Berlin 26 January 2019

[Matterhorn]

I arrived in Berlin around lunchtime, settled into my hotel and smiled with the shenanigans to follow.

Erlebniswohnung

€100
3 x girls
21 x guys

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I arrived at 4pm and Austin H (External Link/Members Only) was taking a heavy pounding; 4 guys were round her and another 6 waiting on the sidelines. She was just finishing up as I had arrived, so I missed that opportunity!

1 hour wait.

Next up was a larger girl, all natural, with huge tits. I was ultra horny so I got in there quick and when she saw me moving in she asked the other guys to step away, which was nice. She started sucking my cock and licking my balls. I guy was trying to take her from behind and she bluntly said no. She smiled at me and said "shall we fuck"? = yes please  . I lasted around 3 minutes in doggy; I guess I was just horny. Bigger girls aren't really my type but for some reason I was quite attracted to this one.

1 hour wait.

Austin H came back with her friend, who was black, petite and beautiful. I was interested in the Black woman. I patiently waited my turn and when it was I gave her a seriously heavy pounding, which she seemed to enjoy. It was actually fantastic! Still didn't do Austin H yet .

1.5 hour wait.

Austin H came back and my god did she put a shift in today. She must have been nailed over 50 times! I nailed her twice, both doggy. She does the tweeking thing with her ass when she has sex, it was very nice.

I asked if there were any other girls turning up and one of the employees said "I hope so"! I really liked the idea of Erlebniswohnung (it reminded me of LMP in London a bit) - however, the waiting around was fairly dire IMO. It would have been nice to have a bit of a steadier stream of woman. Anyway I'm glad I went. I left around 9pm and still horny - so I went to Artemis.

Artemis

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First time at Artemis. €80 entrance fee for the usual slippers, robe and key. I took the train to WestKruez and walked for 5 mins - it is very easy to find.

There were loads of beautiful girls here, over a hundred I'd say. Many were siliconed up and some were natural. I liked the facilities, it is a top notch place but the smoke in the upstairs bar, my God! Beers were also €10 wtf and... Carlsberg... we are in Germany FFS! Food was also OK tbh, I had pasta, chicken and salad with bread and butter. Not great but not terrible.

Anyway, I had two punts.

Punt #1 Shamya - Romanian
Silicone tits, beautiful face, slim and petitie, long black hair, OWO, loads of kissing, 69, light fingering, dirty talk, licking and sucking my balls and COB- it was fantastic and she was super relaxed. To be fair, we negotiated €100 for all this. It was a great punt.

Punt #2 Johanna - Germany
She was 31 and from Stuttgart. She said she works for a golfing company and only works here around once per month. She was petite and all natural, which is what I was looking for. She complained I was too big but I fucked her long and hard nonetheless. We kissed, which was nice. OW and some light fingering. €60.

Taxi home at 02.30am €20 to my hotel at Hauptbanhof.

I'm meeting a girl from SA today. She is Lithuanian, studies here in Berlin and is a part time DJ. I think she is dirty as f**k because she is really quite explicit about what she is after! Fantastic  .

I'll update later.

M

[Sigma]

Promising start

[Donald Tramp]

Erlebniswohnung

€100
3 x girls
21 x guys

1.5 hour wait.

Austin H came back and my god did she put a shift in today. She must have been nailed over 50 times! I nailed her twice, both doggy.

I asked if there were any other girls turning up and one of the employees said "I hope so"!

And there is pointed out some of the major faults EW has these days.

1. ratio between men/females can be worryingly bad sometimes. 21 males but only 3 females during the whole day? No thanks, unless the price drops to 30EUR, but I'd never in a million years pay 100EUR for 3 girls.

2. There's always Austin, every single day, 365 days per year. And it's just too much.
She has lost completely her will to work there and it shows badly.
She's still pretty and for the first timers can be good enough just like Matterhorn's experience shows but for more frequent visitors it gets old very quickly.
Not much more than year ago (before she took long break, several months from EW) she was wild and open to almost anything and I was lucky to see her in her prime when she did all imaginable positions and really seemed to enjoy sex then.
Since she came back from that break, she has only been willing to do doggy and no other positions (ever, with anyone) and behaves like a robot nowadays, at least compared to what she used to be.
I heard that she has this masterplan to work like a dog in EW and try to collect enough money to move to the USA (she's half american) with her kid and start a new life there. Her mind is obviously there already and what you see at EW is just an empty shell anymore. That Austin me and few other men learned to know from back in the days, has left the building looong time ago. I don't actually feel like fucking her at all anymore.

