Tiny English Beth ( AKA Lucyteenxx ) - Hale

[Shanks]

I was starting to sympathise until I read that. Now I couldn't care less.

Ha ha
My team is my team matey for 40 plus years , what can I say ?

[cueball]

I know of girls that would offer ukp discount if I asked .
I don’t really see why people are against using our power as consumers and critics to get a better and cheaper service

In my opinion it's never good to use ukp as leverage.

You'll lose your reviewing credibility on here if it is suspected you're reviewing with the prossie involved, we can't then decide if performance/services/attitude is due to ukp leverage or genuine.

Besides that, there will come a time when your ukp anonymity is valuable.

Better to always keep your punting and ukp personas seperate.

[bigbilly22]

I saw her 4 or 5 years ago in Altrincham and she was crap then. Much as discerned in every other review for her on here.

One to duck if you ask me.

22

[chrishornx]

Seems pretty clear to me... Incall rate at a hotel in Hale... clue's in first line of her profile

it may seem clear so should be easy to answer but he just won't do so

at the time of the review being posted her profile did not mention in calls at all and the £90 was/is an outcall rate I can't see an incall rate, which you would assume to less, on her page

just asked for simple clarification yet it is not being provided

[cueball]

Seems pretty clear to me... Incall rate at a hotel in Hale... clue's in first line of her profile

How do you work that out love?  Review posted BEFORE the incall day.

She one of your hairdressing & shopping buddies? 

[BP]

Sorry Lewis that was aimed at those having a dig at me and attacking everything I answering .
As I said like the site and find most punters contributions are great.

My first review was flawed but my last two are hopefully better . I was just making the point to give a new reviewer a break ffs.
As I said I take on board the criticisms but I’m not a bull shitter as was suggested.

All sounds a bit fluffy to me.  It's taken you 3 years to write some reviews yet you state you enjoy the site.
You'll get more creedence when you have a couple of negs under your belt, I'm sure, but the jury is still out for me on whether you're accurate or not.

You and Fags would get on in a threesome - of that I'm sure

[Shanks]

All sounds a bit fluffy to me.  It's taken you 3 years to write some reviews yet you state you enjoy the site.
You'll get more creedence when you have a couple of negs under your belt, I'm sure, but the jury is still out for me on whether you're accurate or not.

You and Fags would get on in a threesome - of that I'm sure

Fags?
You’re right it did take me a while. Also yeah I probably only consider writing about good service , will try and ensure I put any negs on also
I tend to do my research though and am pretty lucky with my punting as a result
I will try cast my mind back to shite ones in the past

A lot of people use this site without ever posting I’m sure though. So I would still try and encourage not discourage new posters

[Shanks]

it may seem clear so should be easy to answer but he just won't do so

at the time of the review being posted her profile did not mention in calls at all and the £90 was/is an outcall rate I can't see an incall rate, which you would assume to less, on her page

just asked for simple clarification yet it is not being provided

Chris , full disclosure I arranged meet on phone but was then told it was car meet. I met up anyway but wasn’t happy with doing outside and bottled it.
We got talking and got on well and I asked about hotels in her reviews and punting in general.

She mentioned Hale hotel used in the past so I said I would just book and go there as it was pretty cheap and I really fancied her and didn’t want to waste her and my time.
Bit expensive for me but
She got to use hotel for the day / night so was happy. I got to be in her company for about an hour and half with a 30 min plus session thrown in
It isn’t the first time, in the past I’ve wasted £50-£100 on a punt and then gone straight on another to make up for it
I was trying to spare everyone the drama and boring story so
It was easier to just go with the meet in hotel and 30 min review than go into all that but I wasn’t counting on Detective Chris,  LoL !

She has obviously liked the hotel set up and gone back to it
I reckon I will see her there again for new role play as I said, maybe tonight.

I brought up ukp reviews and the fact i hadn’t seen Any but she had decent ones on AW . I offered to write her a decent review based on what I genuinely thought was a good service.
I suggested discounts for good sites as I remember people doing that about 10 years ago with other sites
I see punters worried but I’ve always been happy to talk about sites and reviews with girls. I still think discount idea is a good one , I know others don’t but this website is all about opinions

In fact you’ve made my mind up , I’m going for it tonight AND I’m going to negotiate a UKP discount for those that want to use it for what it’s worth, she might tell me to fuck off but hey God loves a tryer !

