Author Topic: Esme-luxy - tourer - Sheffield  (Read 5703 times)


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I’d spotted Esme when she was last on tour in Sheffield and TBH I had her down as being TGTBT so binned her.

Anyways work sent me to Sheffield, I was only working the morning, so it would have been rude not to have a punt. I had a look at what was on AWank and there she was with her green light on. I used a freeview on her PG, did a GRIS and TinyEye lookup on the pictures and got nothing back at all, so that was that as all that was going through my head was “I’m so gonna fuck you”.

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The short version.

An outstanding session with a lass that sucked and fucked just as good as she looked.
 
The booking process.

I sent Esme a text requesting if she was available when I wanted to see her. She replied in the affirmative so I then did my usual due diligence. Fuck me she came back with extras for OWO, CIM and anal that took her price to an eye watering £240 for the hour so I binned her.

Anyways being a cheeky cunt I couldn’t resist so I messaged her back a few hours later to see if she was booked up. No surprises that she wasn’t so I upped the ante to 2 hours with the option to extend to 3 BUT
I made it clear there was NO WAY I was paying the extras for OWO and CIM.

Then I rang her.

At this stage she had no clue who was wanting to visit.

FFS she now started asking for a deposit so I decided to lay my cards on the table. AW message sent and I told her straight she weren’t getting no deposit out of me. That got her attention as she promptly agreed to the booking with zero extras albeit she made it clear I wouldn’t be fucking her arse. Fine as I “told” her and that she’d be getting a big fat butt plug up there instead of my cock. Cheeky cunt then demanded I bring her wine and supplied me with the postcode for the venue.

Not quite how I like it BUT I can’t blame her for being cautious.

About an hour before the start of the booking I got a text asking me if I really was coming to visit which I confirmed I most certainly was.

The waiting game.

What waiting game ?? This was a same day punt.

The Venue.

A very sensible 4*+ apartment in a high class development just outside Sheffield City Centre.

First I am going to describe her.

FUCK ME THIS LASS IS STUNNING.

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Face of an angel and definitely IMHO model pretty.

Absolutely no doubt that the lass I met in the room is the lass in the AWank profile as her tattoos are highly distinctive and she also shows her face in her PG.

I’d say Esme is no more than 5’4” tall and that, figure wise, she’s actually what I’d expect of an ebony lass albeit she told me she’s white English through and through. Classic hourglass figure with a small waist, reasonable sized tits and a marvellous, well I thought it was, bubble butt of an arse. I reckon she’s a 10 up top and bordering on a 12 down below, that her stats are 34-26-36, that her tits are naturals and are a C cup. I’m not going to say Esme is toned and overly gym fit as she’s got a little bit of a belly but she clearly squats as her arse was nice and firm in doggie. She ain’t bad at all IMHO. As for her weight I reckon she weighs no more than 9 ½ stone.

One thing that did stand out for me is her skin. She’s either recently been lounging on a beach or she really likes the tanning salon as I don’t reckon it was fake. Facially I found Esme to be absolutely stunning. She’s got really long, all the way to her arse, extended brown/black hair. Esme has one of those butter would melt faces and her puppy dog hazel eyes had me from the moment I first set eyes on her.

Now some aren’t going to like the next bit as she’s fucking covered in tattoos and by covered I mean they are big fuck off ones that are really in your face. She’s also got quite a bit of metalwork, both nipples, ears, nose, navel and tongue.

Age wise I reckon that the 28 is bang on as she was highly indignant when I suggested she was older and actually told me her date of birth.

I didn’t think she’d had kids, she told me she had, albeit the signs are there if looked for. IMHO she’s blessed as she’s ain’t sagged and the stretch marks she’s got I’d associate with having a big arse.

Have to say that little Fishy was absolutely ecstatic that this lass was about to suck and then fuck him. I am though as ever conscious that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and just because I found Esme to be fit as fuck it doesn’t mean the next punter will agree with me.

This ones a 9/10 in book for her face and that body with a little bit of extra work in the gym ain’t far behind.

WOOF !! WOOF !! FUCKING WOOF !!

The meeting.

I arrived in the vicinity 5 minutes before we were due to start and parked in the local supermarket carpark. There was parking infront of the building but I chose not to use it. A text to Esme and she asked me to ring her. Good girl as she guided me in.

Esme did the hiding thing. Fuck me what a sight is all I can say for what greeted me when the door closed. My eyes nearly popped out of my head as this lass with the most IMHO stunning face gave me a quick kiss and asked me to follow her into to the kitchen. Esme was wearing a figure flattering silk dressing gown and 5” heels. All I could see was her stockings and what seemed to be a thong.

Anyways….I’d made it very clear in comms that she’d better kiss as good as she looks and indeed she did. Not full on attack mode DFK but DFK none the less.
The banter between us was already really full on. EXCELLENT start.

Into the room for even more DFK as I felt her up, she was wearing a silk thong backed body suit under her dressing gown, and then she asked for payment. I’d originally asked for 2 hours with the option to extend to 3 and that was a total no-brainer. I then took the piss as I told her she was going to get spanked with the money BUT she wasn’t having it so like a good boy I handed over the somewhat eye watering fee for 3 hours.

