When they say - "Have you come yet"?

[rocket88]

I agree with the OK being asked if you have cum get is off putting especially when you are about 30 seconds in. Obvious they want it over as quick as possible and on to next punter

[Ali Katt]

I agree with the OK being asked if you have cum get is off putting especially when you are about 30 seconds in. Obvious they want it over as quick as possible and on to next punter

I would find it funny if a girl had asked me if I had come before I got my jacket off.

[webpunter]

Had a session with Jordan @ SS [review on here]
Within literally 5 secs of getting inside her she started the moaning & heavy breathing
I said, with a look of surprise & a smirk, sumfink along the lines of: "i didn't realize i was that good"
She brought her theatrics to a rapid stop
Didn't do any more acting thereafter
FAF, so will go see on next norf west bizzo trip hopefully 

Edit:  trying to get me to shoot pronto

[PepeMAGA]

I take a long time to finish so have had this quite a bit. I do wonder if it would be better to state at the start that I last a long time.

[Ali Katt]

Had a session with Jordan @ SS [review on here]
Within literally 5 secs of getting inside her she started the moaning & heavy breathing
I said, with a look of surprise & a smirk, sumfink along the lines of: "i didn't realize i was that good"
She brought her theatrics to a rapid stop
Didn't do any more acting thereafter
FAF, so will go see on next norf west bizzo trip hopefully 

Edit:  trying to get me to shoot pronto

I had this with a girl called Danni @ GFE in Sheff, rather bizarrely I think she possibly worked at SS as Peyton. And she did as you said Jordan did, when I started giving it "six nowt" she said oh baby. I gave her a look as if to say "oh really?", she just caried on though, bemusing to say the least.

[rubric]

What's worse is when they break off the obviously fake moaning mid moan to ask this question    Also I avoid Roms so the only girls I've ever heard this from were all native to these shores.

[bbwandy72]

I had one punt where she was very surprised that I'd popped. She was a bit put off, and said it made her look like she didn't know how to do her job very well. For the record, I'm not vocal when I do - at all. Also for the record, she absolutely knew how to do her job!

[Smoking joe]

Once had the opposite of this happen, kinda... on reaching the point of no return, i blurted out “im going to go”! She immediately stops all action at precisely the wrong time and says “what, you are leaving?” Tried to get her back to what she was doing, but too late! Oh well

[webpunter]

Going slightly off piste have had similar happen

Wasted, struggling.  Touch & go whether am gonna get it over the line

Default shoot technique is a vigorous HJ / tit-wank combo.  I have to get things going bashing the shit out of littleWP

She then needs to take over just b4 the critical moment.  Think baton change in the mens 4 * 100m relay.  Her dropping the baton is a disaster 

Least i got to pick up the baton & keep going.  Hard work.  All over again 

Once had the opposite of this happen, kinda... on reaching the point of no return, i blurted out “im going to go”! She immediately stops all action at precisely the wrong time and says “what, you are leaving?” Tried to get her back to what she was doing, but too late! Oh well

[winkywanky]

Just be glad there wasn't a slo-mo replay, with the pundits in the studio endlessly going over just where you went wrong  .

[winkywanky]

(Especially if it was Gabby Logan in the presenter's chair, you'd never forgive yourself  )

[webpunter]

Absolutely never
I'd be beside myself
She's properly milfy

Best ask Shearer if she's any good
Allegedly
Had better tippy toe carefully - super injunctions & all that 

(Especially if it was Gabby Logan in the presenter's chair, you'd never forgive yourself  )

[winkywanky]

Shearer, eh...?

Well his phenomenal strike rate continues well into retirement then. He always was a menace in the box 

[webpunter]

Could call him Dennis 

Thats the rumour
All over the news / interweb
I remember her making a barbed comment in his direction on MOTD

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Shearer, eh...?

Well his phenomenal strike rate continues well into retirement then. He always was a menace in the box 

[winkywanky]

Could call him Dennis

Thats the rumour
All over the news / interweb
I remember her making a barbed comment in his direction on MOTD

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But surely the stripes on the jersey go the other way? 

[webpunter]

You've lost me on this

But surely the stripes on the jersey go the other way? 

[winkywanky]

Dennis the Menace

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[winkywanky]

Alan Shearer

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[Blackpool Rock]

Always thought Dennis Wise was nick named Dennis the menace 


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[winkywanky]

His hair's gone limp!

[charming_red]

Had it said a few times by the more lazy and unenthusiastic ones. Next time my response will be "If you do your fuckin job properly then maybe I will cum".

[webpunter]

WW,
Now the penny has dropped
Apologies for being a fuckwit

[webpunter]

 
He comes up in convo when i occasionally play golf
On the green with an easy to miss putt
A Dennis Wise = a nasty five footer

Always thought Dennis Wise was nick named Dennis the menace 


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And before anyone rips it coz i mentioned golf, i have referred to 'occasionally'
My fave place to play is Marbs
Wonder why that is ? 
Decisions decisions - off to PB or Fuengirola ?

[winkywanky]

He comes up in convo when i occasionally play golf
On the green with an easy to miss putt
A Dennis Wise = a nasty five footer

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