Author Topic: Tanja Anal Queen in Maidstone - Poor Service and much bigger than photos  (Read 1294 times)


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Offline CockMonster

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Tanja Anal Queen

TLDR:  Very disappointed, the fact that I left early and massively underwhelmed and would not return - means I have to give this a big negative.  Much, much bigger than photos and she was stuck to her phone for most of the punt. Robotic and mechanical service. 

Price(s): £100 for hour.  Anal available for £30 but I'm glad I didn't bother taking this up. OWO included and technically CIM also - but it was more CDDCASTI ( Cum Dribbling Down Cock As She Stopped Immediately). A pet hate of mine.

Logistics: Reasonable. All started well, prompt replies to texts and postcode sent with services listed.  But would only give me apartment number when I literally stood at the apartment doors - was watching me from the window.  Despite seeing me there she took ages to message the apt. number to buzz, and despite having just messaged me the number and seeing me standing there didn't buzz me in whilst I stood there in the pouring rain.  Was let in by some school kids obviously returning home after school.  Super weird.   :thumbsdown:

Location: Serviceable apartment and clean towels provided.  However sheets were clearly dirty from a solid day's use.  I flipped them whilst she went to stash the cash, and prayed that that made a difference  :dance:

Looks: . Considerably larger in the flesh than the pics and previous reviews state.  Both facially and the body, huge podgy belly.  I love girls with curves but I'm not into BBW, and IMO she has made it into this category.  Only stayed because of positive and lyrical reviews on here.

Attitude: Was on her phone before action began, quite a lot during the interval (was checking it before I even got the johnny off myself), and solidly at the end to the point where I think I could have picked up anything from the apartment and just walked out nicking it without her noticing.  I've never had a punt like that before. :wackogirl:

Service: Mechanical and rushed, with little enthusiasm.  Her OWO was more of a HJ with a slight hint of 'hammer of Thor' about it, lots of pinching.  When she finally got on top her girth made any form of movement quite difficult, and it was barely two minutes before the "now you fuck me" invitation for doggy in order to speed things along. 

Speaks very little English, something she reminded me of multiple times throughout the punt - to the point where it was just getting silly.  At a certain point - when you've been working in England so long, that's your fault/problem and shouldn't really be my problem... I say this being both very understanding to new arrivals and their language skills, and as someone who has picked up a few languages working abroad...

As mentioned above the interval was taken up with her on her phone, and in her 'non-english' explaining to me she was having an argument with someone.  Round two was just OWO to completion, which was not very good at all, and the moment i began to cum she moved away so CIM not accurate.  I ended up finishing myself off, as it was 'orgasm denial' territory.

Conclusion:  I paid for an hour but was out the door in under 35 minutes, which included wash up time and her faffing about with the cash (and on her phone). I left feeling like I had just wasted my money, and was already wondering which WG I would see next to get over the experience

I've seen the thread on here gaining popularity "is it me or is punting shit right now" and this idea popped into my head a few times during the punt.  Sure she's Romanian but she has good reviews on here and I've had a few amazing romanian experiences myself, but this is the punt that broke the horse's back.  Options are thin on the ground at the moment and there's just no VFM anymore. Lesson learned - no more Romanians unless I've seen them before no matter what. :dash:

Offline mick1972

Thanks for the review.
I was due to see her later today looks like I dodged a bullet.
Agreed this area of South east is barren at the moment.

Offline MrMatrix

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Thanks for the review CM, what a fucking nightmare. She says her pictures are 100% real :scare: :scare:  But then she is Romanian and you cant believe any of it. She also says she does filming- I take it wasnt on offer. But then you dont want to be reminded of it. Best of luck next time :hi:

Offline CockMonster

Thanks for the review CM, what a fucking nightmare. She says her pictures are 100% real :scare: :scare:  But then she is Romanian and you cant believe any of it. She also says she does filming- I take it wasnt on offer. But then you dont want to be reminded of it. Best of luck next time :hi:

Got it in one - I didn't bother asking because after i saw her i wasn't that interested.  I tend not to film punts anyway.  She did say anal was on offer and gave me a price, and to be fair to her I don't get the impression she's offering services she doesn't do (other than above CIM debacle) - just she's shit at what she does...

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Got it in one - I didn't bother asking because after i saw her i wasn't that interested.  I tend not to film punts anyway.  She did say anal was on offer and gave me a price, and to be fair to her I don't get the impression she's offering services she doesn't do (other than above CIM debacle) - just she's shit at what she does...
Perhaps she should consider early retirement, cant see getting much business from our colleagues on UKP. She'll possibly reinvent herself now in another profile.

Offline massageseeker1977

Yet another Romanian tourist

Im not racist but I always avoid personally

Offline DildoMeLee

I noticed her pop up in Maidstone, glad shes out of my catchment now after reading that  :thumbsup: