was to go to Chernobyl and do sightseeing around the cathedrals and ancient sites. If I hadn't been able to get my balls serviced, it wouldn't have been a loss to me.

But between two visits to 93k, a duo with happy beginning and ending at Adele, and getting a snog in a nightclub off a random, it was amazing in that regard.

My advice is to plan something else other than just wall to wall riding and you won't be disappointed

Mirrors my thoughts and experience exactly, only I would add in Lviv; if you get the chance go, beautiful place with friendly people.

Offline anonymous86273

what's the score with mobile phones in kiev?  my provider (o2) doesn't roam there so data costs could be stupid. are there places to get local sims with data packs?

Everywhere. Pick a Vodafone SIM card up at the airport (make sure your phone is unlocked) for less than £5 for unlimited data and local calls for 30 days. There are plenty of Vodafone shops in the city if you can wait until you get there but you won’t save a lot of money.

Offline anonymous86273

Can anyone send to me the direct url of tourist? Still can’t find it even if u google Turyst

If you’re typing in Turyst Hotel Kiev (or Kyiv) in and it’s not coming up you’re doing something wrong.

Raisy Okipnoi St, 2, Kyiv, Ukraine, 02002

Offline Mazarin

Can anyone send to me the direct url of tourist? Still can’t find it even if u google Turyst
I think that this is what you are looking for, but I have never been there.   External Link/Members Only

Offline Hi88888888

I see I didn’t realise it’s actually an hotel

So I need to rent a room or is it on a separate floor with entrance?

Offline anonymous86273

On the second floor - anyone can visit. There are two entrances to the hotel - you want the right hand entrance where the cash machines are and then just walk up the stairs. You can access by the main hotel lobby and just turn right through a set of doors then up the same staircase.

Offline Hi88888888

Ok so it’s basically a strip club? How much is entrance?

I’m guessing it’s legal right?

Offline Mazarin

Ok so it’s basically a strip club? How much is entrance?

I’m guessing it’s legal right?

I suggest that you just stay at home or hire a guide as you appear unable to find out any information on your own!

Online Royd30

Sorry Mazarin but try help fellow punters instead of slagging them off. We all are trying to share info. So if you have something positive to add please do so......no more negative vibes...all the best mate

Offline Mazarin

There is a difference between sharing and spoon feeding. The poster was unable to find out anything about 'Tourist' hotel. Although I have not been there, it did not take too much to find it on the net and I posted its webpage that includes an e mail address if he wants to find out general info eg entrance fee.

Offline Sullivan

There is a difference between sharing and spoon feeding. The poster was unable to find out anything about 'Tourist' hotel. Although I have not been there, it did not take too much to find it on the net and I posted its webpage that includes an e mail address if he wants to find out general info eg entrance fee.

I was the same before I got there. Question after question to Anonymous. To be honest, all you need to do is get out there and the rest will take care of itself.

As I say, I’m as guilty as everyone else, but the same questions repeated mean that the good info gets lost.

Offline Al Bundy

There are people asking questions that have already been answered though; all they have to do is have the patience to go through the first few pages.

Offline VanceRef

On the second floor - anyone can visit. There are two entrances to the hotel - you want the right hand entrance where the cash machines are and then just walk up the stairs. You can access by the main hotel lobby and just turn right through a set of doors then up the same staircase.

Thanks very much for the guidance. I'm staying near the Golden Gate for my next trip so I'll probably grab an Uber here. Will visit and compare to Rio.

Offline anonymous86273

I’d guess half the times I’ve been there I’m the only one there - very small compared to Rio but it means you’ve got every girls full attention which is the reason I quite like it.

Offline VanceRef

They aren't too pushy for dances and drinks in the Tourist ?

What I quite like about Club Rio compared to strip clubs in the UK is that the girls don't always pester you constantly for a dance or a drink.

Offline anonymous86273

No pestering for drinks - it’s not a “normal” strip club. There is a small bar but drink is optional (it’s not expensive). Usually no girls wandering around to sit with you so no need to buy anyone drinks. Only time I’ve seen that happen is when it’s very busy but not usually the case there, as I said I’m usually the only one in there. And again, if it does happen the drinks are really cheap anyway.

