Author Topic: Ever just fancied a wank  (Read 2909 times)

Offline Funboy101

Is it just me or not?? Sometimes can’t be bothered with all the hassle for a 1/2 or 1 hr meet, would love to know who and where you can just get a 10 min wank by a good looking wg?


Offline pbrown355

Never tried it but I would imagine that any girl who'll do a 15min appointment would do that for you

Offline brooksy872

Colour and beauty Birmingham, prolifically reported on. The link I had no longer works. Bull street Birmingham, opposite the tram stop.

Massage sign in shop window was lit, the A-frame sign with Massage was outside so I figured all is well.  2 girls on offer, both Chinese, one I had seen previously and there was a new girl who introduced herself as 'Helen'. I hope this is a thing now where they give the girls pronounceable names rather than something that sounds like radio static.

Helen was a size 4 or 6 or something stupidly skinny and petite and early 40's, she was about 5 foot.  I did the obligatory hand sign to indicate £20 wank and she lead me into the bottom room.  First thing you notice is the massage table is now a single bed that is just 12 inches or so off the ground. You are going to have an issue if you have back problems.

Helen  asked for the money up front which is to be expected.  She then just started to undress me, unlaced my shoes took them off, then my socks, trousers and pants etc until I was naked. I said no oil, she said how about coconut oil, I said louder and more stern NO OIL, remembering last year when after saying no oil the Chinese girl tipped half of the deep water horizon spill on my back. NO OIL and she got the message.

Massage was ok, I wasn't there for that, she turned me over and got to the good bit.  She spread my legs and positioned herself so she was neeling between them, she wrapped her small hands around my cock and got to work. 10 minutes later I shot my load much to her delight. She wiped me down and then dressed me, she was most attentive. I really really rate her. £20 was a fantastic bargain. I would see her again in a heartbeat.


This would be the kind of thing your talking about

Offline Littlefoot

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Is it just me or not?? Sometimes can’t be bothered with all the hassle for a 1/2 or 1 hr meet, would love to know who and where you can just get a 10 min wank by a good looking wg?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=110442.0

Had a great wank today for £20. Will review in a bit.

Offline Kelgon85

Just do it yourself and save money in the process.

Offline oldmanking

Just do it yourself and save money in the process.

If we all did that, then there wouldn't be a forum here at all... Think on, young patwan!  :dash:

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If we all did that, then there wouldn't be a forum here at all... Think on, young patwan!  :dash:

Excuse my ignorance, what's a patwan?

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Excuse my ignorance, what's a patwan?

I think he means padawan, a Jedi apprentice.

Offline Littlefoot

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I think he means padawan, a Jedi apprentice.

Ahh that's why I couldn't find out what he was talking about. Cheers ginger nuts.  :thumbsup:

Offline oldmanking

I think he means padawan, a Jedi apprentice.

Can you tell I'm not a real fan of the force...lol.  My bad.  I haven't watched one of the films since the first ones came out in 80s.  :)

Offline Nirvanian

Washing machines live longer with Calgon

Offline Kelgon85

Can you tell I'm not a real fan of the force...lol.  My bad.  I haven't watched one of the films since the first ones came out in 80s.  :)

First one came out in the 70s actually.  :D

Offline oldmanking

First one came out in the 70s actually.  :D

You're just making me look stupider... lol. Cheers  :drinks:

Offline Jackjones2012

I have previously managed to get this 20 WIHJ at two places in Coventry.
They do exactly what it says on the tin

Offline Funboy101

Hmmm, should have mentioned I know you can get a wihj at a few Thai or Chinese massage shops but anything on offer from European or Latino ladies

Offline Littlefoot

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Don't know if You'll find anything on here:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=158026.msg1711610#msg1711610

Not sure how many of those links are still active. Don't think you'll get a real looker though that will toss you off for £20.

Offline fredhiggins

I have previously managed to get this 20 WIHJ at two places in Coventry.
They do exactly what it says on the tin
where?