Yasmin-ying, Stratford.

[Sparta Prada]

Even as I’m writing this I’m a bit undecided about rating this review, so I’m gonna write it and see how the score pans out.

I was taken in with the photos of Yasmin and decided to have a punt prior to Christmas. First thing I should say is that the comms can best be described as arduous. You speak to a maid who sounds bored, and you have to go through this whole rigmarole of sending a AW booking. You then receive texts with instructions to text to inform when you are leaving, to call when you arrive, etc; sending texts to say I’m on my way I don’t mind as I tend to do this anyway. But the maid seriously needs to improve her phone demeanour or simplify the booking process as I’m sure they have a lot of no-shows because it’s a right palaver just to make an appointment.

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Looks 6/10 - Yasmin does not look like the mature beauty in the photos. I would likely say the photos are not Yasmin. The lady I met was around 50 but she’s still an attractive Chinese lady: about 5’ 2”, slim size 8, long black hair, leggy. Facially she’s not a bad looker, no real lines from what I recall, a lot of make up. If you search her AW profile number on UKP there is her verified photo which is definitely Yasmin. Her body was in good nick, no stretch marks, small A or B size cups.

Service 6/10 - started off with Yasmin asking for more money than agreed with the profile and the maid - £80 for 30 minutes - so I showed her the text from the maid quoting £80 which ended that friendly argument. Got offered a shower which I declined so we could get straight into it. Yasmin hardly speaks any English but she’s pretty nifty using her translator app, kept repeating ‘I love you, I love you’ which gets a bit tiresome. Start off with some kissing, closed mouth to begin with. She does some OWO which is pretty average, so I direct her to lie down and do some reverse oral. This is where the punt dramatically improves, she’s really enjoying my tongue action and starts to hold my head. I start fingering her and after a few minutes she gives the impression she’s cumming, she’s certainly extremely wet between her legs! I come up for air and she pulls me toward her to kiss me, she’s definitely using her tongue as she passionately snogs me. Standing to the side of the bed I tell her to suck me off again and as the BJ is much better this time I’m getting hard. She puts the condom on and I fuck her pussy from behind, it feels quite snug and after a couple of minutes I cum in doggy. I get offered another shower which I don’t take up as I want to head off quickly to make sure my car hasn’t been clamped!

Car parking 0/5 - Yasmin works from an apartment block off Stratford High Street. Though the texts give directions on where there’s free car parking, to be blunt there isn’t any. I ended up taking a chance in the private car park of an adjacent block, and luckily I didn’t get a ticket or a clamp. Not sure where you could park if you are driving, Westfield Shopping Centre must be 10 minutes walk away and also charges at least a fiver I’d imagine?

Premises 3/5 - typical WG flat. There’s a lift which is good. Relatively modern so the bedroom is average sized. Bathroom looks ok, didn’t try the shower. Some cigarette smells in the flat. While waiting for the door to open I heard quite a few voices behind the door who are probably the other girls from the same group: External Link/Members Only

Value for money 4/10 - £80 for 30 minutes is what I paid. Because of the request for a higher than advertised fee at the start of the punt I decided to not ask for too many other services that are ticked on the AW likes page - such as anal, rimming, CIM, swallow - in case Yasmin used this to ask for more money. Or they were not available.

Total 19/40 - now having written the review I’m going to mark this down as a neutral. I should say that I quite liked Yasmin. She was very pleasant throughout the punt, even when she asked for a higher price she did it in a nice way which wasn’t bitchy and was happy to continue with the punt once the proper price was established. Obviously I knew she was mature - and probably wasn’t gonna be the stunner in the photos - but she’s still a decent looking mature lady. Once she warmed up the punt was good, nothing more nothing less. I don’t think I’d see her again as there are better value younger girls out there, but if you are looking for a solid punt with an attractive mature Chinese lady I think you could do a lot worse than seeing Yasmin.

[Avg_Joe]

thx for the review.

for me, sounds like a negative experience....

1. inaccurate parking info, if your going to advise/offer info make sure it's accurate
2. bait and switch
3. attempted fleecing on paying
4. restricted punt because you felt you couldn't even ask for what was on the likes list

add to that the fact you'd parked in a private car park, no doubt as a result of not wanting to be late, the dreadful pre-meeting contact rig-moral..... i'd have walked the minute she asked for more, sounds like this outfit needs a dusty phone to shake it up

[niftyfiftydave]

thx for the review.

for me, sounds like a negative experience....

1. inaccurate parking info, if your going to advise/offer info make sure it's accurate
2. bait and switch
3. attempted fleecing on paying
4. restricted punt because you felt you couldn't even ask for what was on the likes list

add to that the fact you'd parked in a private car park, no doubt as a result of not wanting to be late, the dreadful pre-meeting contact rig-moral..... i'd have walked the minute she asked for more, sounds like this outfit needs a dusty phone to shake it up

+1, always looking in the East and had not seen this one. like the pic but not the 50 year old you get lol. or being forced not to use the likes list by a probably well rehearsed ploy at the beginning, making the punter thankful for anything.

A little advice on parking in Newham, this no good slag of a council have turned the whole Borough into many CPZ,s, And a word of warning for van drivers fancying a punt. Pay for parking and your van is over 5.4 metres long you will still get a PCN.

They are so good at enforcing these zones with a mob of L plated Scooter Riders that Havering Council and Barking and Dagenham council have handed parking over to Newham Council. This shit is coming to everywhere on the A13 corridor.

Clever locals use the card write on tickets you can buy with an erasable pen, guess what, the slags take phone pictures of the ticket serial numbers then lift your car the second time you use it.

The parking restrictions are 10.5 hours a day, tickets sold to residents come in 6, 10 and 24 hour stages. yep 10.5 hours you have to buy a 24 hour ticket, that is just a money making scam.

There are options in Stratford and Canning town though. Stratford use Morrisons, 2 hours free if you make a purchase, just get a ticket from machine buy something on your return and show ticket they give you a code i think for the machine.

Canning town use Mcd,s for 90 free minutes no purchase required. There are other options on the street in places but you need to know the area and hope they are not being used.

[niftyfiftydave]

I can see how the pics looked appealing, take it you not signed up for AW feedback discount scheme then Sparta. That with a morning visit you could save 30 quid an hour.

Takes some reading that profile but despite the discount offers the very sparse aw feedback sets off alarms.