Amber and Victoria Edinburgh

[TKovac]

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Amber and Victoria

Tried most of the duo options in town and always felt a little flat, realise most guys are looking for a duo but I really want  the girls to be more full on with each other.

 

My hunt led me last week to these two.  Going to have to rate the encounter as a negative.

 

First impressions were ok.  Called up Victoria to arrange was evening but not late and she was sounding a little slurry,  also not sure what a previous reviewers experience of accents was but her “soft Scottish accent” was a pretty hard Friday night chav sound.  Should have stopped there but was fucking horny.  Enquired when she would be available “from now darling” was the response.  Enquired about amber who was clearly sitting beside her and arranged a time in about an hour.  Again 2nd warning signs clearly dusty phone.

 

Headed off to the location put by the western hospital.  Nice enough probably a holiday let.  Greeted at the door by both girls dressed in suitably slutty attire and confirmed worse for wear in fact amber was swigging from a bottle of wine (classy )

Both though did look fantastically sexy and given the photos on AW the little head was in full beast mode and wasn’t leaving for anything.  Any way into the room told to go shower (was going to anyway but felt a bit off).  While they went to “get ready” showered washed, dried and lay on bed.  Heard much giggling form next door waited a bit and was now deciding whether to go through or just pull my kecks back on when they burst back into the room now armed with Gin and Tonics and the empty bottle of wine.

Things though were looking up when they pounced on me and proceed to pin me down while ripping the towel off me- Result  I though.  Then as I was receiving a rather sublime blow job of Victoria, Amber stood up to get her drink then proceeded to stand off the bed watching twice had to say come back and join us and when she finally di Victoria took it as her que to get  a drink and have a gander at amber and I.  I would say though  that both were pretty damn good with their mouths.

Decided two (three?) can play at that game and extradited myself to get my own drink (water) and suggested that the two entertain themselves on the bed.  The tow proceeded to make out on the bed though more in a way of pissed girls acting up in the pub than any real interactions.  Still was fun to watch while stroking myself off (always been told of for doing that in the pub previously)

Suggested they go a bit further to be greeted with  laughter and the most fake attempt at lesbian sex I have had the misfortune to endure.  More drinks ensured was starting to think Amber may pass out.  Though interestingly Victoria was clearly nowhere near as drunk as she was making herself out to be, make of that what you will.


The threesome bit of the booking a bust, decided to make do with fucking two rather pretty ladies. Clearly though they thought I was some kind of cave dewling triglydyte and were doing the bare minimum praying I would cum give up and fuck of before the hour was up.  I think they were disappointed that there mere looks and make out session want sufficient for me to drop there and then and then fuck off. Any way fucked amber with Victoria pawing at me spunked the load on Ambers tits cleaned up and left.  Further bottles of wine being opened as I left.

Ease of arrange: 8/10 easy enough one call sorted for later that day

Physical looks: 8/10 Both are pretty hot.  Not at all classy as they make out. Definitely more TOWIE than Made in Chelsea

Girl Girl interaction: 3/10  Fake make out and no further all show and no go

Gets a negative for a variety of things primarily false advertising

No way they were doing a full girl on girl show
City centre apartment was down by the western
No real interest in sex this was as mercenary a booking as possible just above a Romanian sex doll encounter.

Ohh and the drinking both the being pissed on Amber's part and the pretending on Vics part. Maybe Amber was just the better actor but her god awful fake moans say otherwise. Particularly as my cock was in Victoria at the time

[DaVINCI]

Sounds a nightmare  pair of pro$$ies utilising their good looks to lure unsuspecting punters.

First sign of drunkeness    and l'd have been of like a shot.

Was interested in Amber until heard reports of punters turning up and she was pissed then offering shit service. Then put up her pricing  Fuck that, well, no literally 


Thanks for the review.

[TKovac]

Sounds a nightmare  pair of pro$$ies utilising their good looks to lure unsuspecting punters.

I know it's just not cricket.

