Author Topic: Eva Hot and Horny – Redhill – Worst punt of my life!  (Read 2386 times)

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I was in the Redhill area and feeling horny, I saw the advert on Friday Ad online, so I sent a text asking if she was the lady in the pics, of course she said yes. I was pretty sure she wouldn't be but I thought I would go and see her anyway and if I didn't like the look of her I would just walk.

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Ideal, Residential area behind Redhill station, easy to find and easy to park

Comms:
Prearranged a time on the text earlier and rang when I was outside in the car to get the apartment number, kept me waiting for 5 minutes (I think this was a ploy to meet into my time with her!)

Appearance:
Not the girl in the pics, but nice body (8.5/10) so i though fuck it I will  go with it - facially (5/10) - I suspected Romanian

Cost/time:
Paid £70 for 30 mins – I very rarely go for OWO so I didn't bother asking and I just presumed she wouldn't have offered.

Service:
She removed her clothes and told me to do the same, to be fair she did have a cracking body. I walked around the bed to kiss her standing up, but she told me 'kissing is extra' - I thought then this is not a good sign, not even a peck on the lips! Anyway, she told me to lay down, and started to trying to put a condom on my flaccid cock (typical Romanian), I asked can you wank me for a bit first, she replied 'no, hand relief without a condom is extra' WTF!!!!! never heard that one before!!!!

I wanted to say at this point I want my money back and was going to leave, but I knew there would have been a very slim chance of that, anyway, she continued wanking my soft cock in the condom (he was definitely not happy with her either!) until he finally got hard. She then asked what position I would like, I said her on top, so she climbed aboard and started riding me which was ok, after about 5 mins I asked to change to doggy... guess what, that would be £10 extra.. so the little guy had just about enough now and started to shrink back down into a flaccid state, and she got off me and wanked me whilst we argued about her prices, when you pay £70 for 30mins you don't expect to pay extra for changing positions! Fair enough if you are in Soho and you have only paid £30 for sex, I told no other lady does this, and she said I was crazy and that she normally earns £500 an hour - I think I just laughed when she said that!

So anyway, my penis now was like a confused little child watching mum and dad argue. He did not know whether to become hard or stay soft whilst a naked argumentative woman was trying to wank him! I urged him to stay hard, I thought I will just make her wank me for the remaining 20 minutes, to make sure she has to work for her money!... but guess what... she told me I needed to cum soon as time was nearly up! I had 20 mins left! So we argued about that for a while (whilst still wanking me). After about 5 minutes of arguing, I thought fuck it, I asked her if we can stop arguing so I can just cum and then I will go! So I had to dig deep into the old wank bank thinking fluffy thoughts until I managed to pop into the condom (obviously, as without condom would be extra!)

Then got dressed, said goodbye and left! What really got me was her mentality, how would she ever get repeat customers when she acts the way she does, can't she see that?! Fair enough if she doesn't want to do kissing, OWO or reverse oral (I forget to mention I wasn't aloud to touch her pussy.. that was extra!). But to charge £70 for that service and want extra money for wanking without a condom and for changing position is fucking ridiculous!

So in summary... avoid like the plague!


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Perhaps just a couple of details would be helpful? :D

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Shit! Did that not get posted!??

I spent 45minutes writing that!! Is it because is says 'This review has not been indexed yet'?

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I wrote it out, them clicked 'post' once it posted it, it came up as a positive review, so i changed it to a 'negative' then it seemed to disappear?!

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Shit! Did that not get posted!??

I spent 45minutes writing that!! Is it because is says 'This review has not been indexed yet'?

Without an AW link to her profile including the indexing number, then no mate.  :unknown:

Did you save the review in a seperate template before posting ? If so log out of UKP, log in again & see if you can repost it  :hi:
« Last Edit: January 24, 2019, 10:30:39 am by DrConners »

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bugger! It was a link to an ad on the Friday Ad and a screen grab attached? Anyway if the administrators can see if they have it? It definitely posted when I first clicked 'post'


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No I didn't save as separate template  :dash:

Bollocks! That was a very in-depth review!!! If the administrators can't retrieve I will have to write it again another time as I need to get on with some work now!


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To very briefly summarise:

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Appearance: Not the girl in the pic, but nice body (8.5/10) face (5/10) - I suspected Romanian
Location: residential road at back of Redhill station
Price: £70 for 30mins
Service: Fucking shit! Wanted extra for kissing (£10), Wanted extra for changing position (£10), Wanted extra for wanking without a condom WTF!!!! (£10)
Summary: Avoid like the plague!

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No I didn't save as separate template  :dash:

Bollocks! That was a very in-depth review!!! If the administrators can't retrieve I will have to write it again another time as I need to get on with some work now!

Shame, lesson learnt maybe - If you get time to re-write it, save it in something like 'Notepad' next time. Not to keep but in case this happens again - You can just cut & paste from there.

Use the 'preview' button next to 'post' too, that's a real time potential update of what you will post.

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To very briefly summarise:

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07448945768

Appearance: Not the girl in the pic, but nice body (8.5/10) face (5/10) - I suspected Romanian
Location: residential road at back of Redhill station
Price: £70 for 30mins
Service: Fucking shit! Wanted extra for kissing (£10), Wanted extra for changing position (£10), Wanted extra for wanking without a condom WTF!!!! (£10)
Summary: Avoid like the plague!

Mini review!! Yep, that'll do it !!  :D


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Shame, lesson learnt maybe - If you get time to re-write it, save it in something like 'Notepad' next time. Not to keep but in case this happens again - You can just cut & paste from there.

Use the 'preview' button next to 'post' too, that's a real time potential update of what you will post.

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I know, I'm gutted, sorry guys! if you have any questions on her just ask.
Annoying I had actually copied it, just in case for some reason it didn't post, but after I thought it posted. I had to send a work email that I wrote out last night which I copied and pasted directly after writing the review, so when I tried to post it again it just pasted my work email!  :angry:

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He's hoping it wasn't in the work email, now that would be  :scare:

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He's hoping it wasn't in the work email, now that would be  :scare:


I know! I did have to double check whilst panicking like a motherfucker for a couple of seconds!  :wacko:

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To very briefly summarise:

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07448945768

Appearance: Not the girl in the pic, but nice body (8.5/10) face (5/10) - I suspected Romanian
Location: residential road at back of Redhill station
Price: £70 for 30mins
Service: Fucking shit! Wanted extra for kissing (£10), Wanted extra for changing position (£10), Wanted extra for wanking without a condom WTF!!!! (£10)
Summary: Avoid like the plague!
Sounds like a classic case of following the Rom-mantra to the letter... "Eees esstra bby!"

Sorry you had such a shitty meet, there's not much going on in the way of young, decent, slim and reputable SPs in or around Redhill as far as I'm aware.

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Sounds like a classic case of following the Rom-mantra to the letter... "Eees esstra bby!"

Sorry you had such a shitty meet, there's not much going on in the way of young, decent, slim and reputable SPs in or around Redhill as far as I'm aware.


She took it to new levels though - trying to charge extra for 'unprotected hand relief' !!!

No, there doesn't seem to be much talent about at the moment?! thats why I took a risk on this one! 

I am tempted to see this polish girl in North Cheam, but a bit weary now of girls without any feedback
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She took it to new levels though - trying to charge extra for 'unprotected hand relief' !!!

No, there doesn't seem to be much talent about at the moment?! thats why I took a risk on this one! 

I am tempted to see this polish girl in North Cheam, but a bit weary now of girls without any feedback
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If you're able to venture into Kingston, Erotic Emms has been positively reviewed here a few times... bit more pricey though...

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 :hi:

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If you're able to venture into Kingston, Erotic Emms has been positively reviewed here a few times... bit more pricey though...

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 :hi:

Ah thanks for the tip mate  :thumbsup:

Offline cakerusk

Just when i was thinking that the Romanians cant get any worse. I am sorry mate but this must be one of the shittiest encounter i have read and felt the frustration myself as i was reading it.

On a side note, the pictures are of polish instagram model veronica bielik.

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Just when i was thinking that the Romanians cant get any worse. I am sorry mate but this must be one of the shittiest encounter i have read and felt the frustration myself as i was reading it.

On a side note, the pictures are of polish instagram model veronica bielik.


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Ah good spot! I will follow her now on instagram ; )

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Thanks for the review - well done. Her ad says 'positive down to earth personality' and 5 star service. Perhaps she means true GFE - sounds like you had that alright. Big argument then jacking yourself off.  :lol:
Hope you get a blindingly good punt next time.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2019, 04:15:27 pm by Lord Gwyn »

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Perhaps she means true GFE - sounds like you had that alright. Big argument then jacking yourself off.  :lol:
Hope you get a blindingly good punt next time.

Love it!  :D

Cheers mate!

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That phone number is lined to Maya in Redhill -- Is this the SP you met, some how I think not and should also be avoided for same reasons as OP encountered
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That phone number is lined to Maya in Redhill -- Is this the SP you met, some how I think not and should also be avoided for same reasons as OP encountered
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I think that link has expired, but I would say any of the fake pictures that pop up on that number should be avoided!