External Link/Members OnlyWell shit punt to start the year. Booked Ava-Rai for 30mins @ £80. I did notice her 2 negs here but they were 2 years old and her last one was a positive so I took a chance. Big fucking mistake.
Comms were good, had to call to book. Friendly voice over the phone. Told her the time and duration I wanted and was texted the postcode moments later. Her incall area was around the east end of Glasgow.
I called her again on arrival and was given door number. Usual hiding behind the door on entry. She is the one in her aw pictures. Very slim body, thin but pretty enough face and big kissable lips. Although I doubt her stated age is 23, more like late 20s early 30s.
Led into the bedroom, gave her the paperwork where she went into another room to stash it. No shower or drinks were offered. Came back and started to undress ourselves while our hands explored each other. Went on top of me for a nice bit of grinding to start with but after that is where it all goes downhill.
FK was piss poor, just light pecks on her lips. She moved her hand to see if I was hard then reached for the condom to give OW, not OWO. I'm assuming because 'at discretion' (along with the FK) since no shower was offered beforehand. I had already showered before heading over to hers but obviously it's her to believe that. OW was actually decent but would have preferred OWO.
Got some lube afterwards and bent down for me to fuck her doggy. Fake moans and some crap attempts at dirty talk. Turned her over and started to lick her nipples but got denied quickly. Too sensitive apparently. I'm starting to think if "mixed ethnicity" meant romanian.
Just before I was about to move on to mish there was a whiff of fish down there... Carried on anyway but I couldn't stay hard, it was an absolute dire smell. She thought I had came so got up to get ready. Told her I just wanted a break and we were barely 15mins in, can tell she wasn't pleased.
Asked what she could do to make me hard, I just told her a wee break and some fondling. Noticing I still wasn't hard she looked more disinterested and so was I at this point so decided to just get dressed and fuck off from there.
Checked my watch and saw I was only in her place a little over 20mins. Down £80, didnae cum, shite service, fishy fanny. A fucking disaster.