Girl comes out (sometimes two at a time), dances around pole and dances over you for 30 seconds for a small tip (£1-£2 will do) then goes behind the curtain and another come out. If you want a private dance let her know when she’s dancing over you and she’ll take you either behind a small curtained off area in the corner, or out the back. Usually a handful of girls working there in rotation.

Offline lovetopunt

Hi guys,

Thank you for the info.

Ticket book for Oct. it is a travelling trip with a side of punt.

After looking the site and this tread. 93K, tourist hotel and maybe few strip clubs (Rio) are on my list of visit.

As for the strip club take out, I have apartment around the corner from the independent square, do the girls do apartment or hotel only?

Any good website links for in and out call?

Many thanks in advance.

Offline VanceRef

No pestering for drinks - it’s not a “normal” strip club. There is a small bar but drink is optional (it’s not expensive). Usually no girls wandering around to sit with you so no need to buy anyone drinks. Only time I’ve seen that happen is when it’s very busy but not usually the case there, as I said I’m usually the only one in there. And again, if it does happen the drinks are really cheap anyway.

Girl comes out (sometimes two at a time), dances around pole and dances over you for 30 seconds for a small tip (£1-£2 will do) then goes behind the curtain and another come out. If you want a private dance let her know when she’s dancing over you and she’ll take you either behind a small curtained off area in the corner, or out the back. Usually a handful of girls working there in rotation.

Thanks for the info mate, can't wait to try it. So about 50uah for the short dance and then 500 for the long private one? Seems reasonable!

Offline anonymous86273

Never had a girl turn down an apartment.

Yeah that’s the prices I remember - the tips are whatever you want to give though, no set amount. It’s the lowest I managed to go without pissing them off so stuck with it!

Offline Urbexer

Lovetopunt.  When are you there in October.. I'm there 16th-21st

Online Royd30

How far is Turyst hotel from independence square, I’ll be there for a few days middle September, anyone around then. Still have book hotel but will probably do Turyst depend on location

Offline anonymous86273

20 min taxi (get the taxi from North side of Independence Square at the weekend otherwise you’ll be stuck in a taxi for twice as long) because of diversions.

Tube - take red line and it’s 4 or 5 stops away. Nearest station is Livoberezhna and literally right outside the hotel.

Offline piotrskut

Everywhere. Pick a Vodafone SIM card up at the airport (make sure your phone is unlocked) for less than £5 for unlimited data and local calls for 30 days. There are plenty of Vodafone shops in the city if you can wait until you get there but you won’t save a lot of money.

thanks for the reply, didn’t have time at the airport but did it in town with lifecell as it was the first one I came too that had been recommended, although they were a bunch of surly cunts who didn’t even want to help me set it up, had to log on to their website to discover you have to add credit on the sim before you can text or call out.  also tried 93K and ended up with a stroppy redhead who did the bare minimum, so I guess Monday’s here are miserable fuck days

Offline Al Bundy

thanks for the reply, didn’t have time at the airport but did it in town with lifecell as it was the first one I came too that had been recommended, although they were a bunch of surly cunts who didn’t even want to help me set it up, had to log on to their website to discover you have to add credit on the sim before you can text or call out.  also tried 93K and ended up with a stroppy redhead who did the bare minimum, so I guess Monday’s here are miserable fuck days

I never saw a redhead, was there any other choice at the time?  Sorry you had a bad experience. 

Offline Urbexer

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Offline Urbexer

Hi guys,

Thank you for the info.

Ticket book for Oct. it is a travelling trip with a side of punt.

After looking the site and this tread. 93K, tourist hotel and maybe few strip clubs (Rio) are on my list of visit.

As for the strip club take out, I have apartment around the corner from the independent square, do the girls do apartment or hotel only?

Any good website links for in and out call?

Many thanks in advance.

When are you there in October

Offline piotrskut

I never saw a redhead, was there any other choice at the time?  Sorry you had a bad experience.

doubt she was a real redhead, but had a Scarlett Johansen look about her. in fact I’m pretty sure I saw her on the street today and her hair looked more blonde with some red in. there was only 3 and the other two just didn’t do it for me.  going to try again tomorrow night. have managed a tinder hookup for tonight (fuck knows how??). if it goes shit the plan is to head to tourist for some lap fun

Offline anonymous86273

What sort of time are you heading to 93k? I usually hit it gone midnight and there were more than twice the number of girls available then.