[Joe Tortolano]

External Link/Members Only

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Amber and Victoria

Tried most of the duo options in town and always felt a little flat, realise most guys are looking for a duo but I really want  the girls to be more full on with each other.

 

My hunt led me last week to these two.  Going to have to rate the encounter as a negative.

 

First impressions were ok.  Called up Victoria to arrange was evening but not late and she was sounding a little slurry,  also not sure what a previous reviewers experience of accents was but her “soft Scottish accent” was a pretty hard Friday night chav sound.  Should have stopped there but was fucking horny.  Enquired when she would be available “from now darling” was the response.  Enquired about amber who was clearly sitting beside her and arranged a time in about an hour.  Again 2nd warning signs clearly dusty phone.

 

Headed off to the location put by the western hospital.  Nice enough probably a holiday let.  Greeted at the door by both girls dressed in suitably slutty attire and confirmed worse for wear in fact amber was swigging from a bottle of wine (classy )

Both though did look fantastically sexy and given the photos on AW the little head was in full beast mode and wasn’t leaving for anything.  Any way into the room told to go shower (was going to anyway but felt a bit off).  While they went to “get ready” showered washed, dried and lay on bed.  Heard much giggling form next door waited a bit and was now deciding whether to go through or just pull my kecks back on when they burst back into the room now armed with Gin and Tonics and the empty bottle of wine.

Things though were looking up when they pounced on me and proceed to pin me down while ripping the towel off me- Result  I though.  Then as I was receiving a rather sublime blow job of Victoria, Amber stood up to get her drink then proceeded to stand off the bed watching twice had to say come back and join us and when she finally di Victoria took it as her que to get  a drink and have a gander at amber and I.  I would say though  that both were pretty damn good with their mouths.

Decided two (three?) can play at that game and extradited myself to get my own drink (water) and suggested that the two entertain themselves on the bed.  The tow proceeded to make out on the bed though more in a way of pissed girls acting up in the pub than any real interactions.  Still was fun to watch while stroking myself off (always been told of for doing that in the pub previously)

Suggested they go a bit further to be greeted with  laughter and the most fake attempt at lesbian sex I have had the misfortune to endure.  More drinks ensured was starting to think Amber may pass out.  Though interestingly Victoria was clearly nowhere near as drunk as she was making herself out to be, make of that what you will.


The threesome bit of the booking a bust, decided to make do with fucking two rather pretty ladies. Clearly though they thought I was some kind of cave dewling triglydyte and were doing the bare minimum praying I would cum give up and fuck of before the hour was up.  I think they were disappointed that there mere looks and make out session want sufficient for me to drop there and then and then fuck off. Any way fucked amber with Victoria pawing at me spunked the load on Ambers tits cleaned up and left.  Further bottles of wine being opened as I left.

Ease of arrange: 8/10 easy enough one call sorted for later that day

Physical looks: 8/10 Both are pretty hot.  Not at all classy as they make out. Definitely more TOWIE than Made in Chelsea

Girl Girl interaction: 3/10  Fake make out and no further all show and no go

Gets a negative for a variety of things primarily false advertising

No way they were doing a full girl on girl show
City centre apartment was down by the western
No real interest in sex this was as mercenary a booking as possible just above a Romanian sex doll encounter.

Ohh and the drinking both the being pissed on Amber's part and the pretending on Vics part. Maybe Amber was just the better actor but her god awful fake moans say otherwise. Particularly as my cock was in Victoria at the time

Sounds very similar to my car crash revue of Amber. Sure I said in my review she had the potential to be excellent but could go one of two ways depending on her drinking. Sounds like she chose the piss head route 

[Whiteblack]

Did ambers pussy taste any good?  Love the body on amber but @ 150 it sounds like a hit or miss service.

Guess I would go and if I didn't like the feeling of things I  would most likely just walk...

[Edinburghdanny]

I know her from a different walk of life and can safely say looks wise she is 10/10. I have never seen her as a wg so can’t comment on sevice