Kiev, Ukraine punting tips ?

[ddubs2]

I’m also here right now for a few days if any you lads are around.

[piotrskut]

Anybody ever have any experience with dating sites like mamba Tinder the girl's photo has a WhatsApp number with it? Sometimes you'll get a response on WhatsApp of a few girls pics with more than one price. Text say's 2000 UAH - 4000 UAH. some girls are VIP's, Obviously an in agency.... anybody use this? any luck? send girl in pic?

as i mentioned above i had a hit with a tinder girl (if they match and they're smoking hot, they're defo hookers) and she was phenomenal... they start on tinder but quickly move to whatsapp.  the girl i got was the one in the pic (i would post it but it's against the rules) although they do have this little scam where they'll only bring one condom with them, to avoid round 2.  lucky i had brought my own supply so the poor girl wasn't expecting to get fucked more than once but for that sort of money i expected her to fuck me as many times as i wanted

[Royd30]

Any more info, how much, how long and what was the service like.....I met one yonks ago and posted her picture wasn’t frowned upon by admin...met her at Mac cunt’s on Krychatyk near small walking street....she was tasty couldn’t believe my luck....but that was a one off for me I guess....regards

[piotrskut]

Any more info, how much, how long and what was the service like.....I met one yonks ago and posted her picture wasn’t frowned upon by admin...met her at Mac cunt’s on Krychatyk near small walking street....she was tasty couldn’t believe my luck....but that was a one off for me I guess....regards

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=239164.msg2646636#msg2646636

[pisceanuk]

Mamba is useless and a scam IMHO. Tinder is best for Kiev. As I said earlier, you will find good number of cheap WGs through Tinder and they are normal girls trying to make some quick money from foreigners. There are others also confirming this.

Anybody ever have any experience with dating sites like mamba Tinder the girl's photo has a WhatsApp number with it? Sometimes you'll get a response on WhatsApp of a few girls pics with more than one price. Text say's 2000 UAH - 4000 UAH. some girls are VIP's, Obviously an in agency.... anybody use this? any luck? send girl in pic?

Some are photos taken by the girl in a mirror (The manner I prefer) don't mention any UAH but only want you to text when in Kiev.

Thank you I'll be by Independence Square, if anybody wants to meet for a drink and exchange thoughts... Sept. 19th till ?? 

[droplet]

Many thanks to those who have helped me via pm. I have a general question on atm and money.

Im arriving at the airport at 4am and will only have £. Is it easy to exchange paper money in kiev? Are there exchange booths or have to go into a bank?

ATMs. What is the max withdraw limit per day? Is £200 ok for their ATM? So thats 60k all at once.

Very used to being in Thailand where there are exchange booths everywhere.

Thanks,

[Mazarin]

Not sure which airport you are arriving at. I arrived at Boryspil and there were money exchange booths there but it was not 4am. The rates were awful at the airport so only changed a little amount. In the centre of Kiev around Maidan and Kreschatyk street their are lots of places to exchange money.

[Donald Tramp]

Just came back from Ukraine once again and exchange rates (at least for the euro, didn't check GBP rates) have dropped remarkably for the worse in just two months.

2 months ago you could get (from the exhange booths) around 3000 krivnas for 100 EUR but now only 2800 (if you're lucky, usually it's even less). That's around 7-8 EUR drop for every 100 EUR and that's a lot.

Paying with the card is even worse, rates are 2600 krivnas for every 100 EUR so I'd advice using card or ATM's only in emergency cases while in Ukraine. For the pennywise I'd suggest bringing in cash (USD, GBP or EUR) and choosing wisely where to exhange (NOT at the airports, but in the central city in smaller independent booths, NEVER in Western Union booths etc.)

Don't really know the reason for this drop, but I hope it's not that Ukraine is starting to do "better", 'cos that means tighter times and eventually the end of the party for us punters.

Prices in general haven't changed tho, Ukraine is still cheap as shit. But things can change quickly.

[VanceRef]

Thanks for the update, I've certainly noticed the drop in GBP to UAH!

Any punting experiences to share from your last visit?

[xer11]

Back from a 2 week trip here (ended up extending my stay as the flights were cheap and I was having too much of a good time!) and here are a list of nightclubs, brothels, bars etc with details for anyone interested and what you can expect. Also towards the bottom is a recommendation on a couple of pay for services.

The well known clubs:

D-Fleur - Higher end, used to be called D*lux but has been rebranded and refurbished. Under the previous name I highly rated this place. Now it’s a little bit more expensive, although nothing outrageous. On both nights I went I had an OK time - 4:1 ratio to women:men but quite a few prostitutes in the higher end (4,000 upwards/ £100 upwards range). Don’t attempt to go unless you are very smartly dressed. Plenty of English speaking girls.

Caribbean Club - Lower end, wear pretty much anything except sportswear and you’ll be allowed in. More of a cabaret type club with singers and dancers at various intervals on some nights. Quite a few prostitutes here and some very hard to spot some until they whisper in your ear how much they charge (which is pretty early on so you don’t waste your time and theirs). Some are even paid for by the club itself as you need to pay the club a commission on their services. Prices ranged between 2,500 and 4,000 (£68/£115) for the girls for 2/3 hours. The ones who stand out as prostitutes are the higher end and the ones who just look like girl-next-door girls are at the lower end.
However there are also plenty of local girls looking to hookup which won’t cost you anything except a 200 (£5) taxi fair to send them home in the morning! Had plenty of luck here without paying for it but good luck in working out who’s who! I’d say 50% of the girls I spoke to here could understand English.

Chi - High end club full of gorgeous girls who document their lives on Instagram while they are there. Pretentious place. Had 1 good night here and picked someone up but the second time I went back there were hardly any women there and it was just a cock fest. Worth going to if you like the higher class of girl just might be a bit hit an miss with how many girls are actually there. The days I went were Friday/Saturday nights so should have been busy. Lots of English speaking girls.

Forsage - Student club situated near the university area. Only 18-25s go here and you don’t find many tourists in there. If you’re over 40 you’ll stand out like a sore thumb - one poor chap spent the whole night leaning on the bar with no-one near him. Had a brilliant couple of nights here and because it’s a young locals place not a prostitute in sight, just genuine girls looking a for a good night. Being younger girls a lot of them spoke English aswell which is handy. Easy to chat with girls and pick some up. Everything was extremely cheap here and getting laid in a threesome cost me 1/4 bottle of Vodka!

Shooters - Very small club and a bit of a mixed bag in terms of a review. Years ago it was rammed with arrogant aggressive Turks and I hadn’t been since but decided to give it another go and it’s improved a lot. Plenty of girls looking for a good night here and if you’re out of luck they’ll always be a couple of paid for girls sitting at the bar. If you pay for a table here the venue always provide you with a couple of girls - although they don’t tell you this (or probably admit it) it’s pretty obvious when you see the same girls dancing with groups of ugly blokes who booked a table on the 3 nights I visited. I suspect this in common place in most clubs. Most girls I’ve spoken to here could speak English.

The unknown bars: Take a taxi to the other side of the river to the East and you’ll find loads of locals bars and clubs. There are a strip of them on Rusanivska Embarkment or you could try around Mykoly Bazhana (Vodka Grill and a few other places around there) - you won’t have to pay any girls in these areas, all local girls looking for a good time. This was my favourite place to start a night out and sometime take girls with you to club back in the centre. Being a locals area finding an English speaking girl can be a bit harder but they do exist.

General nightclub advice: If you plan on staying in any of these clubs for any length of time then I highly recommend getting a table. Whatever you pay for the table is, in nearly all clubs, just a deposit for drink so you don’t actually pay for the table. If you get a table and have a bottle of Vodka/Gin/Whiskey on your table then it’s like flies around shit. If you fail to pull a girl when you’ve got a table and bottle of drink then there is something wrong with you. It helps if you’re travelling with a friend or two as this lowers the bill as it’s split between more than one person, and most girls are in pairs, 3s or 4s. Also, don’t get too drunk - girls don’t like it if you can’t talk or stand up. Another tip, if you’re buying a girl drinks and towards the end of the night when you want to get them home and they suggest going to a karaoke bar say no - they are on commission to get you there. It’s also shit unless you can sing in Ukrainian/Russian!

