Rih@nnaBest_Milf (Torquay)

[25101953]

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Worst Punt Ever

Okay, a couple of weeks ago I phoned x Lady Alisha X. When I phoned her up, she said she was stuck in town and I had to give her a lift in my car. To which I put the phone down on her, because it felt weird. I then looked her up on her and with stories of her junkie boyfirend and her smoking crack, saw this stunner and felt smug.

I wish I had gone to Lady Alisha.

On adultwork, she claims to be 43. She's also got a flat stomach and what look like enhanced tits, on the site.

In real life, she is late forties at least (I am being charitable here). Her body resembles something I would expect Teresa May (the politician, not the porn star to look like). Saggy breasts, bloated stomach.

Before I could tell, I was in the apartment. Her face looked about the same, but when we got into the bedroom it was apparent that the photos were HEAVILY photoshopped. I couldn't tell what her body was like into I got into the apartment.

I was conscious of other people in the apartment and whilst I was trying to weigh everything up, I had handed over the paperwork.

To be honest, I didn't even want to shag her, I felt like I had to try and justify some of the expense. I wish I hadn't bothered.

I paid for an hour, was there maybe 25 minutes. I am sure there were multiple people there.

I am more gutted that I shagged her than spending the money tbh.

PS - this is the same poster who said Anna Baby Doll was a positive experience.

[Chatte Noir]

All of the feedback on her profile looks like she wrote it herself , lots of errors like on her profile.
Thanks for shining the spotlight on the lying slag .

[25101953]

Ugh, the photoshopping looks obvious now, look at the bottom of the door and the radiator.

PS - she doesn't do anal. Her 'german' accent sounded very Romanian to me. Bearing in mind, I was stationed in Hohne for a few months. When I quizzed where she was from, she said she didn't know...

And she made a comment about how impressed she was with my body. I am tall, but average physique (not a beer gut, but not gym bunny either), but I think she meant it. To be fair, a bloated stomach, saggy titted woman shagging someone 10 years younger than in reasonable shape and she's the one getting paid for it, has fucking well pissed me off.

[bristolqwerty]

  Wait .... you saw this and thought I’d shag that for money?  We all have our kinks but .... 
Review made me laugh though 
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[25101953]

It was the body. I lost my cherry to my mates step mum, when they were going through a messy divorce, who had an 'older' face but fantastic body, so left me with a taste for these things.

I thought I was going with a butterface. Turns out I went with a buttereverything.

I would say I've done worse....but I haven't. New all time low.

[Aces21]

It was the body. I lost my cherry to my mates step mum, when they were going through a messy divorce, who had an 'older' face but fantastic body, so left me with a taste for these things.

I thought I was going with a butterface. Turns out I went with a buttereverything.

I would say I've done worse....but I haven't. New all time low.

You lives and learns as they say. Hope the next one is a lot better 

[25101953]

I dunno man.

Between AnnaBabyDoll and today, plus my near miss with Alisha, I don't think it was meant to be.

Other highlights of my punting experience have been Essex Kelly shouting at me because I smiled at her and shagging some fit bird (touring, blonde, 19 seriously fake tits) in the Rainbow Hotel and accidently phoning my partner (I managed to turn it off in time). First time was with a skin-head girl, who ended up walking into my office a week later, when I was sat there with my colleagues and did a whole 'It's you, uh, I mean I have never met you before' facial expression, with my boss then asking me where I knew her from and my colleague warning me that 'she was a bit dodgy'.

That has been the sum of my experience. I just don't think I have the knack for this. Hopefully this explains, why I was reasonably happy with Anna.

[chrispuckey]

If you like a mature chick then Katie of Devon ticks the right boxes.
Good body and anal included in the price.

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[Cupid Stuntz]

If you like a mature chick then Katie of Devon ticks the right boxes.
Good body and anal included in the price.

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Blimey, £350 for an overnight outcall is an absolute bargain!

[anonymouse72]

I dunno man.

Between AnnaBabyDoll and today, plus my near miss with Alisha, I don't think it was meant to be.

Other highlights of my punting experience have been Essex Kelly shouting at me because I smiled at her and shagging some fit bird (touring, blonde, 19 seriously fake tits) in the Rainbow Hotel and accidently phoning my partner (I managed to turn it off in time). First time was with a skin-head girl, who ended up walking into my office a week later, when I was sat there with my colleagues and did a whole 'It's you, uh, I mean I have never met you before' facial expression, with my boss then asking me where I knew her from and my colleague warning me that 'she was a bit dodgy'.

That has been the sum of my experience. I just don't think I have the knack for this. Hopefully this explains, why I was reasonably happy with Anna.

Great stuff, this and your review made me chuckle. Keep on perservering and better luck in 2019.

[badsin]

I've been visiting Torquay for over 2 decade's, and can count the number of good punts on less than the fingers of one hand. I have also walked away on a number of occasions when the door has opened to see a right old minger inviting me in. It's surprising as there are some fit local lasses.
One a particularly remember, maybe 10-15 years ago Warberry vale, of Princes street, towards plainmoor. Upstairs of an industrial unit, kitted out nicely, with beds, an even a working jacuzzi. The girl was cracking as well, Devon girl, slim, good body, great tits.
Who is the best girl in Torquay nowadays ?

