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External Link/Members OnlyComms: Initially good, picked up phone, sorted out time, confirmed type of massage and got the address. Later on, see the details below
Looks: While the website does not show face, but the body does not match the blonde whose photos are on website. So clear B&S. What greeted me was someone probably in late 30s or early 40s, looked tired.
The "Meet": The brief "meet" is as follows - She had sent me the address over text with building number and of course I was expected to confirm the flat when I reach there. So far expected. However when I reached the street in question (I won't mention the street - but the building number was 15) - Stood opposite number 15, I messaged her for flat number and there was no reply. I waited couple of minutes then tried to call her. It went to voicemail after couple of rings. Then after sometime she sends me the text "Call Me". I tried to call, guess what - voicemail. This went on for good 10 minutes or so.

Then she suddenly messages come to no 7! WTF? Okay I said, went there, again same "Call Me" drama. I messaged her as she is not picking up, I am about to leave - she replies "Come up". Just how I was supposed to do that without pressing the buzzer for appropriate flat ?

Told her so. Again after few minutes of total silence, I had started walking away, again a message to say, Sorry come up. I decided to give one more try,

went outside number 7 - and could hear the buzzer but door won't budge .... guess what - it was the buzzer of building number 5 !

Since it buzzed couple of times, I decided to give it a try (still don't have the flat number, she will not text that despite me repeatedly requesting). I went inside building 5, and text her - which flat - Last thing I want to do is knock on all doors up to 3rd floor asking for her.

Then I hear someone trying to be quiet but saying "tsch tech" from first floor - ok, went there and saw the door briefly open with a hand beckoning me inside.
So far I had wasted 20 minutes waiting outside already, plus 30 minute tube ride and about 10 minutes walk from tube station. So despite my apprehension decided to still give it a try.
Went inside a flat, and "Allison" who greeted me was definitely not the one who was in photos. Or Photoshop has made advances we are yet unaware of and I am not talking usual airbrushing. Even allowing that it was her, photos had to be at least 15 years old but then digital cameras were not that popular so safe to rule that out.

So with disappointment I had made my mind up to not go ahead, but trying to be polite I just asked her why were you not taking the call and you gave me initially building 15, then asked me to come to building 7, but you are in building 5. It wasted so much time and her response was classic "Oh but you said that you want to come at 12:45 so I figured you can wait for 10-15 minutes extra till 1" WTF? I had indeed told her I will be there between 12:30 & 12:45 depending on tube, I reached there at 12:40 and now it's 1.
At this point she literally exploded and said oh fuck off. Guess what - I was quite happy to !
As I was walking back to tube station - she unleashed a barrage of abusive text messages. Didn't bother me in the slightest - but just shows how mad she is and how lucky I was to have escaped