Now the pay for services....

Salon Dream - Wow...The girls are out of this world. Prices between £40 and £100 for a body to body massage and various other extras depending on which service you go for. Highly recommend the two girl VIP which includes plenty of touching and kissing both girls. Expensive if you consider how much you can pay to fuck someone here but it’s a very good service and worth every penny if you’ve got some free time during the day. I used it twice in the two weeks I was there.

Brothels - Hard to describe where the place I went is as I’d consumed a bottle of Vodka and various other drinks before arriving but from what I remember it is on Sofiivska Street going towards Independence Square about halfway down the road set back behind the buildings. If you get in a taxi and they ask if you want to go to a brothel, which they will all ask you if you’re a bloke in a taxi late at night with no girl with you, then say yes near independence square and it will probably be the same one. We negotiated a price with the taxi driver before we were taken there but didn’t specify extras - at that time of the night/early morning I didn’t need any, just a hole to pump for an hour. Everything was with a condom and no reverse oral. I think it cost 2000 UAH for an hour. Good selection of girls once inside. A girl for everyone, big tits, small tits, size 6, size 18. You sit down in a lounge area surrounded by girls in lingerie sat around with drinks though then line up infront of you and you take your pick. While the girl you choose goes off to get ready the other girls look after you. There are plenty of brothels like this around Kiev.

Escorting websites - If someone has glossy photo shoot photos then most likely B&S. Stay clear of the bargain basement 800 UAH girls - those are fucking dreadful. At £22 an hour you shouldn’t really be surprised but don’t be tempted unless you’ve just got in at 5am and can’t see straight. Remember you can always send a girl away if you aren’t happy with what has turned up but you’ll have to pay her taxi - about 150-200 UAH (they’ll claim!) It’s easier just going to a club and looking for a Sex Worker there as you can just see them in the flesh and take your pick - you’ll pay the same as booking online but will have the benefit of chatting to them for free before deciding to proceed or not. They won’t require a drink buying for them and will leave immediately so they can fuck you and get back to the club. Always negotiate on the time of the meeting and extras though before handing over any money.

Prostitute friendly hotels:
Hotel Tourist - Need to sign in with reception and require ID
Royal De Paris - No need to sign in but it’s a shithole.
Dnipro Hotel - They used to charge you if they arrive after 9pm
Ukraine Hotel - Sometimes have to sign in as security at the lift but a couple of times there was no one there.

There are probably a lot more prostitute friendly hotels as prostitution is rife and they frequent a lot of the hotel lobbies but above are the only ones I’ve stayed in. My advise as always is get an apartment to save the hassle but not everyone likes to do this.


Hi

Is it possible to have sex with the girls at the Salon Dream?

[piotrskut]

I booked one when I was there for an outcall but no fucking allowed, just fingers on the outside

[Donald Tramp]

Thanks for the update, I've certainly noticed the drop in GBP to UAH!

Any punting experiences to share from your last visit?

I stayed just in Kharkiv this time and I had my local fuckbuddy with me as a companion all the time, so didn't even look for other pussies. To be honest, I don't even know about the punting scene in Kharkiv. Never even had to look for it really, it's way too easy there to get just free pussy everywhere. One of the easiest places in the world for me.

But I visited one interesting club there. Locals called it just "the naked party". I don't remember what was the actual name of the club and I'm not even sure how it's open. Some said it's every week, some said that it's once a month etc. Just ask locals if you're in town and want to go there.

That club reminded me of KitKat club in Berlin, just a soft-core version of that. So I didn't see any fucking in the open or any other wicked things you see in KitKat, but the vibe was definitely there so I believe no-one would mind if you'd go full on crazy there and just do whatever you feel like. And the crowd was mostly very beautiful and young Ukrainians in very little clothing. Not fully nude, but some had their tits laid bare, even asses and everyone was at least semi-nude.

The club was fairly small and located by the river not too far from the very center. Entrance fee was pennies, maybe 100 krivnas (few euros) if i recall that right but there was fairly strict face-control, just like in KitKat. I didn't have any problems getting in tho, actually i was the most welcomed in our big group and everyone was wondering how I got in so easily, wearing even jeans and jacket etc. Just my normal clothing (suit shirt, vest, ripped jeans and a stetson). All the others in our group had to take down most of their clothing to get in. But everyone got in eventually, just had to wait a bit more. There was few homosexuals there but not too much (there aren't many of them in Kharkiv anyway, the whole homo scene is buried very underground there and often at times it is very dangerous - even lethal - there to present yourself as openly gay), so the vibe wasn't as tranny/gay as in Berlin (KitKat especially).

So very moderate (and way better, if you ask me) version of KitKat. Could just be the best or one of the best clubs in Kharkiv to pick up some local beautiful young girls who are very much into having wild, no strings attached sex with anyone. And even the bar was very cheap, beer cost like 2 euros only.

Unfortunately my companion got so horny little bit too fast (she didn't want to fuck right there which i tried tho and it would've been great), so we left the club after just 2 hours and I would have wanted to stay a bit more and see what goes on there later in the night. Maybe things will heat up even more later in the night from what i saw. Next time I will definitely want to visit that club and stay there for longer.

[Wanking]

As per Caribbean Club in Kiev, a guy on ISG says the good looking girls are charging a min of 200 dollars to go with a foreigner.. He paid over 300 dollars for an hour with really sexy tall blonde. Any thoughts?

I want to go there but it seems expensive. What about freebies?

[anonymous86273]

As per Caribbean Club in Kiev, a guy on ISG says the good looking girls are charging a min of 200 dollars to go with a foreigner.. He paid over 300 dollars for an hour with really sexy tall blonde. Any thoughts?

I want to go there but it seems expensive. What about freebies?

They saw him coming a mile off 

Some of the most beautiful women in there were only charging 2000-3000 local. Maximum
I’ve found is 4000 but I laughed and walked away. You’ll find lots of freebies there though.

[Hi88888888]

do they allow u touch them and kiss their boobs in the club or is that extra fee?

[Urbexer]

do they allow u touch them and kiss their boobs in the club or is that extra fee?

Mate you are confusing the Caribbean club... which is a nightclub... and the strip club at tourist hotel.... and that place has been discussed on here..

I'm there in 2 weeks  and will keep the forum updated.

[walky]

I am kiev till friday. If anyone wants to catch up for a pint - PM me. I am near Maidan. Will do detailed review once I return.

[milf_lover]

I am kiev till friday. If anyone wants to catch up for a pint - PM me. I am near Maidan. Will do detailed review once I return.

I’m travelling there next week, any advice? PM me if possible.

[Urbexer]

Im there 16th-21st if anyone about at that point?

[Sullivan]

I’m travelling there next week, any advice? PM me if possible.

PMs don’t help anyone. Keep all advice on here.

[Hi88888888]

Does anyone know if touching allowed in club Rio?

[walky]

yes allowed. But the Quality and service has gone downhill in Rio.  There is new club next to Rio by the same management called Tootsie club its got better quality. The girls are in no mood to do private dances  in both Rio and Tootsie. Better off going to Tourist hotel - where you can do as you please

[pisceanuk]

Fully agree  , its a waste of money to spend anything more than 70 dollars for an hour I would say for a WG. I met a beautiful blonde and had to just take her out for dinner once and the next day she was in my apartment and performed a fabulous OWO. She wanted me to fuck her without a condom (when I went for a second round) for some reason which I declined suggesting its safer for both of us. No money charged. I just bought her a drink later. You just need to offer to buy a drink or two and take her out and that should do the trick. I found Ukrainian girls quite willing and easy. 

They saw him coming a mile off 

Some of the most beautiful women in there were only charging 2000-3000 local. Maximum
I’ve found is 4000 but I laughed and walked away. You’ll find lots of freebies there though.

[Hi88888888]

Is tourist hotel still open or is it shut down ?

[Joo]

Im there 16th-21st if anyone about at that point?

Hi I will be in Kyiv 16.10 till 18. 10 Pm if you wanna team up.
I am planning to sample paid girls and try my luck with the lokals at a club I speak moderate Russian so so If I can be of assistance 🤔. But I am completely new to the scene in Kyiv tho
I did read all discussions about Kyiv so thanks to Anonymous86273 and other guys have  rough idea what to do

[Urbexer]

Hi I will be in Kyiv 16.10 till 18. 10 Pm if you wanna team up.
I am planning to sample paid girls and try my luck with the lokals at a club I speak moderate Russian so so If I can be of assistance 🤔. But I am completely new to the scene in Kyiv tho
I did read all discussions about Kyiv so thanks to Anonymous86273 and other guys have  rough idea what to do

I can't send a dm.... site won't let me... but I'm up for a highlight... dm me

[itsmydrug]

Hi guys, great thread with some top information 

After being in Russia for a little have caught the slavic bug !  Looking to go to Kiev soon but a little lost on flights, East Midlands would be easy for me but travel times are coming back at 16+ hours !  Assume LGW is the only UK airport with a direct flight?  Can anyone shed some light?

Also looking on airbnb for a studio assume this is the best option also from comments? 

Was bored yesterday so changed my Tinder search to Kiev, wow 9 out of 10 girls are stunners  have had lots of back and forth messages from both the obvious working girls to normal ones looking just to meet up.  Cant wait to get there and search again, assume lots more will bite with my distance not showing as 1300miles away !

Anyway keep up the great work and cant wait to write my report once back.

Ps possibly looking at end of Jan to Feb for just over 2 weeks.

[webpunter]

my [real life] mate [who enjoys our fave sport too] has tinder premium
whatever that is
i must find out
the advantage is that he recks you can reset your location
so for example if you are going to kiev for the end of whichever week you can set this being there a few days before / whenever you want
he advises the hit rate goes through the roof

Cant wait to get there and search again, assume lots more will bite with my distance not showing as 1300miles away !

[itsmydrug]

the advantage is that he recks you can reset your location

You can reset your location with standard non pay tinder and search in any location, its just your location will show up as where you are ie 1300 miles away.  Assume then with gold package it removes the actual set location you are in ?

[webpunter]

Yep
That's what my mate said
I dunno what he did
But will be looking into it on my next project which is Tinder / similar
Worked a treat for him

You can reset your location with standard non pay tinder and search in any location, its just your location will show up as where you are ie 1300 miles away.  Assume then with gold package it removes the actual set location you are in ?

[itsmydrug]

But will be looking into it on my next project which is Tinder / similar

Are there other good dating apps you recommend for Ukraine then?

[webpunter]

No idea
Haven't been to Kiev
But wanna go do a trip to see Chernobyl & roll in some punting too
Some good intel on here
When i've been punting in EE cities like Warsaw & Budapest its been parlour driven, finding out indies [a local SIM is essential to wazz into the punting phone] & high end hotel bars
Staying in the best hotels is a good start for the latter
Plenty of options that i'm familiar with rather than a dating app
Its hard enuf to figure out iffy profiles over here, let alone somewhere you have little or no knowledge of
Best to have a portfolio of options at your disposal & adapt when on the ground in the operating theatre

Are there other good dating apps you recommend for Ukraine then?

[CockMonster]

You can reset your location with standard non pay tinder and search in any location, its just your location will show up as where you are ie 1300 miles away.  Assume then with gold package it removes the actual set location you are in ?

Yeah if you pay extra for the gold you can hide your location (so you don't show up as xxx miles away), can also do the same for your age but not massively an issue in Kiev where older guys are still in with a chance for anyone 10-15 years younger.