Esme went to stash the cash while I went for a shower.

I exited the shower with a towel round my waist and sat on the edge of the bed and waited for her to return. Esme returned, minus the dressing gown, and the face off continued. More kissing which was a mix of LFK with tongues and full on DFK while I attempted to undress her. That didn’t go to plan as I couldn’t get her body suit over her hips so, with much laughing, I told her she was wearing too many clothes and to please sort herself out. Esme sorted herself out and then the cheeky twat grabbed my cock with her arse cheeks and started to twerk on me before putting her hand between her legs, with her back still facing me, as she took a firm hold of not so little Fishy who had already sprung to attention. Outstanding as she wiggled her ass at me and slowing wanked me off. She then slowly turned to face me before dropping to her knees and teasing the living daylights out of me. Not an overly deep blowjob as she effectively snogged my bellend while running her nails over my balls.

FUCKING CHEEKY CUNT then demanded I go pour her some wine as apparently she’d got a dry mouth. She accompanied me into the kitchen and posed and pouted in a highly provocative manner while I poured her some wine. Turns out she had a plan. As soon as we were back in the room she got back on her knees and it was back to torturing not so little Fishy. For those that have never had a blowjob from a lass with a gob full of sparkling wine DO IT !!!

Onto the bed as I wanted her warmed up. My turn to be a tease as I started at the top and then worked my way down. Nice responsive nipples that got semi hard to my attentions, she’s got nipple bars in both, before I made my way to the honey spot via her pierced navel which made her squirm. Onto her pussy which was nice and smooth, very fresh and clean, with small labia and a small buried clit. No issue with 1 then 2 fingers as I slobbered and slurped away. Initially she was bone dry before she got progressively wetter and wetter. Couldn’t resist so I spat on her arse and slipped a finger up there. That went down well so I stuck my thumb in her fanny as well and finger fucked her arse and fanny while sucking her clit. The noises she was making told me she liked what I was doing. I was then asked to back off from her arse which was fine by me as I slipped a butt plug up there in place of my finger. More licking and slobbering and then I denied her an orgasm which got me proper told off. Tough shit it’s my party and I’m going to party how I want to.

Onto my back for some more cock sucking, not so little Fishy had got lazy and left the party, and then it was time to cover up. I applied the condom, Esme has talons, and then I invited her to climb aboard. No lube with this lass as she just let rip and used me like a dildo as she rode me like a champion jockey. Good girl as I wanted the first round out of the way ASAP. If she didn’t cum while she was riding me then she had me fooled. Onto her knees for doggie as I slapped her arse, pushed the butt plug in as far as it would go with my thumb, and fucked her fast and furiously. She’s very vocal and likes it hard as she started to talk filth as I fucked her. Like it when a lass talks dirty to me. Well it didn’t seem to take too long before the sap began to rise. Condom off as Esme assumed the position and hoovered every last drop into her mouth. Good girl as she then came up for air and we full on snowballed. Bye bye cum as we both swallowed what we’d got. The look on her face was fucking hilarious.

Time for a swill with mouthwash.

Esme now went for a refill of wine, she was mixing it 50:50 with lemonade so wasn’t taking the piss IMHO, before changing into something more comfy. She also removed the butt plug which initially I missed.

WOOF !! WOOF !! WOOF as she put on another body suit with a string thong back. Fuck me she looks fabulous.

We then chilled and chatted for the next 20 minutes while I recovered.

Back to it as I went back down on her. Finger back up her arse but this time I just kept going. If she didn’t cum again then she’s one hell of an actress. Not so little Fishy needed no encouragement as he rose to the occasion so I covered him up, stuck the butt plug back up her arse, and took her in missionary. Fuck me she’s a horny one as she began to play with her clit while I fucked her. The stream of filth continued and then she asked me to pass her the wand she had on the bedside table. Legs akimbo as I fucked her hard and deep while she pushed the wand into her clit and wedged it between us. That was one hell of an orgasm she had and I wasn’t done. Onto full on pounding deepstick as I proper had my way with her. Time for some reverse. Bouncing, twerking, grinding, I got her full repertoire as she fucked me good and proper. Back to doggie, I really did give her a hard fucking, and then time for another short rest as not so little Fishy was by now getting tired.

Well maybe not as she cuddled up against me and ran her nails over my body. Good girl as her hand went lower and there we had it as not so little Fishy wasn’t tired no more.

Back to cock sucking. This time she was determined to get as much of my cock in her mouth as she could. Saliva went all over the place as my balls got a good seeing to as well. FFS the angle wasn’t quite right as she kept catching me with her lower teeth. Only one thing for it. Onto her back with her head over the side of the bed. That worked as I buried my full length into her mouth. I felt the pop, that made her gag and I really did think she was going to puke, as I entered her throat. Throat fucking time, I wasn’t overly rough, until she pushed me off. Back onto the bed and now that she’d got the hang of not so little Fishy she proceeded to full on face fuck herself on my cock. I felt the pop more than once as my cock went down her throat.