[25101953]

Thanks, think I may go towards the younger end of the market if/next time.

At least you'll be more likely to get a good body/less attitude with the younger girls.

The 19 year old girl with what must have been FF's on a size 6 body was terrific (too bad she was touring) and the skinhead girl (Abbey Road, back in the day maybe 2013 ish) were both fine for the experience and I work away from Torquay now and as I know the area inside out Torquay has always been my 'go to' place.

I always wanted to get that Barbie Bangs but she's since retired now.

Tbh, I need to be a bit more of a cnut. Put on the spot, I just went with that punt yesterday in the heat of the moment, because I didn't want any hassle for what the money was worth, but more important to seize up at the doorway and 'no likely' than just walk away next time. I also don't think the girls like it if we're too friendly, as it gets them suspicious.

Out of curiosity, do people tend to use thier own phones? I find WGs don't answer withhelds and it can be a real bitch to navigate to locations and then confirm if outside if using payphones? Do any of you guys have second phones?

[anonymouse72]

I use Cloud SIM. It's an app that you use to generate calls from another number. Costs £1.99 to generate the fake number then you buy top up credit. The number lasts a month and then you can either renew for the same fee or generate a new number. You can have more than on number at once. Saves messing around with 2 phones and the app isn't displayed on my screen. It's also password protected. Works ok for me. You can also switch to your personal mobile number from it and use the credit to call your normal contacts. Top up from just £3 using PayPal.

[anonymouse72]

Available on Google Play Store. Unsure about Apple.

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[25101953]

that sounds good, will take a look!

[Crackpot11]

Barbie Bangs wasn’t all that but at one time you had her and Jade and Bethany, all 20s-30s porn star sorts. Seems inundated with Romanians at the moment. From reports Alexis is now the go to girl External Link/Members Only. As a tip I would always check the number of feedbacks on any escort and anything less than 10 would make me wary, once you find a good one stick with it.

[chrispuckey]

I've been visiting Torquay for over 2 decade's, and can count the number of good punts on less than the fingers of one hand. I have also walked away on a number of occasions when the door has opened to see a right old minger inviting me in. It's surprising as there are some fit local lasses.
One a particularly remember, maybe 10-15 years ago Warberry vale, of Princes street, towards plainmoor. Upstairs of an industrial unit, kitted out nicely, with beds, an even a working jacuzzi. The girl was cracking as well, Devon girl, slim, good body, great tits.
Who is the best girl in Torquay nowadays ?

I remember that place very well and enjoyed my time in that jacuzzi.
There was a young slim blonde chick from Plymouth who was a great looker and a good punt. Another blonde a bit older and again a good punt. I had the pleasure with a very slim Brazilian chick and she was as fit as they come.
Then there was the pleasure house run by Anna until it got busted! She is still offering services now.
Nothing like that about today the odd one or two but most of the girls here are East European.
I've got to say I have had a few good punts with Alisha but I also get the fact she is controversial.
You have got to go further afield now to get a good punt as Torquay seems to be a deserted region for top girls.
There was a top place for oriental girls up at Barton that then moved to the Babbacombe Road.
Happy Days.

[badsin]

I remember that place very well and enjoyed my time in that jacuzzi.
There was a young slim blonde chick from Plymouth who was a great looker and a good punt. Another blonde a bit older and again a good punt. I had the pleasure with a very slim Brazilian chick and she was as fit as they come.
Then there was the pleasure house run by Anna until it got busted! She is still offering services now.
Nothing like that about today the odd one or two but most of the girls here are East European.
I've got to say I have had a few good punts with Alisha but I also get the fact she is controversial.
You have got to go further afield now to get a good punt as Torquay seems to be a deserted region for top girls.
There was a top place for oriental girls up at Barton that then moved to the Babbacombe Road.
Happy Days.

If Anna's was the large victorian villa on St Michael's area, then I have been there also. Mediterean bird, slim, enormous jugs😉

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[chrispuckey]

If Anna's was the large victorian villa on St Michael's area, then I have been there also. Mediterean bird, slim, enormous jugs😉

Yes it was the Victorian House, it got raided and closed down.

[BayGuy]

There was another lady working the same place as her, as I sadly met the otherwise lady who was terrible and very rushed, part way through Rhinaon knocked at the front door so we had to stop so the lady I was meeting could let her in, Rhinaon then appeared at the bedroom door just after we finished and started chatting.

[Cupid Stuntz]

Dodged a bullet there then!

She was in Weymuff just before Xmas. Rang and she seemed a jolly Lady but no way sounded German. Queried if she was, replied yes so I spoke to her in German. She couldn't understand and then claimed her Mother was German. Hmmmm.

Straight away thought 'lying Rom' and decided to go to the rub n tug joint in Dorch instead. Pleased I did, review to follow.