My first review, hope it strikes the right cord..
With payday on the horizon I started contemplating some me time and set myself a £80-90 budget. I'm not really into full-on sex for money so thought I'd treat myself to a massage. Having been to said establishment a few times with mixed level of satisfaction I thought I'd try something different and soon found myself crawling through adverts of independent girls on gumtree, vivastreet, fridayads, etc.
It soon became apparant that most of these girls would probably be pretty clueless massage-wise and that I'd likely end up shagging for thrills instead. So, back to the drawing board I started scoping massage places. I work in the West End where there is plenty of choice but decided to look for somewhere far from colleagues but not in my own neighbourhood either: Chingford, Woodford, Leyton, etc.
Then I read about this new Thai place across the road from Golden Herbs called 39 Orchid Massage. Again did research but could not find any confirmation if any naughty extras offered so I decided to just go and see. If all fails I would either have a good massage off a pretty girl or run for safety across the road.
I hoped the Orchid place was aimed to compete with Golden Herbs but it is actually nested between beauty / nail salons and hairdressers, so that was a first sign.
Walked past 2 or 3 times to get a glimpse when one of the girls noticed me and opened the door. Now it was payday Friday around 6.30pm but instead of massages it was the floors getting a good seeing to; cleaning stuff everywhere. I looked at the menu: 1 hour Thai massage £45 or relaxing massage £39. Attractively priced, shame the girl wasn't.
I asked what the difference was between them and the Chinese across the road and she said; mixed customer reviews, we provide traditional Thai massage. I took a leaflet for show and left.
On to Golden Herbs. Door was locked so I rang the bell. Receptionist opens saying everyone busy, wait 20 mins. Went across the road for a beer and positioned myself nearby as I could see other punters patrolling the area. 25 mins later one guy virtually comes running across the street and goes inside. I thought fuck, now what?! I went in straight behind him and the receptionist does not know what to do. Nonetheless she takes me inside and a few mins later shows up to do the massage herself. Her looks are very neutral, not ugly but no Lucy Liu either, slightly discoloured teeth. Difficult to tell her age, 30's.
So sorry for waiting she says and offers me 1 hour for £40, which is a fiver off the normal rate. Massage was good, plenty of attention all-round. Nice massage of arse and surrounding sensitive prostate area, legs, thighs, bla bla. At one point I'm on all 4s and she half milks my cock and balls with 2 hands, lovely...
Turnaround time and she asks if I've been before. Yes, I want extra. She asks how much did you pay before? I was surprised but she says I normally answer the phone, I don't know.
I said £10 HJ, £20 BJ and £30 B2B. She asks is that +++? I said no, for £30 its a bit of everything.
OK she says and starts to undress. Turns out she's wearing a lovely little set of bright red lingerie.. Nice.. off that goes and out comes a lovely pair of titties. Medium size, firm and nipples as big as cigarette butts. I first thought they were fake but seemed natural to the touch. Flat belly, no sign of pregnancy, stretch marks, etc. Only downsize is her arse, which is flat and boring.
Bit of B2B action, wanking, etc. Was able to sneak in a kiss in neck and on lips. She climbs on top, starts wanking me between her thighs, tits in my face. Starts moaning slightly.
I still wanted her to suck me so slide her off me. She was reluctant for oral, probably because of the oil that had already been applied but briefly did it anyway.
Stood up next to her, she did look rather attractive by now, sucked her nipples and tickled her fanny. I said you're wet, nice pussy. I asked her if I could lick her. Sure she says and jumps onto the table with her legs wide open...
I licked her, nice pussy. Smelled and tasted fresh. Bit of annoying weird long hair above her snatch but nothing where it matters. Slide a finger in, she's tight - not had a cock in her in a long time I think. She's loving the licking, even pushing my head down on her.
I tell her I want to fuck her. She says no, no that's dangerous.. I said I have a condomn. She's considering it and asks me how much I will give her. I tell her total tip £50.
She's seriously thinking about it whilst stroking my cock. Then says next time, pushes me onto the table and finishes me off by hand. Big, powerful orgasm.
Good, good she says, you cum a lot, very good.
Cleans me up a bit, asks if I want to shower but there is only 1 ensuite room in that place so I'd have to wait. Nah, leave it.
Get dressed, give her the £30 which she took gratefully. Next time I give you full service darling.. Firm kiss on the lips, you have nice dick she says. Gosh...
Best 1 hour in a long, long time and good value I'd say. Her work name is Coco if anyone wants to check her out.
As I leave I catch a glimpse of the girl that the other punter butted in on. She is (Eastern) European. 30's, quite curvy and sexy looking I think. Wore a cute dress and tights, short-ish brown hair. Never seen a non-Chinese there, very interesting.
Future is looking bright boys...
