It’s unusual for me to be free on a Saturday afternoon, but feeling horny and with a rare window of opportunity, I took the plunge and got on AW. Among the few I liked the look of only Maya Smith was free so I sent the text and was soon booked in.
Now, I’d seen maya before in Derby and had enjoyed a decent punt so I had high hopes for more of the same, but I was left disappointed.
On this occasion Maya was working out of the Britannia Hotel on Maid Marian Way in Nottingham. Veteran punters, unfortunate travellers and most Nottingham residents know that it’s an absolute dump, but so what? I wasn’t there for a fortnight’s holiday after all. The real disappointment was Maya herself... she’s put on several kilos since we last met and now carries a bit of a belly as well as a rather bloated look facially. Her service has suffered too. First she complained that my hands were too cold, so I was dispatched to hold them under the scaldingly hot water in what passes for a bathroom at the Britannia. My digits duly warmed, I returned to the bedroom to find Maya texting on one of her two phones. After a bit of encouragement we get onto the purpose of my visit. Some perfunctory kissing led onto what was the definite highlight of my time, a brief but pleasant bout of OWO. I then asked to return the favour but Maya kept closing her legs and pulling away, citing ‘sensitivity’. I suggested I rim her (RO and rimming are my two favourites and both are listed among her services) but that was off the menu too. The only thing definitely on the menu was more bloody texting... anyway, by this time little Jarndyce had wilted and I decided to call the whole thing off. I was there no more than 15 minutes.
I asked for a refund and got £20 back but this was scant consolation for such poor service. Avoid.
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