External Link/Members OnlyA longtime favourite SP of mine had to cancel at short notice so rather than rebook the urge took over so ended up with Crystal at very short, unthinking notice.
A quick call to the number on her profile brought me into Hinckley to a small, social housing type bungalow.
It seemed a quiet location and all seemed well so I knocked on the door.
To be fair to Crystal she was polite and friendly on the phone and stressed she was a BBW of at least a 'size 20' (as stated on profile)
When the door was opened by hopes were shattered: maybe a size 30??? Short, dumpy beyond belief and a very odd shape which suggests finding the correct point of entry would be a considerable struggle. The size of her gut was beyond belief!
I smiled and said 'hello', dug my phone out of my pocket, exclaimed 'Oh Shit!!!' and quickly explained a 'work crisis' meant I had to leave at once. I apologised to Crystal (who took it well) and said I would be in touch.......
In reality NO WAY ON EARTH!!! would I go near her.....
I'm so glad 'main brain' took over in time....