External Link/Members OnlyI went a couple of months ago, so i hope the details are still accurate.
I'm only interested in massage with HR(or maybe a little extra), so thai/chinese are straight forward places to go as you know you'll get it.
I saw an older review and decided to try this as i was in slough. It's a house in a newish build in cippenham, not far from the asda. I found parking tricky as i don't know the area. I went to the wrong house and was waiting at the door for a while! A steel door that was heavily dented, some fist shapes among them! Checked my phone again and realised i was on the wrong road in the maze of roads! Found the right place in time only to see another punter leave as i was walking in! Timing...
So ranee was in the kitchen, i would say 6 or 7 out of 10, she is darker skinned thai, i did found her attractive, tall but slightly broad shoulders? Maybe get a strong wank from her. But she said she wasn't well so had a lady helping her, 'leeta/lita'?
She was anywhere from late 30s to 50s! I couldn't tell! Very short, slim size 6 with a slight tummy but big tits for her frame. They were jiggly (saggy) in a tight bra which gave me an immediate raging boner. I was frustrated all week too. She's probably a 5 out of 10 to everyone else, it was the tits that did it for me. Her legs looked nice to me too.
Sorry, she was wearing small shorts and a small vest top.
As i was getting naked she came back and saw my boner. it was impossible to hide, she said wow where did that come from and i guess you want to deal with that first! I said it's up to you, and she mentioned it would keep getting in the way, even that there would be time for another HR at the end! Agreed £20 and on the mattress on the floor, more of a futon i guess. She parted my legs and was on her knees between them. Her face was so so close i was hoping she would start to suck! Made me even harder. The wank was a bit normal but nice, 2 handed with various techniques used. Popped after 5 or so min. And she cleaned it up and started the massage, which was fine, she walks around you and pulls on your arms and legs at times.
This is where it gets odd. Ranee starts talking loudly through the door, in thai, lita is telling her to go away and eventually relents and let's her in. I'm face down with my bum out and she starts trying to talk to me, about parking amd nosey neighbours etc etc. This lasts 5min!
She finally leaves and i turn over again and am offend a second pop. I take it. Same technique, i enjoy it, maybe 10mins. I was allowed to squeeze her bum, i didn't ask about tits, really should have. I didn't ask her to remove her top. Again, i should have!
So total price £40 +£20. *i gave £10 tip for the second pop. While the hand job wasnt amazing, really enjoyed the effort she put into it all and watching her tits, and having her face so damn close to my dick. She was a good actor complementing my size - aren't they all!
Having written this i didn't know why I've not been back. Ranee was a bit odd but on leaving she wanted to chat about my experience (not about HR) but that she is even better and that i must try her next time. Eventually i will
