Author Topic: Jade at Club Classique, Loughborough  (Read 4679 times)


2 review(s) for Jade Jones.xxx (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Charliehutton

Wow, what a gem we have here. Jade is a classy, very attractive brunette with a warm, friendly personality and a real sense of fun about her. And what a body; she's tall - about 5'9" I'd say - and perfectly proportioned, with shapely legs, a gorgeous, beautifully rounded arse, trim waist and spectacular tits. She doesn't like you sucking 'em, but there's still an awful lot of fun to be had playing with them. There's not an ounce of fat on her, yet she's curvy, womanly and voluptuous. She had a nice tan - this was late January - and just two or three minor tattoos scattered about. Fabulous. As desirable as a woman can be.

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She was the subject of a recent discussion on the E Mids forum, which included speculation as to whether she was the Jade of 'Sandy's Superstars' some years ago. I've seen the photos on Cool T's archive post and she looks very similar, although that Jade was described as 5'4", so I have my doubts. Some people thought she was expensive, but if you're a half-hour man like myself, then I don't think so. I saw her at the massage parlour - it might be different if you see her independently - where I think the standard rate for the full GFE is £80, plus £10 on the door. I don't go in for anything unprotected so I went for the basics plus informal reverse massage and spank, for which I paid £70 plus the door fee. Not unreasonable.

After taking some time to explore every bit of her she eagerly positioned herself across my knee and I gave her what I thought was a good, firm spank. Not too hard, but firm enough to generate that lovely, hypnotic ripple of flesh, when she turned and said "I've been such a naughty girl, I expected to be punished more severely than this." Attagirl! That's the spirit! I went straight into my 'punishment' strokes, and every hearty smack was met with a squeal - "Oww, ouch, ooof, owww!" Great fun, and hats off to her for putting on a show, because I could tell she wasn't batting an eyelid, really. She's made of stern stuff, all right. There wasn't even the faintest mark left on her backside, either.

I was quite exhausted by the time we moved on for Jade to demonstrate her oral skills, and she gave me a comprehensive, enthusiastic blowjob in several positions, starting with me sitting on the side of the bed and her kneeling before me, during which she maintained delightful eye contact. She was wearing a pair of over-the-top fake eyelashes which made the whole effect even more beguiling. Then it was on to the bed where I positioned her so I could kiss and caress her arse as she continued her oral work. Even then she said "Ooh, you can carry on spanking me from there." Christ, she's relentless. She loves a spank. A final change of position let me give her a good fingering at the same time, which she didn't object to at all, and lovely and moist she was, too. I love it when a girl so clearly enjoys her work.

She gave it plenty of grunting and groaning and vocal encouragement during the main event, not that I needed any because I was giving it everything I'd got anyway. I stuck to my two favourite positions, with a session of full throttle 'heels-to-heaven' missionary rounded off with a good, hard rattle doggie-style, with her on the bed and me on the floor, which didn't last long. She was clearly disappointed when I finished - "Ooh, don't stop, don't stop! Oh." What a glorious contrast to those girls who just lie there bored stiff waiting for you to finish. Great stuff!

So a gorgeous girl with a fun personality who enjoys her work...you really can't ask for any more than that. Jade is absolutely top-drawer, and exactly the kind of girl that makes punting such great fun.

Offline HailWood

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Great review, Charlie. She sounds like great fun.One for my HL  :thumbsup:

Edit: damn she’s £160ph and over my recently self-imposes limit. Off my HL (fastest on/off ever)  :D
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Offline Donkey

Hi CH,

Does she look 29? And did she kiss?

 :hi:

Offline gbyld87

Great review, Charlie. She sounds like great fun.One for my HL  :thumbsup:

Edit: damn she’s £160ph and over my recently self-imposes limit. Off my HL (fastest on/off ever)  :D

At club classique she works out at 140 for the hour, although I'm not sure what that includes...

Offline Charliehutton

Hi CH,

Does she look 29? And did she kiss?

 :hi:

I'd say early thirties, but then again I think practically every girl I see is in her early thirties. I find it so hard to tell. She's in her absolute prime, though, which is the main thing. As for kissing, the full GFE is there if you want it.

Offline Charliehutton

Just a quick postscript.

Jade has only been available on Sundays for the past year or so, which doesn't suit me, so when I saw she was on the rota for last Thursday I jumped at the chance. She's still full of fizz and enthusiasm, with a real sense of fun and a twinkle in her eye. When I said I understood that she considered anal to be extra naughty, and that she charged an extra £20, her face lit up. "Ooh", she said, "I haven't been that naughty for ages...She's absolutely up for it, too, and after a traditional warm-up it was anal all the way, in mish, doggie, cowgirl and reverse - with neither of us holding anything back - until she finally finished me off by hand. Great stuff.

I got the impression from our conversation that she may be available more often for the foreseeable future.

Offline Iloveoral

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Great review as always Charlie, glad you had fun matey, she looks very hot!

Offline NervousJ

Wow, she looks right up my street.... :thumbsup: