Maggie xxxl Colindale

[Ybadman]

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Comms: Pretty certain it is her doing the communication. Done initially through text and then phone call when I was closer. Prompt replies & clear directions.

Location: About 7-10 minutes walk from Colindale tube station in an apartment block. Also near one of Middlesex university’s campuses. Made me take my shoes off as soon as I entered. Small tidy bedroom.

Price: I paid £80 for 1 hour but was out the door within 30 minutes.

Looks: pictures are definitely her but they are about 15-20 years out of date or she has very good photoshop skills. I know nothing about dress sizes but if you’re looking for a thick/chubby girl she isn’t it. Comfortably in the fat/bbw category. Botoxed lips and large fake breasts. I personally found her attractive as she had a haggard bimbo look.

Negatives: seems to think she’s some sort of comedian making snide jokes and sarcastic faces from the minute I walked in. If you have thin skin I would steer clear as there were many jokes made at my expense. I have little regard for the opinions of a prossie so this was no issue for me.

The main negative was the fact that I paid for one hour but she was expecting me to cum within 5 minutes of fucking her. As any man knows the quickest way to lose an erection is for a woman to say ‘have you cum yet’ or even worse ‘cum baby’!. When I explained I was pacing myself the attitude completely changed. No more smiles just rolled eyes and a look of impatience. I don’t need extreme enthusiasm but I don’t like feeling like I am fucking someone who REALLY does not want to be there. Ironic coming from a man fucking a prostitute. But I’m sure you know what I mean.

She told me at the start of the punt that she usually starts at 2 yet by 12:30 I was being rushed because she had another client incoming! Dick couldn’t get hard after all this so I wanked myself off watching her tits & left. But not before she made another joke about me watching too much porn...

To conclude, she may be worth a try if you’re in the area & you book for 30 minutes or less & you like the middle aged bimbo look.

Would I return? Hell no

Oh yeah she said she was Turkish but I seriously doubt that. Accent was Eastern European.

Apologies for any typos I’m posting from my phone.

[Monger2468]

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Comms: Pretty certain it is her doing the communication. Done initially through text and then phone call when I was closer. Prompt replies & clear directions.

Location: About 7-10 minutes walk from Colindale tube station in an apartment block. Also near one of Middlesex university’s campuses. Made me take my shoes off as soon as I entered. Small tidy bedroom.

Price: I paid £80 for 1 hour but was out the door within 30 minutes.

Looks: pictures are definitely her but they are about 15-20 years out of date or she has very good photoshop skills. I know nothing about dress sizes but if you’re looking for a thick/chubby girl she isn’t it. Comfortably in the fat/bbw category. Botoxed lips and large fake breasts. I personally found her attractive as she had a haggard bimbo look.

Negatives: seems to think she’s some sort of comedian making snide jokes and sarcastic faces from the minute I walked in. If you have thin skin I would steer clear as there were many jokes made at my expense. I have little regard for the opinions of a prossie so this was no issue for me.

The main negative was the fact that I paid for one hour but she was expecting me to cum within 5 minutes of fucking her. As any man knows the quickest way to lose an erection is for a woman to say ‘have you cum yet’ or even worse ‘cum baby’!. When I explained I was pacing myself the attitude completely changed. No more smiles just rolled eyes and a look of impatience. I don’t need extreme enthusiasm but I don’t like feeling like I am fucking someone who REALLY does not want to be there. Ironic coming from a man fucking a prostitute. But I’m sure you know what I mean.

She told me at the start of the punt that she usually starts at 2 yet by 12:30 I was being rushed because she had another client incoming! Dick couldn’t get hard after all this so I wanked myself off watching her tits & left. But not before she made another joke about me watching too much porn...

To conclude, she may be worth a try if you’re in the area & you book for 30 minutes or less & you like the middle aged bimbo look.

Would I return? Hell no

Oh yeah she said she was Turkish but I seriously doubt that. Accent was Eastern European.

Apologies for any typos I’m posting from my phone.

I recall trying to see her in Finchley a while back through AW. I walked, and think I've written about it here, after she opened the door her civvies. She was a serious turn off and it sounds as though she hasn't upped her game!

[Kev40ish]

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[Ybadman]

I recall trying to see her in Finchley a while back through AW. I walked, and think I've written about it here, after she opened the door her civvies. She was a serious turn off and it sounds as though she hasn't upped her game!

Honestly I should have walked too once I saw how much she differed from her pics. Only the fact that I’d travelled quite a distance stopped me doing so unfortunately. 

[terahtocan]

Saw this one about a year back and totally regret it. The warning signs were when I arranged meet time for 3pm it took her 15mins to respond to text and calls when I arrived.She is fat and stunk like she just been joking or something. Has an attitude and rushes you to finish. Didnt give me massage and no oral. Wasnt allowed to suck boobs. 80 down the drain. Avoid this fake fat fuck like Ebola !!!