Mei wellbeing, Slough (Chinese massage shop)

[Stressedferret]

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They advertise on several sites I've spotted since i found this site and seem to have a slightly different ad on each.

So this is a standard Chinese massage shop set up as mentioned in an older review i found, the women change too often to make a worthwhile review, as ymmv with each new woman (always over 30 if not 40s)
I always request an hour which is £45. They messed me about on the last visit and I've not been back.
I've been 4 times in the last year and had 2 neutrals, 1 amazingly positive and 1 negative.
The area isn't ideal parking wise. They have a bay behind the shop but if only 1 lady is working you will waste time calling and hoping she answers and will open the electric gate for you. There is a small car park nearby but not aware of the charges.
*2 rooms, only 1 has a shower inside

I'll do brief info of my visits
1st time neutral. The lady was average looking, not 100%Chinese, stated was from russian border region. She offered full service but only if i bring condoms. Decided to take an owo for £40 so £95 total. She scrubbed my bits with wet wipes so a bit of hygiene!  I'm quite horny and always tons of precum, which she kept spitting out with a disgusted look on her face. kept putting her pussy in my face,  i didn't snack,  tried to touch but she was not having it! She jerked me off to finish. Neutral as the bj was actually good even if shallow. *massage was good too with decent cc swipes and tease before the main event

2nd neutral. The second time was only a massage with HE. £45+£20. The lady was very tall but very attractive and a size 10. Let me suck her medium tits while she jerked me off. Nice massage. Neutral as the shower was broken! Maybe should be +tive...

3rd POSITIVE! Chinese lady was maybe mid 30s, slightly tall again for Chinese but nice size tits and offered full service and had her own condoms. Offered 2 pops for £60, so £45+£60 is £105. I know that's a lot,  but started with the sex, she used her mouth to apply the johnny, this was too quick as actually skilled, should have told her to suck longer but i found her so attractive i just wanted to have sex. Which she seemed to genuinely enjoy, she got really wet (tiny wet patch on the table!) and was really tight at the top, kept flinching when i went deep, always asked if she was alright and she did say 'good, don't stop' each time etc. I believed she enjoyed herself! Know i did! Popped in 10min which never happens! She needed to recover but got on with massage (very good) and moved to the HE at the end. Which was also great. I was not popping and she seemed determined to give me the second pop and over ran time to get it! 10min or so!

4th - negative! The lady was flirty until asking what i wanted,  as i looked at her cleavage she grimaced and covered up(?) told me she was double booked and gave me 30min instead of 1hr! I stupidly stayed as so horny. She did have a kind of filthy look about her. Can't explain. Massage was good,  but HE was terrible. She was annoyed i didn't cum in 2min and made a pantomime of it once i did cum! Pretending she had hurt her arms and back as it was such hard work?! Grunting and gasping and generally moaning! Showered and left.

I'm likely to return as at least you are guaranteed a reply when you call. Even thigh it's a lottery
Apologies this review is so long

[raygun]

Visited this place, Mei Wellbeing last week in mid Jan 2019. I parked in council car park about five minute walk. Bit of a trek really, can see the place from across a big busy main road dual carriage way, walked about 200 yards towards the town centre to the crosswalk, then walk the 200 yards back away from the town centre  to the shop. Early evening visit, one hour, £45 at reception, + £40 at the start of on the massage in the room.

I didn’t wait to negotiate, just asked at the start if the lady was into (show her a twenty pound note while I point her hand near my lower parts) and then an additional £20 if... then I waved my hands up over her upper torso, like taking off her shirt, and down past her lower torso like taking off the skirt or trousers... Kinda like sign language with the words spoken slowly “ Off top please, and off clothes please”.

Met “Tina”, she was a good looking MILF, 5’ 5” I guess, well built, not skinny or fat, but no super model. She played sensual and enthusiastic massage, kept her panties on, lots of baby oil, she acted like she enjoyed the time, moving around the massage table and on and off it a few times, sometimes half on and off at the same time. Tried to come twice, second time towards the end was a bit of effort on her part but she persisted happily. The nice lady cleaned me up, shower me first and the her turn, dressed l, thank you’s and then and exited. I will probably post this as a review.

[Muff licker]

did she give you a BJ ?

[Jones614]

Been here a few times on my travels, I was seen by kelly I think popped in to see her on three separate occasions always greeted with a smile a tap on the ass and once in the room instant removal of her clothes! Even had a bj on our first meet which was totally unexpected! That last time I ventured in there was a rather unattractive older lady there so as I’ve said before walked and went across the road to a spa which I’ve also left a review of.
Great honest review though of the multiple occasions you’ve been 👍

[Stressedferret]

Aware this thread is old but i don't know if a new thread is worth it.
First a huge negative!, i called at 730pm for 8pm and all was agreed, they close at 9pm or 10pm usually.
Arrived at 8pm. Was told they double booked and to return at 830!!!
Should have gone to Zeus but too much foot traffic and not sure if showers are available for just a massage!

I've just started going back last week as well: a girl called jessica works on weds and thurs at the moment. Late 30s, size 8 with a slight tummy and small boobs, with small but firm nipples. Fair skinne. Looks, I'd say 5/10 but I'm not fussy.
I paid £45 for the hour and negotiated £30 for b2b. Which was a bit pointless except when she misjudged the size of the little man and he hit her mouth while she was trying to use her tits on him. At least she found it funny.  She doesn't offer sex. Or BJ.
Massage was alright, only obvious cc swipes just at the end before the turn.
She let me squeeze her tits and ass, suck on her tits and touch her pussy, didn't try to put any fingers in but seems possible. She got a little wet just from rubbing the outsides

She mentioned a 'shasha' works on thurs too.