3. too long breaks between the fucks, I mean it really can be 1.5 hrs! That's way, way, way too long time!
And whenever one goes and asks the staff (meaning the owner, Mustafa usually), they always reply with that same ol' "maybe, hopefully, we don't know"- phrase. Which isn't much of a help.
I know it's their house policy, to pretend that these girls are not paid employees but private girls who just happen to come and go as they wish, but we all know that's an utter lie.
It's just that some of these girls do not want to register themselves as prostitutes as is required by the law these days, so Mustafa pays their rent and buys them whatever they want instead of salary and that way girls also avoid paying taxes for their work.

I just came back from Berlin and since I haven't been at EW for awhile now, mainly due to aforementioned reasons, I consider myself making a very wise decision to skip that altogether this time as well. It was really close that I didn't go there, at least once (my original plan was actually to do EW 2 times during this trip).

Instead I made a change to my plans and hit Annie Porsche once and major jackpot with Tempeloase (of which I will write more detailed review later when I have time for it, but let's just say that it was the best sex party I've ever attended anywhere, that's how good it was!) and I'm so glad that I did those things. I definitely learned a lot new about Berlin sex scene this time.

[Matterhorn]

Instead I made a change to my plans and hit Annie Porsche once and major jackpot with Tempeloase (of which I will write more detailed review later when I have time for it, but let's just say that it was the best sex party I've ever attended anywhere, that's how good it was!) and I'm so glad that I did those things. I definitely learned a lot new about Berlin sex scene this time.

Thanks for the info Donald, i'm glad I'm not the only one who gets frustrated with waiting around!

I wanted to ask - is this the Tempel Oase you are talking about?: External Link/Members Only

There is an oriental night on Friday and it looks like there are around 40 people registered - Just wondering if it will be worth going?

[Name Not Found]

Sad to hear EW seems to be continuing to go downhill. I believe Saturdays/Sundays are often quieter than, say, Fridays; even so, 1 1/2 hours wait and 3 girls is pitiful. The last time I was there on a Friday I'd say there were no more than 5 girls and there we plenty 1 hour intervals.  I'm due a trip to Berlin in a few weeks so it sounds like I'll have to look at other options.

Thanks for the review.

[billybob69]

I just came back from Berlin and since I haven't been at EW for awhile now, mainly due to aforementioned reasons, I consider myself making a very wise decision to skip that altogether this time as well. It was really close that I didn't go there, at least once (my original plan was actually to do EW 2 times during this trip).

Instead I made a change to my plans and hit Annie Porsche once and major jackpot with Tempeloase (of which I will write more detailed review later when I have time for it, but let's just say that it was the best sex party I've ever attended anywhere, that's how good it was!) and I'm so glad that I did those things. I definitely learned a lot new about Berlin sex scene this time.

A actual review from Donald Tramp; now that would be something to behold.......

[Donald Tramp]

A actual review from Donald Tramp; now that would be something to behold.......

WTF you are talking about? Just go through my messages and if you can't find enough VERY detailed and informative reviews, you're blind as a bat.

I'm really putting a lot of effort here to share as accurate info so these kind of messages pisses me off. One should respect those who really care for sharing useful stuff, especially since this is all just done out of good will and voluntarily.

[Donald Tramp]

Thanks for the info Donald, i'm glad I'm not the only one who gets frustrated with waiting around!

I wanted to ask - is this the Tempel Oase you are talking about?: External Link/Members Only

There is an oriental night on Friday and it looks like there are around 40 people registered - Just wondering if it will be worth going?

That's exactly the one!

I'll just answer quickly now, it's going to take some time to write that proper review.

I was told by many frequent visitors that at Templeoase days can be very different to each other.

