Author Topic: Helen @ Colour and beauty Birmingham  (Read 3844 times)

Offline greg101

Colour and beauty Birmingham, prolifically reported on. The link I had no longer works. Bull street Birmingham, opposite the tram stop.

Massage sign in shop window was lit, the A-frame sign with Massage was outside so I figured all is well.  2 girls on offer, both Chinese, one I had seen previously and there was a new girl who introduced herself as 'Helen'. I hope this is a thing now where they give the girls pronounceable names rather than something that sounds like radio static.

Helen was a size 4 or 6 or something stupidly skinny and petite and early 40's, she was about 5 foot.  I did the obligatory hand sign to indicate £20 wank and she lead me into the bottom room.  First thing you notice is the massage table is now a single bed that is just 12 inches or so off the ground. You are going to have an issue if you have back problems.

Helen  asked for the money up front which is to be expected.  She then just started to undress me, unlaced my shoes took them off, then my socks, trousers and pants etc until I was naked. I said no oil, she said how about coconut oil, I said louder and more stern NO OIL, remembering last year when after saying no oil the Chinese girl tipped half of the deep water horizon spill on my back. NO OIL and she got the message.

Massage was ok, I wasn't there for that, she turned me over and got to the good bit.  She spread my legs and positioned herself so she was neeling between them, she wrapped her small hands around my cock and got to work. 10 minutes later I shot my load much to her delight. She wiped me down and then dressed me, she was most attentive. I really really rate her. £20 was a fantastic bargain. I would see her again in a heartbeat.
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Thanks for the review Greg. Was this a £20 Wihj? Or massage first?

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£20 WIHJ she started with a 2 minute mini massage then on to the tug job.

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£20 WIHJ she started with a 2 minute mini massage then on to the tug job.

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Thanks for the review. So just so I’m clear it’s just £20 for a HJ and that’s it, no other fees etc so total cost is £20. Is there a time limit on this and are you allowed to touch The WG in anyway?

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Thanks for the review. So just so I’m clear it’s just £20 for a HJ and that’s it, no other fees etc so total cost is £20. Is there a time limit on this and are you allowed to touch The WG in anyway?

The answer is, it depends.

Time is officially 10 minutes BUT today I had close to twice that, touching the WG is at their discretion.  Some allow insertion of fingers in their arse/pussy others clench their legs shut.  If you pay the extra £10 for body to body they are more willing.  Body 2 body for the tenner is worth it as the girl gets her kit off.  The thing here is to go gently, tell the lady she is beautiful, stroke her hair a little (bear with me readers), be full of praise, you will get further than if you simply fire your hand up her skirt.  Chinese women like respect (most if not all do but the Chinese need to be appreciated).  ABOVE ALL - THANK HER FOR HER TIME AND BE POLITE AFTERWARDS.  Next time you see her. more will be on offer.  Total cost £20, no door fee nothing else, just be polite, tell her everything you think she wants to hear and you'll get as far as you want.

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Thanks Greg, I’m currently on a way to a TOFTT but if that falls through I know have a plans B lol  :hi:

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I have reviewed before. It is one of my go to places. Never had a bad hj there in my very frequent visits.

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Thank you Littlefoot, top man!

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The answer is, it depends.

Time is officially 10 minutes BUT today I had close to twice that, touching the WG is at their discretion.  Some allow insertion of fingers in their arse/pussy others clench their legs shut.  If you pay the extra £10 for body to body they are more willing.  Body 2 body for the tenner is worth it as the girl gets her kit off.  The thing here is to go gently, tell the lady she is beautiful, stroke her hair a little (bear with me readers), be full of praise, you will get further than if you simply fire your hand up her skirt.  Chinese women like respect (most if not all do but the Chinese need to be appreciated).  ABOVE ALL - THANK HER FOR HER TIME AND BE POLITE AFTERWARDS.  Next time you see her. more will be on offer.  Total cost £20, no door fee nothing else, just be polite, tell her everything you think she wants to hear and you'll get as far as you want.

Some good advice there for potential punters, the complete opposite of the technique used by cunts like nightrider1234.

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Some good advice there for potential punters, the complete opposite of the technique used by cunts like nightrider1234.

Yes, please and thank you with the Chinese opens many doors.  I read his review and thought it was garbage and/or bullshit.
£20 is a small price to pay for the service they give you.

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Yes, please and thank you with the Chinese opens many doors.  I read his review and thought it was garbage and/or bullshit.
£20 is a small price to pay for the service they give you.

Nothing wrong with manners Greg.  :thumbsup: Always say thank you after I've cum my cocoa, providing the service was ok.

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Agree, manners cost nothing and can do wonders but only when due. I’ve never complemented for the sake of complimenting but only when it’s genuinely deserved. Do find the WG’s do appreciate a good complement. 

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Do find the WG’s do appreciate a good complement.

Chinese WG do.  Tell them they look lovely, they are doing a good job, they are very pretty etc etc, all the generic compliments you can think of.  They seem to appreciate it.  To be fair she might come out of the room afterwards and chat to her shift mate and say "That dick head kept chatting shit, beautiful this, perfect that" - then put on their best English accent impression "Oh you so bewtifulll" before they both laugh and roll their eyes!.  I'll always always remember this Soprano's quote for the rest of my days, and always found it to be true.

My dear departed mother used to say: "You catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar." - Ralph Cifaretto.


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To be fair she might come out of the room afterwards and chat to her shift mate and say "That dick head kept chatting shit, beautiful this, perfect that" - then put on their best English accent impression "Oh you so bewtifulll" before they both laugh and roll their eyes!.

Brilliant impression.... I felt like I was in the room for a second there...  ;)
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Just had a great wihj with Helen. I’ll review later when I’ve got time. Cheers Greg  :drinks:

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Just had a great wihj with Helen. I’ll review later when I’ve got time. Cheers Greg  :drinks:

I'm looking forward to trying her £40 "bro-job"! Look forward to the review Littlefoot.