Time to catch up on a few reviews. First up, Jasmine Spa in Worksop. £40 for an hour.
External Link/Members OnlyI was in desperate need of a rub and tug and reading some reviews fancied a go at this place. Called and made appointment for that afternoon, no problem.
If discretion is your thing, take a walk round the corner and go through the back door. Front is on a very busy main street near traffic lights so and usually a few cars waiting. I went in the back door and had to make my way through some fresh washing. Bit awkward and quite run down but got through and up to the room. Didn't catch the name but she was older, maybe late 50's, not great looking but slim and she was going to rub away hopefully more than my aches and pains.
Strip off and onto the table. I get covered. No problem. Happened before. I quite like it. Fairly average massage. No swipes, reach unders, brushes or anything. No hint of anything. Turned over and had a clear semi. Avoided it completely despite me shuffling it around and even adjusting to give a hint. I should have asked outright I know but I'd kind of got frustrated by then.
All in all, a wasted trip. Went home and had a massive wank.