I attended the most popular "Hot cougar night" and there was something like 270 registered attendees. I don't believe they all came, but I'd say that there might've been close to 200 that night. I was told that more usual is something like 50 customers at once. But those day can be just good as well, that's at least that I was told.

So I can't tell for sure but to me it seems that it could be worth checking out that Oriental night. The number of attendees might grow closer to the event.

If you go, don't forget to register via Joyclub, membership is free and you save 30 EUR off the entrance fee right away. You donät even have to pay in advance, just show up and tell your username at the door to get the discount. I paid only 70 EUR for this Hot cougar night. Which was a steal for that kinda party.

Club is bit on the outskirts of Berlin, maybe 2 kilometres from the nearest railwaystation (Teltow). Taxi cost 10 EUR from there to the club. But I was told that the club will arrange (free) shuttle service for guests if you call them in advance.

Oh, and one more tip - if it says that party is starting at 20:00, be there at that time already because the action starts right away and it seemed to mellow out remarkably by the midnite (most started to be tired of constant fucking already by then) even 'tho the party itself went on until 4:00AM if not even later.

That's the only thing I regret when being there, that I didn't go there a bit earlier (I was there around 20:45 when doors opened at 20:00) and therefore missed probably few potential fucks.

[Name Not Found]

Nice on Mr T. Thanks for the update. Looking forward to the detail.

I, for one, find your contributions very useful so feel free to ignore twats complaining that your review count = 0.

[Matterhorn]

A actual review from Donald Tramp; now that would be something to behold.......

Seriously... FFS - what on earth are you going on about!

[Matterhorn]

That's exactly the one!

I'll just answer quickly now, it's going to take some time to write that proper review.

I was told by many frequent visitors that at Templeoase days can be very different to each other.

I attended the most popular "Hot cougar night" and there was something like 270 registered attendees. I don't believe they all came, but I'd say that there might've been close to 200 that night. I was told that more usual is something like 50 customers at once. But those day can be just good as well, that's at least that I was told.

So I can't tell for sure but to me it seems that it could be worth checking out that Oriental night. The number of attendees might grow closer to the event.

If you go, don't forget to register via Joyclub, membership is free and you save 30 EUR off the entrance fee right away. You donät even have to pay in advance, just show up and tell your username at the door to get the discount. I paid only 70 EUR for this Hot cougar night. Which was a steal for that kinda party.

Club is bit on the outskirts of Berlin, maybe 2 kilometres from the nearest railwaystation (Teltow). Taxi cost 10 EUR from there to the club. But I was told that the club will arrange (free) shuttle service for guests if you call them in advance.

Oh, and one more tip - if it says that party is starting at 20:00, be there at that time already because the action starts right away and it seemed to mellow out remarkably by the midnite (most started to be tired of constant fucking already by then) even 'tho the party itself went on until 4:00AM if not even later.

That's the only thing I regret when being there, that I didn't go there a bit earlier (I was there around 20:45 when doors opened at 20:00) and therefore missed probably few potential fucks.

That's great Donald, thanks for the info.

I think I'll go and check it out - sounds like loads of fun

[Splodge]

Is this an fkk type place ?

[Steve2]

Is this an fkk type place ?

NO

[billybob69]

WTF you are talking about? Just go through my messages and if you can't find enough VERY detailed and informative reviews, you're blind as a bat.

I'm really putting a lot of effort here to share as accurate info so these kind of messages pisses me off. One should respect those who really care for sharing useful stuff, especially since this is all just done out of good will and voluntarily.

You have hit the nail on the head there Mr. T. Maybe you should be more respectful to those that put an effort to write a review (out of good will and voluntarily).
End of.

[Name Not Found]

You have hit the nail on the head there Mr. T. Maybe you should be more respectful to those that put an effort to write a review (out of good will and voluntarily).
End of.

Best to leave it now. You're making a right arse of yourself. If you've got nothing to contribute to this thread apart for pointless sniping from the sidelines, feel free to fuck off.

"End of"

[Matterhorn]

Best to leave it now. You're making a right arse of yourself. If you've got nothing to contribute to this thread apart for pointless sniping from the sidelines, feel free to fuck off.

"End of"

Well said Name Not Found