External Link/Members OnlyI don't get to punt much and found myself bored and unable to sleep the other night, so I went searching on the net. Being 11pm not much to choose from but came across this one on Gumtree.
Called up and the maid answered sharpish. Said they close at 12.30am and there's 2 girls available for massage and full service.
Prices - 30 mins = £60 & Hour = 100
I enquired if I can have both girls was told yes for double the price of the time. So I thought why not just go give it a try.
Was given a postcode in woolwich arsenal and was told to call when there. Parking isn't great for those who don't know, but managed to find a spot and called. Got told to wait on the road and someone will come and get me. After about 10 mins loitering, a Chinese lady (the maid) in dressing gown comes out of the block to fetch me.
Walk into the flat and was told to go into a bedroom. So I asked "can't I choose which girl I want", she abruptly said "no" and went into the kitchen.
Ok so the girl who said her name was Min or Ming, was actually not bad looking. About 5ft 6, long black hair, size 8, with cute tits and arse. Sort of Chinese pochahontas looking, but with terrible English. Anyway, handed over £60 and both stripped.
Started off with a massage which was absolutely terrible!! No oil or any other lubrication, and just proceeded to prod my back in such an interested way. Told her to stop and just start sucking my dick. She instantly grabbed a pack of wipes and this is where the annoying behaviour begun. She wiped my dick and her hands, and gave me one to wipe my hands with too. Strange, but I went along with it. So she put on a dom, wiped it, and then began to suck. It started of ok nothing great. So I thought let me touch her and she said NO!!!
I said "I cannot touch????" She said no just touch my breasts, that's it! Sore from customers. At this point I should have got up and left, but I decided to see it out like an idiot. Anyway, the oral just continued to be her sucking for a min, stop to look at the clock, wipe my dick, then suck again. Absolutely no arousal happening at all. She saw this began to suck my nipples, which eventually got a semi at best. Dom got too small (no mandigo just a bit wide), so she changed it for a bigger one. Now she decided she was gonna attempt to sit on it. Got some cream out the drawer, slapped it on and tried to force it in. Now, like I said I have a semi and trying to force it in, but moaning it was too big.
I said ok lay down and me try. I lifted one leg to assist and she was like no down! So now I'm just soft and just want out with less then 10 mins left of my time. So I asked isn't there someone else that can finish me off. She doesn't understand what I'm asking
. So back to oral for 5 mins. But again its boring and now 'her jaw aches'. The maid is even saying something from behind the door which indicates time is almost up. I told her to come in and opened the door but she disappeared into the kitchen and closed the door lol. Min rushes to close the door and says let me give u hand job to finish. So I just said f it and hurry up so I can go. Shot my load into the bin and got cleaned up.
Then she wanted to take a picture of my dick!!! Erm hell no not after this nonsense you just did!!!
In conclusion, was gonna attempt to get a refund, but just decided to take it on the chin and take it a lesson not to do it again to myself. So guys, absolutely terrible service and would NEVER recommend or return even if you paid me!!