Watch this space
Happy New Year
Shanks

[OakTree]

I brought up ukp reviews and the fact i hadn’t seen Any but she had decent ones on AW . I offered to write her a decent review based on what I genuinely thought was a good service.
I suggested discounts for good sites as I remember people doing that about 10 years ago with other sites
I see punters worried but I’ve always been happy to talk about sites and reviews with girls. I still think discount idea is a good one , I know others don’t but this website is all about opinions

In fact you’ve made my mind up , I’m going for it tonight AND I’m going to negotiate a UKP discount for those that want to use it for what it’s worth, she might tell me to fuck off but hey God loves a tryer.

I would seriously listen to what CueBall says on this.

In my opinion it's never good to use ukp as leverage.

You'll lose your reviewing credibility on here if it is suspected you're reviewing with the prossie involved, we can't then decide if performance/services/attitude is due to ukp leverage or genuine.

Besides that, there will come a time when your ukp anonymity is valuable.

Better to always keep your punting and ukp personas seperate.

I get the feeling though you’re not one for listening. 

[Hemlock47]

I offered to write her a decent review

Rapidly losing any credibility

[cueball]

I brought up ukp reviews and the fact i hadn’t seen Any but she had decent ones on AW .

I offered to write her a decent review based on what I genuinely thought was a good service.

I suggested discounts for good sites as I remember people doing that about 10 years ago with other sites

I see punters worried but I’ve always been happy to talk about sites and reviews with girls.

I still think discount idea is a good one , I know others don’t but this website is all about opinions

 I’m going for it tonight AND I’m going to negotiate a UKP discount for those that want to use it for what it’s worth,

Wtf 

Nothing you write now will have any credibility with me 

Knowing how that you discuss ukp, us the punters and offer reviews etc.... You're now firmly in the deluded none trusted.

Fwiw, I suspect at heart you're not a bad un but you're dumb and nieve to think this will work well and end well.

[marlboro20]

Don't you just get the feeling you should just do your own thing Shanks... and keep on keeping on :o)

[freeze44]

Don't you just get the feeling you should just do your own thing Shanks... and keep on keeping on :o)

What is that though? The review is all over the place and looks like done to help the wg when in fact all this is bad for her.

I know you like to sling out 'clever' one liners and wont 'run with the herd' cause you a bit special but if you got helpful advice for once, let us hear it eh.

[chrishornx]

What is that though? The review is all over the place and looks like done to help the wg when in fact all this is bad for her.

I know you like to sling out 'clever' one liners and wont 'run with the herd' cause you a bit special but if you got helpful advice for once, let us hear it eh.

Shanks writes as though he is a she
all flakey

[scutty brown]

discounts for reviews?

can't trust a thing you post now

[Shanks]

discounts for reviews?

can't trust a thing you post now

I’ve never done that as I’d never written a review

I was saying if Wgs want to offer discounts to members to encourage bookings , surely that’s a good thing
I’m a successful business man and it makes sense to me

Surely You don’t have to write a review at all , never mind good or bad ?

Does anyone else on here not think the idea has any merit ?

However I do rate others opinions contrary to belief , If no one at all thinks it’s a good idea I will drop it?

I’m mindful sometimes the loudest shouters dont speak for the majority .

I enjoy my punting and the opinions of this site
Finding out a lot more since I started reviewing

[Hemlock47]

I think the majority will take what ever you have to say with a pinch of salt.

[scutty brown]

I’ve never done that as I’d never written a review

I was saying if Wgs want to offer discounts to members to encourage bookings , surely that’s a good thing
I’m a successful business man and it makes sense to me

Surely You don’t have to write a review at all , never mind good or bad ?

Does anyone else on here not think the idea has any merit ?

However I do rate others opinions contrary to belief , If no one at all thinks it’s a good idea I will drop it?

I’m mindful sometimes the loudest shouters dont speak for the majority .

I enjoy my punting and the opinions of this site
Finding out a lot more since I started reviewing

reread the extract below from your post, especially the highlighted text. Reads like reviews for discounts to me. Funny that you say you've never done a review when you've got three to your name

.........I brought up ukp reviews and the fact i hadn’t seen Any but she had decent ones on AW . I offered to write her a decent review based on what I genuinely thought was a good service.
I suggested discounts for good sites as I remember people doing that about 10 years ago with other sites
I see punters worried but I’ve always been happy to talk about sites and reviews with girls. I still think discount idea is a good one , I know others don’t but this website is all about opinions

In fact you’ve made my mind up , I’m going for it tonight AND I’m going to negotiate a UKP discount for those that want to use it for what it’s worth, she might tell me to fuck off but hey God loves a tryer !.......................

[easyzx6r]

Chris , full disclosure I arranged meet on phone but was then told it was car meet. I met up anyway but wasn’t happy with doing outside and bottled it.
We got talking and got on well and I asked about hotels in her reviews and punting in general.

She mentioned Hale hotel used in the past so I said I would just book and go there as it was pretty cheap and I really fancied her and didn’t want to waste her and my time.
Bit expensive for me but
She got to use hotel for the day / night so was happy. I got to be in her company for about an hour and half with a 30 min plus session thrown in
It isn’t the first time, in the past I’ve wasted £50-£100 on a punt and then gone straight on another to make up for it
I was trying to spare everyone the drama and boring story so
It was easier to just go with the meet in hotel and 30 min review than go into all that but I wasn’t counting on Detective Chris,  LoL !

She has obviously liked the hotel set up and gone back to it
I reckon I will see her there again for new role play as I said, maybe tonight.

I brought up ukp reviews and the fact i hadn’t seen Any but she had decent ones on AW . I offered to write her a decent review based on what I genuinely thought was a good service.
I suggested discounts for good sites as I remember people doing that about 10 years ago with other sites
I see punters worried but I’ve always been happy to talk about sites and reviews with girls. I still think discount idea is a good one , I know others don’t but this website is all about opinions

In fact you’ve made my mind up , I’m going for it tonight AND I’m going to negotiate a UKP discount for those that want to use it for what it’s worth, she might tell me to fuck off but hey God loves a tryer !

Watch this space
Happy New Year
Shanks

let me get this right so you make a booking for a car meet that she does offer you dont have the balls to go through with it and ask about a hotel ? i think i right so far so you must have been driving ? she tells you about a hotel in hale that is about 8 miles away and drive you there and she got to use the hotel has you say for the day/night am i still right ? so you then have the meet and leave ? yes ? no ?

so you leave a 20yo girl at a hotel about 8 miles away from home that is obviously dressed for a meet  to make her own way home ?

opinions are like arse holes we all have one but you are an arse hole there has been a lot of people that have tried to pass on their knowledge to you  and you keep talking crap

[Shanks]

let me get this right so you make a booking for a car meet that she does offer you dont have the balls to go through with it and ask about a hotel ? i think i right so far so you must have been driving ? she tells you about a hotel in hale that is about 8 miles away and drive you there and she got to use the hotel has you say for the day/night am i still right ? so you then have the meet and leave ? yes ? no ?

so you leave a 20yo girl at a hotel about 8 miles away from home that is obviously dressed for a meet  to make her own way home ?

opinions are like arse holes we all have one but you are an arse hole there has been a lot of people that have tried to pass on their knowledge to you  and you keep talking crap

You are right , she was very happy
I of course asked if she was happy which she was as it was her suggestion when I said I didn’t fancy a car meet
I saw her again tonight as promised
Was happy to see me and we had fun
She had a friend bringing her stuff
Why you trying to make to sound like a kidnap
I might be a novice reviewer but I’m a veteran punter with many mutually happy transactions

I didn’t bother with discount as I’ve noted the comments made to me have merit
She is chuffed with some of my suggestions and will probably be doing more incall from now on
She is probably much safer now taking on some pointers I gave her
At least she’s not doing car meets tonight ffs how dangerous are they ?

[Hemlock47]

You are right , she was very happy
I of course asked if she was happy which she was as it was her suggestion when I said I didn’t fancy a car meet
I saw her again tonight as promised
Was happy to see me and we had fun
She had a friend bringing her stuff
Why you trying to make to sound like a kidnap
I might be a novice reviewer but I’m a veteran punter with many mutually happy transactions

I didn’t bother with discount as I’ve noted the comments made to me have merit
She is chuffed with some of my suggestions and will probably be doing more incall from now on
She is probably much safer now taking on some pointers I gave her
At least she’s not doing car meets tonight ffs how dangerous are they ?

I bet she’s so happy that you passed on your expert punting knowledge. What’s next? WGs agony aunt? Pimp?

[chrishornx]

I bet she’s so happy that you passed on your expert punting knowledge. What’s next? WGs agony aunt? Pimp?

And he paid for a hotel, in his name, and left her there for the night ..she could have nicked anything damaged anything or run up a huge room service bill .....why do that?

and as for a discount for UKP members!! How does that work without revealing your identity and even then you could say you were Stapler

There is a screw loose somewhere

[Shanks]

I bet she’s so happy that you passed on your expert punting knowledge. What’s next? WGs agony aunt? Pimp?

Ha ha
Maybe I will combine both careers

No sorry really dont need to , very happy with my lot

[Shanks]

And he paid for a hotel, in his name, and left her there for the night ..she could have nicked anything damaged anything or run up a huge room service bill .....why do that?

and as for a discount for UKP members!! How does that work without revealing your identity and even then you could say you were Stapler

There is a screw loose somewhere

Oh bore of Chris !

Or Keep em coming , troll face !

OR she could have murdered someone or jumped off the ducking roof . She MIGHT have done ANYTHING
run for the hills save yourselves , there’s a psycho killer WG on the loose !

Sad

I meanwhile will continue to have a great time punting
Does that make you sad for some reason

[marlboro20]

Well... we've got a result here. Discount done... her prices have suddenly become more realistic today. No doubt due to Shanks skills in negotiating UKP bulk discount. TBH think I'd quite like to shag her.

[marlboro20]

Fuck it... I was looking at the wrong profile

[OakTree]

Oh bore of Chris !

Or Keep em coming , troll face !

OR she could have murdered someone or jumped off the ducking roof . She MIGHT have done ANYTHING
run for the hills save yourselves , there’s a psycho killer WG on the loose !

Sad

I meanwhile will continue to have a great time punting
Does that make you sad for some reason

Im starting to think you’re a bit thick. The purpose of this site is to review and exchange information between punters on service providers in an objective manner. You’re using your membership of UKP as a means to cheaper and more productive punts. Much as that sounds great it totally undermines the ethos of the site. It also could be looked at that you’re either manipulating and strong arming a WG to give a good and cheaper service or colluding with her to get a good review. How can your review after be an objective report on the experience?

[Scank]

Fuck it... I was looking at the wrong profile

Who were you looking at?

[manfox]

This is not a punter its the WG, FFS.   

Bullshit reviews and the other ones she did can be easily made up from the info already contained in the site.

[blackburnian]

Oh bore of Chris !

Or Keep em coming , troll face !

OR she could have murdered someone or jumped off the ducking roof . She MIGHT have done ANYTHING
run for the hills save yourselves , there’s a psycho killer WG on the loose !

Sad

I meanwhile will continue to have a great time punting
Does that make you sad for some reason

Wtf 

Nothing you write now will have any credibility with me 

Knowing how that you discuss ukp, us the punters and offer reviews etc.... You're now firmly in the deluded none trusted.

Fwiw, I suspect at heart you're not a bad un but you're dumb and nieve to think this will work well and end well.

I'd say good old Skanks does have a fair bit of credibility - he's a credible bad un , with a credible shite attitude 

Skanks - you've been offered a lot of sound advice , whilst we all welcome reviews , ones with discounts or other conditions attached are of fuck all use , I'd also lose the shite attitude - I'd take a long hard look in the mirror before you call others Trolls ......

Bb

[Hemlock47]

The only thing missing from this review is the phrase “once upon a time” and maybe some dragons. Defo needs some dragons   

[kingM]

I call B.S
I have seen and reviewed her and she is nothing like as described by the OP.
Her demeanor is a bit cold. No dfk, lifeless and delibrately tenses her legs to limit penetration.
Does she always carry a pack of playing cards around?

[James999]

I call B.S
I have seen and reviewed her and she is nothing like as described by the OP.
Her demeanor is a bit cold. No dfk, lifeless and delibrately tenses her legs to limit penetration.
Does she always carry a pack of playing cards around?

Perhaps she didn't fancy you, Shanks could be an adonis and she fell for his charms 

[titton]

 "TAXI FOR SHANKS......THAT'S MR SHANKS...YOUR TAXI HAS ARRIVED!!! Thank you.

"The meat pies are 'ere"

[easyzx6r]

I'd say good old Skanks does have a fair bit of credibility - he's a credible bad un , with a credible shite attitude 

Skanks - you've been offered a lot of sound advice , whilst we all welcome reviews , ones with discounts or other conditions attached are of fuck all use , I'd also lose the shite attitude - I'd take a long hard look in the mirror before you call others Trolls ......

Bb

well said Bb this site is great for information about girls you are looking at because of all the great people that give sound advice that help us make our mind up as to if we should meet with any girl

and then we get shanks who knows every trick in the book (well at strip cards)

its good to see so many of us that has spotted a fake or should i say the joker in the pack lmfao 

[Shanks]

I call B.S
I have seen and reviewed her and she is nothing like as described by the OP.
Her demeanor is a bit cold. No dfk, lifeless and delibrately tenses her legs to limit penetration.
Does she always carry a pack of playing cards around?

