Angel Desiree-Scunthorpe Tour-An end to my career ??

[wolfiesmith69]

Angel has been on my hot-list for a while now so i was pleased she was touring & near to me so thought lets get her ticked off !!
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I really like the look of her photos  & she has favourable reviews, so made contact.
All arrangements made via calls & texts & very efficient comms throughout if slightly abrupt at times-Booked a 30 minute punt for £70 with an extra £10 to cum twice.
As her previous review from MichyBoy said she could be listed as a neutral i was wary & i now know what he means !
Angel is a very attractive girl,she seems a little slimmer than her photos,& age seems about right-she is very self assured & confident,& slightly opinionated but hey we are all different !!
Angel was working  from a well used apartment,she was in tandem with another girl,which was offered but i never saw her & it never crossed my mind.
Arrived a little early-not a problem-Hiding behind the door etc & no kiss on arrival-just ushered into the room-She has a glamourous look of Jasmine Jae the pornstar,long flowing hair,fake lips & tits & lots of tats.
Paperwork sorted & Angel soon naked,kissing not really on her agenda i gathered & i asked for a titwank/BJ to get my first pop out-she soon sucked me to life,& a few fake moans & groans before i was spraying her tits-Nice start,cleaned up & i massaged her before checking out her tidy pussy with my tongue & fingers,
She hurried me on a little & offered to suck my cock again back to life,before we covered up & got on with the main event-swapped positions a few times at mine & sometimes her request,before i requested to finish off in her mouth again,a nice BJ before i popped on her tits again after she told me not long to go ??
A little chat,cleaned up,dressed & off i went,exactly on time with the feeling "why do i do this ?" I was very tempted to go Neutral on this review but-All in all Angel delivers,she has a great body etc but it is on her terms & you feel like you are getting a favour from her, I did feel a bit like a dirty old man & it is not good & makes you appreciate how good some other SP 's at their trade.
Maybe it was just a bad days punting but it has made me think long & hard about returning.

[wristjob]

I have a couple of punts exactly like this a few months ago, the girl didn't really do anything wrong but it just didn't happen. I think the bar/expectation moves up over time and maybe you need to get used to the idea that if you walk out the room miserable that's not exactly positive.

[als468]

Walking away with that feeling doesn't sound a great experience - shame about that. I've been tempted in the past but (1) she does move around a lot with no/minimal notice and (2) some of her pics seem to show scaring around her middle.

[wristjob]

Walking away with that feeling doesn't sound a great experience - shame about that. I've been tempted in the past but (1) she does move around a lot with no/minimal notice and (2) some of her pics seem to show scaring around her middle.

And her profile says natural tits.

[Kingy28]

And her profile says natural tits.

Different punters have commented on here that her tits aren't real

[Adoniron]

I saw her about two years ago. She has a good body and provides a good service
 However she spent several years working in a parlour before going independent and it shows. It's like a parlour punt in an apartment.

[Adoniron]

And her tits are definitely not real.

[wolfiesmith69]

So we can safely say her profile is a little misleading??

[PussyLover789]

And her tits are definitely not real.

and how would you know? 

[yorkieyorkie]

Rang her to arrange a booking a while back. She sounded disinterested and cold and seemed like I was doing her a massive favour. I simply didn’t bother to ever try again. 

[Grenadier36]

Sounds like a mechanical "cold stunner" OP - when I've had similar I too have walked off thinking why am I doing this, maybe have a break for a couple of weeks and then book someone else. Usually works for me 

[PussyLover789]

Rang her to arrange a booking a while back. She sounded disinterested and cold and seemed like I was doing her a massive favour. I simply didn’t bother to ever try again.

Shes been in my hotlist for a while, she has great reviews on here and on AW, but to be honest i dont think i'll bother now

[Night-Owl]

This has neutral all over it, maybe even negative.

Not interested and rushing.

[wolfiesmith69]

I was tempted to post a neutral, but she delivered as promised so not sure she warrants downgrading??

[Dick Dasterlys Mutley]

I saw here last year , her service is good enough but could be described as robot like ,
going through the motions in a very routine way ,no eye contact and a rather abrupt manner,
Like mentioned above very parlour like , she told me her tits are fake , well done though ,
Good looking lass who provides all services on her aw list though

[filthy.john]

When she was at Cameo - back in 2010-ish and before (pre-boob job) - she was an outstanding fuck. Dry sense of humour. A little aloof, confident, compliant - neither overly submissive nor overly dominant but quite able to fulfil either role.

I preferred her to Tiffany, who seemed to be more to the taste of every other fucker out there. Tiffany was more 'enthusiastic' in the sense that she made you feel special. I would describe Angel (or Jodie as she was then) as simply 'business-like'.

In the Honeypot days - post boob job - she became less compliant - I remember my last session with her there and thinking she'd become totally jaded.

I saw her in Doncaster as an Indie last year and I remembered why I had decided never to see her again. She came across as even more jaded. Based on the reviews, I was expecting some full on filth - but it was beyond mediocre. I left feeling totally underwhelmed and thinking it was the biggest waste of a 3-figure sum ever. I wouldn't necessarily say she was a negative but she was a million miles away from a positive. Negative would have been harsh because she didn't refuse anything, it was more a case of anything I wanted to do was a chore for her and she did it with reluctance. It was a bang average neutral.

[filthy.john]

and how would you know? 

I can assure you that, at Cameo (2006-2010ish), she had very small, saggy 'fried eggs' - she was an A-cup - had possibly been a B-cup pre-childbirth but they were very small and not much substance to 'em.

[wolfiesmith69]

When she was at Cameo - back in 2010-ish and before (pre-boob job) - she was an outstanding fuck. Dry sense of humour. A little aloof, confident, compliant - neither overly submissive nor overly dominant but quite able to fulfil either role.

I preferred her to Tiffany, who seemed to be more to the taste of every other fucker out there. Tiffany was more 'enthusiastic' in the sense that she made you feel special. I would describe Angel (or Jodie as she was then) as simply 'business-like'.

In the Honeypot days - post boob job - she became less compliant - I remember my last session with her there and thinking she'd become totally jaded.

I saw her in Doncaster as an Indie last year and I remembered why I had decided never to see her again. She came across as even more jaded. Based on the reviews, I was expecting some full on filth - but it was beyond mediocre. I left feeling totally underwhelmed and thinking it was the biggest waste of a 3-figure sum ever. I wouldn't necessarily say she was a negative but she was a million miles away from a positive. Negative would have been harsh because she didn't refuse anything, it was more a case of anything I wanted to do was a chore for her and she did it with reluctance. It was a bang average neutral.

I think you have summed all my thoughts up exactly, Thanks

[als468]

Wolfie - if you're going to end your punting, may as well do it on a high point rather than a low one. Starnatalia ??

[george r]

I saw her a while ago in Sheffield (report done) and was more than happy with my time with her , got some kissing also

but Sheffield seems to be off her rota now..nosey neighbour I heard ..

I think it was 60 quid when I saw her .

[PussyLover789]

I saw here last year , her service is good enough but could be described as robot like ,
going through the motions in a very routine way ,no eye contact and a rather abrupt manner,
Like mentioned above very parlour like , she told me her tits are fake , well done though ,
Good looking lass who provides all services on her aw list though

Yeah im sure you did 

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[yorkieyorkie]

Wolfie - no offence dude but these constant mentions of retiring are rather boring 

[Dick Dasterlys Mutley]

Yeah im sure you did 

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Dont give two fucks what you think mate ,
But i have been down and dirty with the lucky tattoo !
Hope this helps !

[yorkieyorkie]

Dont give two fucks what you think mate ,
But i have been down and dirty with the lucky tattoo !
Hope this helps !

I think it’s due to your lack of (none) reviews on here which makes us all question the authenticity of your claims. You’ve only been on here a month so it’s fairly understandable.

[One Eyed Snake]

I saw her a while ago in Sheffield (report done) and was more than happy with my time with her , got some kissing also

but Sheffield seems to be off her rota now..nosey neighbour I heard ..

I think it was 60 quid when I saw her .

I so Angel in Doncaster a couple of weeks ago , loads of kissing, I’ve seen her a few times and personally I find her a great shag, nothing seems too much trouble for her and yes her tits are def fake but I’d still suck em for an hour. I couldn’t put her a review on as I think I reviewed her within a year.

[One Eyed Snake]

Angel has been on my hot-list for a while now so i was pleased she was touring & near to me so thought lets get her ticked off !!
External Link/Members Only
I really like the look of her photos  & she has favourable reviews, so made contact.
All arrangements made via calls & texts & very efficient comms throughout if slightly abrupt at times-Booked a 30 minute punt for £70 with an extra £10 to cum twice.
As her previous review from MichyBoy said she could be listed as a neutral i was wary & i now know what he means !
Angel is a very attractive girl,she seems a little slimmer than her photos,& age seems about right-she is very self assured & confident,& slightly opinionated but hey we are all different !!
Angel was working  from a well used apartment,she was in tandem with another girl,which was offered but i never saw her & it never crossed my mind.
Arrived a little early-not a problem-Hiding behind the door etc & no kiss on arrival-just ushered into the room-She has a glamourous look of Jasmine Jae the pornstar,long flowing hair,fake lips & tits & lots of tats.
Paperwork sorted & Angel soon naked,kissing not really on her agenda i gathered & i asked for a titwank/BJ to get my first pop out-she soon sucked me to life,& a few fake moans & groans before i was spraying her tits-Nice start,cleaned up & i massaged her before checking out her tidy pussy with my tongue & fingers,
She hurried me on a little & offered to suck my cock again back to life,before we covered up & got on with the main event-swapped positions a few times at mine & sometimes her request,before i requested to finish off in her mouth again,a nice BJ before i popped on her tits again after she told me not long to go ??
A little chat,cleaned up,dressed & off i went,exactly on time with the feeling "why do i do this ?" I was very tempted to go Neutral on this review but-All in all Angel delivers,she has a great body etc but it is on her terms & you feel like you are getting a favour from her, I did feel a bit like a dirty old man & it is not good & makes you appreciate how good some other SP 's at their trade.
Maybe it was just a bad days punting but it has made me think long & hard about returning.

You’re not packing in Woolfie it’s only the other week you were wanting a partner to help you sort StarNat out, or the other way round.

[webpunter]

3 replies since the review doesn't suggest to me that you'll be retiring anytime soon

Shit punts are an occupational hazard as we all know

Just pick your next burd carefully - do some research & up the budget perhaps

Leopards & spots - thus waiting for your next review

If you go all namby pamby we'll have lots of fun rippin it out of you ! 

I think you have summed all my thoughts up exactly, Thanks

[wolfiesmith69]

You’re not packing in Woolfie it’s only the other week you were wanting a partner to help you sort StarNat out, or the other way round.

I know it's been said before but I think this could be it!!!

[webpunter]

Bless
Diddums

I know it's been said before but I think this could be it!!!

[Dick Dasterlys Mutley]

I think it’s due to your lack of (none) reviews on here which makes us all question the authenticity of your claims. You’ve only been on here a month so it’s fairly understandable.

Point taken .
Understand the cautious nature of you all . 
Yes im new on here , reviews to follow 

[One Eyed Snake]

I know it's been said before but I think this could be it!!!

Woolfie you can’t retire till you’ve seen SN , you’ll wonder for the rest of your life what you’ve missed.

[Ali Katt]

I was tempted to post a neutral, but she delivered as promised so not sure she warrants downgrading??

If you walk out and feel empty then it can't be good. Here's one of mine that was a neutral technically she did everything I expected:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=199227.0

[Adoniron]

and how would you know? 

Because as I stated in my previous post, I saw her about two years ago.

[Ali Katt]

I know it's been said before but I think this could be it!!!

Do what I did take a year off, have a relationship and then realise what you've been missing. 

[webpunter]

Did you get hitched ? 

Do what I did take a year off, have a relationship and then realise what you've been missing. 

[Ali Katt]

Did you get hitched ? 

  Nah. Just got together with a girl and thought I would see if it went anywhere, it didn't.

[webpunter]

Thanks for adding 'with a girl', to avoid any confusion

  Nah. Just got together with a girl and thought I would see if it went anywhere, it didn't.

Goal left wide open 

[Ali Katt]

Thanks for adding 'with a girl', to avoid any confusion

Goal left wide open 

Girl meaning a younger woman in her 20s as opposed to an old boiler.

[webpunter]

Got it now !
I was but jesting 

Girl meaning a younger woman in her 20s as opposed to an old boiler.

[Ali Katt]

Got it now !
I was but jesting 

WP how many times do you need to be told I don't want a civil partnership with you!? It's just awkward now, I would only be in it for the wedding presents and to annoy a few family members - it's just too selfish of me.

[wristjob]

I was tempted to post a neutral, but she delivered as promised so not sure she warrants downgrading??

My original point was more a reflection on your history of never giving a neg/neutral. I think you are almost taking responsibility for it not being a good punt.

I've said this before and I've said it to a few girls - looks services will get you there the first time but it's personality, attitude and enthusiasm that get the punters to return. Is it really just her job to suck & fuck you, or is it also her job to make you feel good however that is achieved? The latter IMO and that covers things like how she dresses, the tone of the meeting and any interaction. Judge the punt, not the girl, and if you aren't happy at the end of the meeting don't go green - and mostly don't accept it was your fault.

Apart from that I've had some terrible punts in my time, we all have, and I usually follow them with a quick "safe" punt cos I feel I don't want to die and that is the last shag I ever have!

[webpunter]

Brilliant 
Could do the wedding prezzies from Argos - lots of choice

WP how many times do you need to be told I don't want a civil partnership with you!? It's just awkward now, I would only be in it for the wedding presents and to annoy a few family members - it's just too selfish of me.

Edit:  i do luv having a laarf as a side part on a thread

[Ali Katt]

Brilliant 
Could do the wedding prezzies from Argos - lots of choice

Edit:  i do luv having a laarf as a side part on a thread

Nah. John Lewis, Debenhams or House of Fraser - I'm middle class. Some days it feels like you don't know me at all.

[mrfishyfoo]

Nah. John Lewis, Debenhams or House of Fraser - I'm middle class. Some days it feels like you don't know me at all.

FFS can you 2 loved up twats just go get a room and put the rest of us out of your misery. 

It'll all end in tears I tell you. 

[Ali Katt]

FFS can you 2 loved up twats just go get a room and put the rest of us out of your misery. 

It'll all end in tears I tell you. 

The joke has been stretched to breaking point, but I was having so much fun. So back to Angel Desiree with no further derailment from me.

[mrfishyfoo]

The joke has been stretched to breaking point, but I was having so much fun. So back to Angel Desiree with no further derailment from me.

I was kinda looking forwards to the review. 

[wolfiesmith69]

I was kinda looking forwards to the review. 

me too, let's see if they all tally up??

[webpunter]

Sadly no review
NFD from me either
Afternoon frolics over

I was kinda looking forwards to the review. 

[webpunter]

Your retirement plans are goin up in smoke 

me too, let's see if they all tally up??

[Ali Katt]

me too, let's see if they all tally up??

Nah cutie won't call me Sir and he can't take my spanking so it hasn't got off the ground.

* I do apologise Wolfie, but the "lad bantz" on all threads are on such form today I can't help myself.