Only thing is, it's pretty obvious when you hide your location as so many people don't do that, that it looks suspicious.  A lot will ask 'where are you' in the first question or two, and many will just assume you are doing exactly what you are doing and ask when you will arrive in Kiev.  It's sort of a non-issue, because if it's an issue for them that you don't live there then hiding your location doesn't help much - to others for whom it doesn't matter you didn't really need to hide in the first place.

My SOP is to not bother hiding my location and just say that we matched because I was in Kiev recently for work and will be back soon on XYZ date and are they free. Cuts to the chase and weeds out a lot of the more fussy girls who expect you to live locally permanently before talking to you or considering you. 

[webpunter]

Was having the convo with my mate bout all things that we lurve in relation to our fave sport
Parlours punting escorts civvies dating apps etc - you get the snow drift
Was in relation to foreign adventures
We were abroad at the time
I'd just had a post brunch rub & tug to get rid of the hangover horn & we were getting back on it drinking in the sun
Happy times comparing notes & 'war stories'
As you do
I wasn't paying like maximum attention & the following day things were hazy 
This thread reminded me that he set his tinder profile to where he was going to be rather than where he actually was, a few days in advance 
Not like this was gonna be the be all & end all solution
One of a number of weapons in his "armoury"
I'll ask him when i next get the opportunity & revert accordingly

[itsmydrug]

Cheers guys good advice    To be fair im going to try the normal civy route and go to the bars/clubs for the first few days and try my luck there, am only just over 40 in good shape and told look much younger. Had no trouble pulling in St Petersberg (club NATO) with stunning young beauty's   if that fails and im full of shit thanks to this thread ill still have plenty of fun 

Really want to do the tourist thing in the day and from my Russia experience nothing better than a sexy local guide

[Fc Rld 88]

I got chatting to some English guys last night who went to the Adele massage parlour.

One hour massage, not only HE, they had HR at the beginning and the end. 2,000 bucks so £60.

They said that the girls on offer were the prettiest they'd ever seen in their life. A line up of 8 or ten. One guy ended up tipping 1,000 bucks, not realising it was £30. But isn't that worried about it as the service was so good.

I might check the place out later.

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I'm not sure if it is worth it though as each session in 93k has started with a massage. For the same price as getting by end away and all I get is HJ. Better to spend my ££ to do what really matters instead of pretending that a HJ is what we want.

Thank you to all of the posters who have pieced together this invaluable guide to Kiev. Off the back of this information, I’m heading to Kiev next week and will return with a report.

I have carried out my own research and managed to locate 93k, Turyst, Caribbean Club, etc but I cannot for the life of me find Adele’s on Google Maps. The website indicates that it’s on ‘st proreznaya’ but I’ve tried a few variations and it not bring up any results, as in the street doesn’t exist.

Can you shed any light? I’m staying just a few 100m’s from Golden Gate.

Forgive me if I am missing something and for the question!

[Sullivan]

It’s going back a bit now so I can’t really guide you from memory.

But when I made my booking at Adele’s, they sent me very detailed instructions in English which included pictures of everything on WhatsApp. A google map clickable address, then a picture of a gate to the courtyard, then a picture of the front door of the apartment building, the lift, their front door.

You cannot miss it.

To be honest, I had more trouble getting out of the place than I did finding it from the other side of Kiev. The lift buttons were in Ukrainian and I went to the basement instead of the ground floor, then the lift had gone when I realised what had happened, so I took the stairs.

To be honest, on reflection, Adele was the highlight for me when it came to all my experiences with the ladies. Other massage salons might be as good, so I can’t comment how well it compares, but the whole visit from beginning to end was amazing and shouldn’t be missed.

I’m jealous of you going to enjoy it!

[david42]

Directions / info on 93 k and Tourist Hotel

Hi all,

My trip isn't over yet. Still one week to go.

But I wanted to add / clarify information about 93 k and the Tourist hotel Gentlemans / Strip Club.