First fair reply that mate
Entitled to write about your negative experience , fair play to you

Shanks

[Shanks]

well said Bb this site is great for information about girls you are looking at because of all the great people that give sound advice that help us make our mind up as to if we should meet with any girl

and then we get shanks who knows every trick in the book (well at strip cards)

its good to see so many of us that has spotted a fake or should i say the joker in the pack lmfao 

Simply not true that I’ve put a fake report

Sorry if that upsets your ego as a fake spotter

I stand by the review
I’ve answered every question including the deliberate misrepresentations which seem to be mounting.
Pack mentality but I’m brave enough to take them on

Still getting a few supportive messages by the way so keep trying to discredit me

[Shanks]

Im starting to think you’re a bit thick. The purpose of this site is to review and exchange information between punters on service providers in an objective manner. You’re using your membership of UKP as a means to cheaper and more productive punts. Much as that sounds great it totally undermines the ethos of the site. It also could be looked at that you’re either manipulating and strong arming a WG to give a good and cheaper service or colluding with her to get a good review. How can your review after be an objective report on the experience?

Oak I read my replies NEVER went through with the discount thing after all as I did listen to the views and pitfalls on here as I’ve said
I did originally suggest it and I’m sure she and other WGs would have gone for it but I DID NOT go through with it
Some on here still deliberately misrepresenting that I did !

Shanks

[Hemlock47]

Simply not true that I’ve put a fake report

Sorry if that upsets your ego as a fake spotter

I stand by the review
I’ve answered every question including the deliberate misrepresentations which seem to be mounting.
Pack mentality but I’m brave enough to take them on

Still getting a few supportive messages by the way so keep trying to discredit me

You discredit yourself  are you going to change the story again?

[Hemlock47]

Oak I read my replies NEVER went through with the discount thing after all as I did listen to the views and pitfalls on here as I’ve said
I did originally suggest it and I’m sure she and other WGs would have gone for it but I DID NOT go through with it
Some on here still deliberately misrepresenting that I did !

Shanks

But you did discuss giving her a good review 

[BP]

But you did discuss giving her a good review 

Exactly.  Any positive reviews he gives now MUST be suspect

[scutty brown]

Oak I read my replies NEVER went through with the discount thing after all as I did listen to the views and pitfalls on here as I’ve said
I did originally suggest it and I’m sure she and other WGs would have gone for it but I DID NOT go through with it
Some on here still deliberately misrepresenting that I did !

Shanks

so this quote misrepresents you?

.........I brought up ukp reviews and the fact i hadn’t seen Any but she had decent ones on AW . I offered to write her a decent review based on what I genuinely thought was a good service.
I suggested discounts for good sites as I remember people doing that about 10 years ago with other sites
I see punters worried but I’ve always been happy to talk about sites and reviews with girls. I still think discount idea is a good one , I know others don’t but this website is all about opinions

In fact you’ve made my mind up , I’m going for it tonight AND I’m going to negotiate a UKP discount for those that want to use it for what it’s worth, she might tell me to fuck off but hey God loves a tryer !.......................

[easyzx6r]

You discredit yourself  are you going to change the story again?

cant wait for the next chapter

[easyzx6r]

Simply not true that I’ve put a fake report

Sorry if that upsets your ego as a fake spotter

I stand by the review
I’ve answered every question including the deliberate misrepresentations which seem to be mounting.
Pack mentality but I’m brave enough to take them on

Still getting a few supportive messages by the way so keep trying to discredit me

im not a fake spotter and unlike you i have no ego but i like a lot of people on here can smell bull shit form 100 miles so wind you neck in shut the fuck up and leave

[Shanks]

so this quote misrepresents you?

You’ve clearly highlighted half a sentence for starters !?

[Shanks]

cant wait for the next chapter

There won’t be one thanks to you
I wouldn’t dare put it up now would I ?

[Shanks]

im not a fake spotter and unlike you i have no ego but i like a lot of people on here can smell bull shit form 100 miles so wind you neck in shut the fuck up and leave

You’re hard aren’t you ?

You leave my review , you’ve said you don’t believe so you leave ?

[chrishornx]

Oh bore of Chris !

Or Keep em coming , troll face !

OR she could have murdered someone or jumped off the ducking roof . She MIGHT have done ANYTHING
run for the hills save yourselves , there’s a psycho killer WG on the loose !

Sad

I meanwhile will continue to have a great time punting
Does that make you sad for some reason

another question not answered

showing yourself up now

[scutty brown]

You’re hard aren’t you ?

You leave my review , you’ve said you don’t believe so you leave ?

He's suggesting that YOU leave as your continued presence is pointless.
You're not very good at English language are you?

[chrishornx]

You're not very good at English language are you?

Bleeding useless!!