Time for the home straight as I covered up for the final time and took her in doggie. No fucking messing as I asked for her hands and went for it. Fucking superb as she just took it as I pounded away at her. The filth was continual and then she had a clamping orgasm of the likes that I wasn’t able to resist. Condom filled GAME FUCKING OVER !!!

Time check told me we were exactly 10 minutes short of the 3 hours.

Time for another shower, Esme was in no rush to get rid, and then I got dressed.

We chatted for a bit and then I was off with a final hug and a full on snog at the door.

I got back to my car 3 hours and 40 minutes after I left it so no complaining from me whatsoever.
 
The money bit.

I paid Esme an eye watering £420 for 3 hours of her life.

There should have been an extra £30 for OWO and another £10 for CIM but I refused to pay that during the booking process. Anal would have been another £50 but that I also declined.
 
In conclusion.

STUNNED !!! WOW that was fun !!!  For me Esme was just outstanding. The bar has now been set very high for the rest of 2019 as this really was something else.

Last but not least.

This was an expensive punt. It’s the most money I’ve paid for a long time and it actually cost more than what the established agencies in Yorkshire charge. That said if she did everything fully inclusive of her price then I’d have a real problem on my hands.

IMHO this lass is the sort of money that makes her a treat not a regular thing BUT I can’t help but keep thinking OMFG did that really happen as she really is IMHO absolutely fucking stunning and OMFG did she deliver.

I am though as ever conscious that YMMV and just because I had an ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING time with Esme doesn't mean the next punter will have as good a time as me.






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I can't work it out, did you like her?  :lol:

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I can't work it out, did you like her?  :lol:

Nah she were crap.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Being serious she fucked and sucked like a dream  :yahoo: :yahoo: BUT OMFG the price.  :cry: :cry:

Offline mart802

Bravo on having the balls/inclination to part with the money on this one!
I looked at her pics but no way could i warrant having a punt with.
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Bravo on having the balls/inclination to part with the money on this one!
I looked at her pics but no way could i warrant having a punt with.
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If she's had held out for full price there's no way I'd have touched her. As it was she played the game well which is why I relented and went over my budget.

Not sure how she would be on a shorter booking though.

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Cheeky cunt then demanded I bring her wine and supplied me with the postcode for the venue.
£4 from Aldi or Shy Pig Red?

Good review. Something about Capricorn girls and sucking cock.


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£4 from Aldi or Shy Pig Red?

Good review. Something about Capricorn girls and sucking cock.

Ha !! Ha !! Tesco....she's a classy chick this one.  :lol: :lol:

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Ha !! Ha !! Tesco....she's a classy chick this one.  :lol: :lol:
Believe it or not I like the tattoos, but not my type at all. Glad it worked out, with negotiations like that you should be in Brussels handling Brexit.

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You get what you pay for in this world & it sounds like you did !!!!
Banned reason: Blatant tout, posting multiple reviews and starting a thread to advertise his reviews.
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Very nice and very much my cup of tea. Onto the hotlist she goes!

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Very nice and very much my cup of tea. Onto the hotlist she goes!
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Damn fine write-up Fishy... I'n gonna remember the sparkling wine tip   :)

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Damn fine write-up Fishy... I'n gonna remember the sparkling wine tip   :)

I've had lasses do it before......it feels fucking amazing if done right.

Works best IMHO with Prosecco.  :D :D

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I've had lasses do it before......it feels fucking amazing if done right.

Works best IMHO with Prosecco.  :D :D

I hope you're not touting 'Prosecco' Fishy, wouldn't want to see you banned  :drinks:

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Very nice and very much my cup of tea. Onto the hotlist she goes!

Mine as well.  :yahoo: :yahoo:

....shame about the price.  :scare: :cry: :cry: :scare:


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I hope you're not touting 'Prosecco' Fishy, wouldn't want to see you banned  :drinks:

FFS !!!  :dash: :dash: :dash:

I best report myself.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Thanks for the review. Had my eye on her profile for awhile.

Offline The0neAnd0nly

Fantastic review - I was so close to contacting her on the back of this but £150+ for 1 hour and OWO is outside my budget (This month anyway)

Your pockets are deep MrFF!!!

Offline Stifler

Lost for words fishy, you lucky jammy git you. :thumbsup:

I'm not jealous honestly  : :lol:

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Lost for words fishy, you lucky jammy git you. :thumbsup:

I'm not jealous honestly  : :lol:

If I was lucky she'd have fucked me for free.  :lol: :lol: :lol:


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I do like a bit of fizz.... Alca-Seltza up my japs eye works for me  :P
Great review, but I would have to strike a deal, before a visit :hi:

Offline Mutinyonthecounty

Great review pal.

There’s no denying it she looks good and my type.

That’s a lot of money though

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Great review pal.

There’s no denying it she looks good and my type.

That’s a lot of money though

It was an eye watering amount of money.  :cry: :cry:

If she'd have put her arse out for that price I'd have already returned but she didn't, and she won't, which makes her an expensive treat only.