Author Topic: Heidi/Alexandra (Bayswater) - Diva/Hot Collection/Admirals - Not Worth it  (Read 2083 times)

Offline Blu007

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Comms:
•   All quick and easy.

Location:
•   5 mins walking distance from Bayswater Station
•   Discreet enough. No pubs, shops in close sight.
•   Flat is up a few stairs although dated interior
•   Bathroom – No issues, descent size, everything working. Mouthwash provided and fresh towel. Only shower , no bath tub.
•   Bedroom – No complaints

Looks:
•   Approx 5’2 in height
•   Good looking, website pics are good resemblance when hair is down
•   When her hair is up, her face looks a bit rodenty in a cute way, like a little mouse when up close
•   Nice boobs, well done
•   Not totally flat stomach as I noticed when she would sit on the bed there was some pudginess but can’t really notice much when standing

Positives:
•   Provided water
•   Grinding her ass on me whilst on my back looked good
•   CG was good and had good rhythm
•   2 pops
•   She did have shower afterwards, but she would have to as she had oil over her

Neutral:
•   Massage whilst laying on my front as I did not find it exhilarating enough. I was expecting more. Too much oil took away from the feeling.
•   Hand relief was ok but expected more playfulness

Negatives:
•   Started in an overtly formal professional like manner
•   Asked way too many personal questions and was quite awkward in the first few minutes. Even though she could have sensed this she still persisted- Time wasting possibly? But just way too stubborn and awkward
•   Massage on upper back was painful as she was digging elbows in a bad way
•   Cut me short by 5-10 mins for me to have shower. Probably has appointment after.
•   Whilst I was having a shower she was trying to hurry me by entering the bathroom and telling me to hurry up in a rude way. She got in whilst I just stepped out, literally
•   Was on her phone 3 or more times during activities and then kept apologizing – really annoying
•   Too much oil so not enough friction or feeling. Just too slippery. I told her to use a little oil from the beginning but she just did whatever she wanted and used loads.
•   Did not do OWO and put cover on. I did not say anything because she may have not wanted to if my member had some oil on it. But I did not want to ask as I though I may get some attitude back.
•   No FK. I told her I wanted to kiss but just little lip pecks were allowed. I had a shower at the beginning of the meet, was very clean and used mouthwash too.
•   During Mish she said to not lye on her too much as boobs were not healed properly
•   No ball sucking
•   Was told not to touch her hair when she put it up for the massage
•   Every time I tried to pull her close or suck her boobs she would pull away when on my back for the massage. Similar thing during CG.

Conclusion:
I wish I had chosen another service provider and then chosen to have a bit of body to body rubbing in between rounds for 10 mins or so.

The massage USP is OK I guess for an experience (but over hyped in this case for me mainly due to overload of oil. I did mention not to use lots of oil but she did not listen) but this allows her to refrain possibly from OWO, ball sucking etc. as oil could be an excuse. Also using oil requires shower time which can be used as a tactic to use time up when showering, cleaning up etc.
The killers were the intrusive questions and constant re-questioning even though she could tell I was feeling uncomfortable, texting mid-session and hurrying me.

Offline halfkast16

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Her massages were very good tbh, you might be too sensitive

Offline Blu007

Her massages were very good tbh, you might be too sensitive

I have had massages in between rounds before and this one wasn't standout(in terms of the proper hands massage, not oily sliding), but very good standard regardless but all the other points turn it into a negative for me.
Could have been a borderline positive if the texting, time cutting, overly intrusive questions etc were not done.
Her massage service (even if I didn't like too much oil) and vanilla services could have been just adequate if it were not for all the other bits.
When I left the appointment I did not feel satisfied or neutral but a little underwhelmed. 

Offline magnetico

How much did you pay for this shit service?

Offline Blu007

It was 150.
So it was not nuru services which is extra but normal oil.


Offline texmex

Too bad OP. I had seen her a few (3?) years back and had a good time. Was planning a repeat, but not now.
From your review, it seems she had her boobs enhanced and now won't offer them as much. When I saw her she seemed very keen to have me sucking her boobs all the time. Made a good use of them for B2B too.

Offline Blu007

Too bad OP. I had seen her a few (3?) years back and had a good time. Was planning a repeat, but not now.
From your review, it seems she had her boobs enhanced and now won't offer them as much. When I saw her she seemed very keen to have me sucking her boobs all the time. Made a good use of them for B2B too.

Yh she kept on puling away even when on top.
She could clearly she I wanted to suck on them but kept on doing this teasing thing which was really annoying.
But kissing was just little pecks and on the websites it does state FK and DFK too. - That was disappointing too.

Offline Jeffe

Hmmm was on my list but this review is making me think again...although I am a fan of oily massages so I might see this as more of a positive than the OP

Appreciate the well reasoned review, good intel to have  :thumbsup: