Author Topic: Lady Lana Tantric Massage - Chesterfield  (Read 5276 times)


7 review(s) for LadyLana (7 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by CoolTiger]

Offline soppyget

My meet with Lana was a good couple of years back now but I didn't realise I hadn't done a review.  While reading a discussion about her I thought I'd better pull my finger out.

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Got contact details off aw and after a couple of texts I'd got a postcode with the usual instructions. 

She's in a terraced house on a quiet side street on the outskirts of chesterfield.

She let me in while wearing a professional looking but unflattering massage therapist outfit.  She looked nice and it put a smile on my face to be with a woman who had starred in many of my adolescent wanks. There are still porn movies online to be found.

After a nice friendly greeting I handed over £100 and was led upstairs to the therapy room where Lana explained what would happen then told me to undress and get comfy on the table.  She left while I did this and returned naked and started the massage.  While I'm used to professional massages I would say that Lana does a 7/10 job of it.  Enjoyable but I've experienced better technique.  That said though I soon started to focus on different parts of my body being nudged by her ample tits along with the cheekier swipes in less professional places.  It wasn't until I turned over I got a proper look at Lana and its true, she's certainly carrying more weight than when She was modelling but I still would!! 

She made it clear at the start that punters are discouraged from touching so they can focus on the tactile experience she administers but she didn't complain about my hand up and down her leg and ass cheek when the old man became the focus of attention.

I swear I must have left man fat on the ceiling with how I fired off.  The climax really was extraordinary.  She tidied me up and gave me a few minutes to get my breath back before getting dressed and meeting her downstairs.

We chatted briefly  with a nice kiss as I left.

It has to be admitted, it was an expensive wank but bear in mind it's delivered by a celebrity. it was good enough that  I promised myself I'd go back but admittedly, I haven't yet.


Offline HailWood

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OP - what is a “tantrum” massage. Is this where you touch her and she throws all her toys out of the massage room  :D


Edit: actually that sounds fun in a consensual/non-consensual sort of thing  :D

Edit 2: I see CT has changed the tile so this post is going to make no sense whatsoever. :sarcastic:
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Offline CoolTiger

OP - what is a “tantrum” massage. Is this where you touch her and she throws all her toys out of the massage room  :D


Edit: actually that sounds fun in a consensual/non-consensual sort of thing  :D

Edit 2: I see CT has changed the tile so this post is going to make no sense whatsoever. :sarcastic:

Sorry, was waaay ahead, didn't ewven see your post as we were only a minute apart.

Offline webpunter

Err - please can you change it back

Sorry, was waaay ahead, didn't ewven see your post as we were only a minute apart.

OP - thanks for review
HL is +1
On the off chance i happen to be in the vicinity
To get tugged off by a celeb [well hopefully a TW as well]

Recent pics on her twat
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I deffo would

Offline Lincs.man1



I swear I must have left man fat on the ceiling with how I fired off.   :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D

Offline webpunter

Impressive.  A good effort  :thumbsup:

I swear I must have left man fat on the ceiling with how I fired off.   :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D

On the other hand i've never experienced a massage burd doing R&T on a high bunk bed combined with a low ceiling
A 1st time for everything
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Offline soppyget