Good luck on the tinder date!

Offline Al Bundy

doubt she was a real redhead, but had a Scarlett Johansen look about her. in fact I’m pretty sure I saw her on the street today and her hair looked more blonde with some red in. there was only 3 and the other two just didn’t do it for me.  going to try again tomorrow night. have managed a tinder hookup for tonight (fuck knows how??). if it goes shit the plan is to head to tourist for some lap fun

There's usually 5 or 6 available between 8 and 10pm

Offline piotrskut

well the tinder “hookup” turned into a pro, but despite the hefty fee (5500 uah) she stayed for 3 hours and I got a seriously good massage, much kissy-face, sucked, fucked and bounced on twice. Was expensive for the area but I got to shag a very fit, 25 year Katherine Heigl lookalike so I figure I’m ahead of the game. bit low on energy tonight after a visit from a very petite girlie from moulin rouge. fucking incredible body but didn’t say much, but when she’s rubbing her tits all over your front who cares how her day has been, especially for 1500 uah (£50)  :D bloody love this city
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Offline Al Bundy

well the tinder “hookup” turned into a pro, but despite the hefty fee (5500 uah) she stayed for 3 hours and I got a seriously good massage, much kissy-face, sucked, fucked and bounced on twice. Was expensive for the area but I got to shag a very fit, 25 year Katherine Heigl lookalike so I figure I’m ahead of the game. bit low on energy tonight after a visit from a very petite girlie from moulin rouge. fucking incredible body but didn’t say much, but when she’s rubbing her tits all over your front who cares how her day has been, especially for 1500 uah (£50)  :D bloody love this city

Well done mate, especially with the Katherine Heigl lookalike!  Did you meet up at your hotel room or did you go for a date first?  Did the Moulin Rouge girl offer anything other than massage?

Offline piotrskut

Well done mate, especially with the Katherine Heigl lookalike!  Did you meet up at your hotel room or did you go for a date first?  Did the Moulin Rouge girl offer anything other than massage?

she came to my apartment for the whole 3 hours. probably spent 1/2 hour chat and the rest all action. massage was proper “spa” level.

the moulin rouge girl didn’t offer anything other than touchy-feely (including her name, I just picked from a bunch of photos), but her hr was top notch.

Offline maniaxx

Tourist is quite relaxed, different girls are open to different things. One took my cock out and wanked me off all over her tits - pretty sure that was 500 x 2 (I extended the private dance). Most are happy with a at least a finger though so get stuck in.
Could you tell me please how much would be a "take away" in Rio and Tourist? thanks in advance :)

Offline VanceRef

I'm pretty sure I was quoted 8000UAH from Club Rio. She could have been a super-model though. I didn't go through with it as this was at 0100 and we had been drinking since 11am so it would have been futile anyway.


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Offline lovetopunt

I'm there 16th until 21st if you wanna team up.

It would be nice but I am doing the long weekend (11-14) just before yours. If I do manage to visit any places I will update here as it is a travelling trip with a side of punt if possible.

Offline Mazarin

Does anyone have any info about this club External Link/Members Only It seems to be part of the Khreshchatyk hotel that is very central. I am usually very wary of these type of 'club' as I have read too many stories of huge bills being presented at the end of an evening. I expect to pay a premium price but not be robbed. The other club mentioned a few posts back at the 'Turist Hotel' seems ok but is a little way from the centre. Hopefully (if BA pilots allow) I will be there late next week.

Offline anonymous86273

Never been but guessing it’s a higher end club seeing as they have membership cards for people spending £6500 a year in the club.

Offline ramster555

Anybody ever have any experience with dating sites like mamba Tinder the girl's photo has a WhatsApp number with it? Sometimes you'll get a response on WhatsApp of a few girls pics with more than one price. Text say's 2000 UAH - 4000 UAH. some girls are VIP's, Obviously an in agency.... anybody use this? any luck? send girl in pic?

Some are photos taken by the girl in a mirror (The manner I prefer) don't mention any UAH but only want you to text when in Kiev.

Thank you I'll be by Independence Square, if anybody wants to meet for a drink and exchange thoughts... Sept. 19th till ??  :rolleyes: