My mate has been pecking my head about doing a DP for a while now and I finally agreed. We organised a free day and then set about finding a WG that provides this and had availability on that day. The top of our list was naturally Miss Chelsea Brook but she was away. We decided upon kinkyhornyhannah but she then went on holiday. I haven’t been to a parlour for a good while and was put off by La Maison’s reputation for being a bit tired and shabby but GFE seemed like a possibility. Honey and Elektra both included DP in services so we were on.
So:
Location: well known unit which can be researched using Street View.
Comms: N/A. I know you can book but we weren’t sure about traffic and I understand it’s better if you get a membership number. However, you don’t have to book, so we didn’t.
Girl: We turned up and were shown the available girls: Bianca, Hannah and Jordan. As no Electra or Honey, we explained we’d like a MMF and Hannah said ok. I’m not sure how useful ratings out of 10 are in reviews because we all have different tastes. My mate certainly has different tastes to me and, to be fair, I can be a bit niche. My 10/10 would be either old timey big boobers like Sarenna Lee and Wendy Whoppers, or perfect naturals like Sammy Brady or Lucy Li. I like big boobs is what I’m hinting at. Hannah does not have big boobs but she is very pretty, has a slim, tight body and noticeably deep brown eyes. BTW, I don’t remember the colour of any other WG’s eyes (nor some ex-girlfriends’ for that matter), however, Hannah’s are unusual. Overall, if I’d pulled her on a night out, I’d be giddy, boobs or not.
Now for the action. Despite having been around for a while, I am extremely uncomfortable when with a WG and having my mate there didn’t help. We did the paperwork with Hannah who said she’d never done a DP before and there was a moment when we stood around awkwardly. Fortunately, Hannah took control and ordered my mate to go down on her and for me to put my cock in her mouth.
I should mention my mate and I had both taken a blue pill - my first - to hopefully ensure we were able to perform. I was expecting a boner that could deflect bullets but, if anything, I felt like my head and face had got all the blood. It was a weird kind of headache combined with an angry face as if I was bearing down on a particularly stubborn bowel movement. I bought the pills from a chemist so they should be genuine but the difference in feeling in my junk appeared minimal.
Anyway, back to Hannah. That position worked well and we then moved to her blowing my mate whilst I was behind in doggy. Then to the DP. I lay on the bed, Hannah on top and my mate behind. We took it slowly and my mate explained later that he felt a bit shortchanged as he had to go very slowly and it didn’t last very long before she had had enough. For me, inside her pussy felt the same as if we were one on one. I expected a different sensation though not sure why and in what way. As far as the time it went on: it went on long enough for me. I hadn’t quite got comfortable but couldn’t move due to all the thighs and knees, couldn’t really thrust and was feeling more uncomfortable than I ever had before with a WG.
There was a thread recently were the OP asked for advice about inability to perform and the responses were supportive and helpful. In particular, a post from Cueball suggested some very good advice. I’ve been punting on and off for over 10 years and I’ve only once cum with a WG, and that was with my first ever punt: Julianna from WFB, bless her. I like the idea of punting and the choice can be amazing but in reality I feel uncomfortable, awkward and a bit like a trespasser, I suppose. Logically, I know I’m a dumbass but I can’t get that message to the rest of me. This DP was like my normal punt, only tenfold. In porn, the girl frequently gets pounded really hard and either appears to love it, or even better, appears to loves it in spite of it being painful. The pleasure/pain thing. Like everyone else, my sexual relationships have run the gamut from gentle love-making to ‘Take it bitch!’ swinging from chandeliers before collapsing in an exhausted heap and giggling about how filthy we’d just been. When with a WG, I think my brain wants PSE, my body wants GFE and my cock gets tired of waiting for someone to make a decision and eventually just wants to go home for a cup of tea.
I mention all that because any shortcomings in the punt were mine, not Hannah’s. She did her level best to get me off but it’s my issues that prevent that. Hence why I’m going to take Cueball’s advice, though I had a punt with Jordan before reading that advice - will do a review soon. My mate popped and was happy enough, his only negative was that he’d have liked the DP to last a bit longer. We did consider swapping positions but I’ll be honest, I don’t really care for anal. I mean, it’s ok. But again the idea of what it should feel like far outweighs the reality for me.
Before I forget, the kissing was light FK but then, we weren’t really there for that. In summary, a game professional who provided an experience on a par with those I’ve had at Sandy’s.
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External Link/Members OnlyPrice: can’t actually remember. I think it was £20 at the desk each and then £40 each, plus tip.
