Hi Guys,
Newbie here so please go easy on me

I've been lurking for a short while after finding this wonderful resource and I thought I'd join in the fun so here goes.
Being a gentleman of a certain age (an old git) I have to admit that I'm a fan of fbsm. This sex thing is overrated IMO, I'd much rather lay back, think of England and feel the hands of a good masseuse all over my body. Anyway I digress! Went to see Louisa recently for the first time
External Link/Members OnlyComms were very good with all messages responded to within a few minutes. Directions were good with postcode given, told where to park and then a number to call to get final directions. The place was in a quiet estate so no problems parking on the street and the flat was on the top (3rd) floor of a maisonette style block. All good so far.
Louisa greeted me at the door and I was shown into a bedroom. My expectations always drop when I see a bed rather than a massage couch and this was to be no exception!
Paperwork sorted, I stripped and laid on the bed face down. I can't really describe what followed as a massage. It was 40 minutes of moving her hands up and down my back with a little bit of attention to my legs. Louisa is quite opinionated, which I discovered during my time with her. No cc swipes until the last 20 seconds or so when she started pulling at my pubes from behind (or so it felt).
Over onto my back and she was straight in for the kill with no attempt to massage any other area. Topless at this stage (her not me - as advertised) and I have to say the HE was quite skillful done. After the main event I was left to clean up and there was no attempt at any more massage.
Would I go back - probably not.
I've given it a neutral for 2 reasons; this is my first review and I don't want you to think I'm a grumpy old git (which I am) and I've had far worse!