93 K-.

Facing Mcds in Maidan, go up the street 2nd to the right side of Mcds, roughly called Mala Zhytomyrska St

Keeping walking up this street until you come to a junction (with the 24 HR shop mentioned by others on the opposite side of the junction). Turn left at this junction onto Mikhailivski Lane (not to be confused with Mikhailivska St (where O'Briens pub is).

Once you turn left, stay on the left hand side for 50 m or so. You will see the much talked about archway. There is a large hotel directly opposite (Hyatt regency).

Going through the archway there are two buildings that are in front of you. Go to the right hand one. And dial 93 k etc etc.

Best time to go is 8 pm onwards, otherwise there may be only one or two girls working. I saw 5/6 in the evening.

Put 9 Mikhailivski Ln in google and it is about there.


Tourist Hotel-.

This is labelled on maps as Tourist / Turyst Hotel Complex.

It is just outside the metro stop Livoberezhna (4 stops from maidan). Or 70/120 Uah using Uber.

There is a building adjacent to the right of the hotel, with Gentleman's Club labelling. And an ATM on left side of its entrance.

Go up the stairs, 3 floors, and the entrance is right in front of you.

Hope that helps, I will add a report later.

[ukgeeza]

So touryst hotel strip club is still open?

Whats the craic?

[david42]

I had to trawl through the posts to glean info about these 2 places and printed it out to take to Kiev (my first trip).

93 k-.

Basically an apartment with 1/2 girls in the afternoon, and about 5 girls after 8/9 pm.

Its a 1500 uah price place so the girls are on that level.

If you like a slightly rounder, bigger pale-skinned girl than this is the place for you.

(I think once you have been in Kiev a few times, its no longer a special place as there are many options nearby, but its a great place to begin).

Tourist Hotel-.

This is basically a strip / lapdance type bar with very few customers unless its late. There is NO sex here.

Its basically a great tease that gives you a boner for about 1200 all in (that was my experience anyway).

There will be 2/3 girls who dance provocatively around a pole, while you sit and have a drink. They have incredible bodies and average faces.

500 gets a private dance for 2 songs. The girl will take her knickers off and dance and grind against you. You can touch her tits and ass, but no private area.

Drinks are about 100-150.

[david42]

First trip to Kiev Report Part 1

I'm still in Kiev for another 3 weeks (6 in total), but wanted to post some stuff.

Firstly, thanks to the experts on here for the info i took with me..

I took the ryanair flight, with pre-booked taxi (about 700 uah), and got a vodafone sim at KBP airport for 350 uah. I stayed at a cheap kreschatik hostel using booking com until I got more comfortable with the environment. That alphabet is pretty damn challenging!   

Then I finally moved to a cheapish Airbnb, firstly nr Maidan Mcds, then to a more private one, near Klovska Metro.

After reading a lot of posts on here i have basically understood the main message to be 'You have to put the work in, making contacts, walking the apartments, choosing girls, rejecting girls and chancing upon gems that are your keepers'.
Offcourse,  IF one has the luxury of time...

I have only started going through some girls since last Wednesday, so here are some details.

93 K-.

There was only one girl in the afternoon, Jana, redhead, chunky, pale, great personality, so returned at 11 pm.

Out of 5 girls, I chose Anfisa, the Ukrainian-Korean girl, as she was the slimmest there.

1500 was classic (basic) sex price for an hour, but I asked for kissing and was told 2000. She is a touch wooden, but great body, and noisy!!

I went another evening and chose Jenna, the smallest looking girl there. Paid 2000 for the same thing again. She is a great GFE, as she is intelligent and sensitive, but her body was a letdown for me.

I would say she is great for someone looking for a GFE with a small, big boobed girl, with some fat.

Tourist Hotel-.

It completely slipped my mind that there is no sex here, so I got that 'NOOOOO! look from the stripper when trying to coolly and confidently ask about price for an hour!!

As I've mentioned in an earlier post, amazing- bodied girls, with hooker faces. I went for 2 private dances. But I walked out after thinking that's not what I'm after right now.

A guy I'm friendly with in Arena City. His name is Antony, and he walks around with a massage board, gave me a contact for a girl called Tatiana, so I called her and began the work of visiting apartments with her. I insisted on the girls showing me their bodies, which nobody liked, including my agent, but I got the request, even then they kept the bra on. After managing to pick 2/3 girls from seeing about 7, I began planning visits to my place.

During this period, I was also on Tinder, Mamba, Badoo, Ukrgo, and RelaxKiev.
I tried some cheap risks from Relax Kiev.
So far, one turned up, totally different to her photos, ugly face, but nice tits and ass, so I accepted. Looking back the 2200 I paid incl taxi was overpriced.

Reeling from the shocking photo lies, I tried another, expecting the same thing. I just wanted a slim, tight body. I was not surprised when an average (5) face turned up, but when she undressed she had puffy nipples on small tits, and a tight body. That made all the struggles worthwhile. Plus the total damage for classic sex, plus cunnilingus, and taxi was 1900 uah. It seems like a f...... lottery!
Unsurprisingly, she has been to my place more than once! 

I called Agent Tatiana, and asked to send one of the girls. A relatively pretty redhead who had a tight stomach.
The apartment base is on the same street as 93 k but closer to O'briens. She was an hour late despite my place being 30 m away!
Anyway, she removed her bra and her boobs were a little saggy. I couldn't see that when she kept her damn bra on! During my agent visit. More problematic was her 'I will close my eyes and let you do what you need' mentality. 
Because she was a pretty girl, her price was 2500 (500 of that to Tatiana). So no repeat.
There is another pretty blond at this girls apartment FYI.

I got another contact from Relax Kiev that turned out to be an agency / Madam who sent me an address to check out.
It about a 10 min walk from Arena City and is a new, warm flat.
I went in the afternoon and saw 2 girls.
I went for the shorter / slimmer one called Katrina. Price 1500 for classic sex (massage, ow, sex).
Her body turned out to be quite good, a bit curvier and nice tits / nipples, face cute also.

The address is Mechnycova St, 7 A. Let me know when you need the doorbell details.

I will list more contact details here if anyone requests it.

ATM I am also trying to find a male agent as my female agent is trying to tell me which girls i should be choosing and she's half my age!!!!

[ukgeeza]

Anyone got a full detailed review of tourist strip club?

Cheers in advance

[Cityboynow]

Go to rios if in Kiev. Theres also a partner place next door.

A dance isnt too much, cant remember how much. Touching is allowed, but just tits I think.

They pretty all leave with you for 4 hours for 300 Euro.

[ukgeeza]

What if i dont want to spend 300 getting my dick wet after ive spent money on food, drinks and dances?

[Fc Rld 88]

It’s going back a bit now so I can’t really guide you from memory.

But when I made my booking at Adele’s, they sent me very detailed instructions in English which included pictures of everything on WhatsApp. A google map clickable address, then a picture of a gate to the courtyard, then a picture of the front door of the apartment building, the lift, their front door.

You cannot miss it.

To be honest, I had more trouble getting out of the place than I did finding it from the other side of Kiev. The lift buttons were in Ukrainian and I went to the basement instead of the ground floor, then the lift had gone when I realised what had happened, so I took the stairs.

To be honest, on reflection, Adele was the highlight for me when it came to all my experiences with the ladies. Other massage salons might be as good, so I can’t comment how well it compares, but the whole visit from beginning to end was amazing and shouldn’t be missed.

I’m jealous of you going to enjoy it!

Great stuff, thanks very much mate! I can’t believe it’s only a few hours away 

[ukgeeza]

Shooters is still full of aggressive turks btw

[ukgeeza]

Went to carribean club last night, cock fest

Went to tourist club, 1 girl working

Shocking

[Wanking]

Went to carribean club last night, cock fest

Went to tourist club, 1 girl working

Shocking

How many working girls in Caribbean Club u estimate last night?

[webpunter]

R u dense ?

How many working girls in Caribbean Club u estimate last night?

PS - as you have been on here since 2015 any danger that you might consider amazing us with a review ?

[ukgeeza]

Anyone got a heads up of where might be good to go on a monday night