Stairway2Heaven-Haslingden

[JamesMariott1]

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LOCATION.

Nice modern townhouse in Haslingden, immaculately clean and well presented.

LOOKS

100% like described, very tight little body and the most largest big dark nipples that protruded out that I nave ever seen, Scania wheel nuts indeed.

PRICE

£120 for one hour.

ACTION

Told to open door and got beckoned upstairs, very attractive petite lady, small breasts, massive nips, about early-mid 40's. Long black hair. Yep if you like small Asian looking girls you will like this one.

Started off with a nice massage and some DFK. All very pleasant with soft music on the background, quite relaxing really. Some mutual fumbling and a bit of OWO with lots of ball licking. Then on with the cover. Quite nice touch she said 'invade me' before I poked the old fella in which is a first for originality and amused me.

Three or four various positions and finished off in CG.

Then the strange bit, got offered some strange but nice chinese fruit tea and dried fruits.

So left relaxed, stressed free and well fed!

All in all a different but very enjoyable experience from a great lady.

Would go back 100%

[Marquis]

Thanks for the review, it has got me interested. Might pay her a visit shortly.

[massivejohnson]

I've just realised that I went to see her a couple of times about 12 months ago, and never put up a review - think it was before I started reviewing.

Fully agree with OP but she also has some strange ideas for a meet. 1st time, yes, straight in, lock the door and upstairs, the stairway to heaven. 2nd meet invited into lounge, given herbal tea and some vegan cake  . Then she started to put some long metal with points finger extensions on, I thought fuck me what's going on here, but then she changed the music and started doing a dance like a turkish dancer or the like, all good but not what I came for. She also has a keyboard and will play and sing Beatles songs....

She is a nice woman, and I would go back, but only when I fancy a bit of novelty 

[scutty brown]

careful, her AW profile says she's looking for a husband..........maybe needs a UK passport for post-Brexit stability? I've had several thai girls asking in that direction recently

[Marquis]

Her AW profile does make her sound like a bit of a fruitcake, but I'm intrigued.

Have sent a booking request for later in the week.

[Schuey]

I've seen this lass several times, before joining this site I hasten to add, hence no reviews after meeting her via a VS ad. Always had a nice time but suddenly decided there was to be no more DFK which is important to me in a punt so stopped going, plus I was overseas with work for a while, but enjoyed the tea, cake etc and even met her lad! An hour was only £90 then too...

[massivejohnson]

I've seen this lass several times, before joining this site I hasten to add, hence no reviews after meeting her via a VS ad. Always had a nice time but suddenly decided there was to be no more DFK which is important to me in a punt so stopped going, plus I was overseas with work for a while, but enjoyed the tea, cake etc and even met her lad! An hour was only £90 then too...

That's the other thing I forgot to mention. The 1st time was a Sat afternoon, and her son was in the house. I didn't see him, but he knocked on the bedroom door a couple of times (which was locked) so she had to break off to see what he wanted  . If you're thinking of going to see her, then best time is during schooltime.

[Marquis]

That's the other thing I forgot to mention. The 1st time was a Sat afternoon, and her son was in the house. I didn't see him, but he knocked on the bedroom door a couple of times (which was locked) so she had to break off to see what he wanted  . If you're thinking of going to see her, then best time is during schooltime.

Wow! I can't make it during school time, so I'll have to take my chances. Hopefully he will have arranged a trip to the pictures or something with his mates when Uncle Marquis comes calling.

[massivejohnson]

Wow! I can't make it during school time, so I'll have to take my chances. Hopefully he will have arranged a trip to the pictures or something with his mates when Uncle Marquis comes calling.

I think she does try to make sure he's occupied with something else.

And there's more....she also has a website for some dodgy remedies External Link/Members Only, so she may try doing a selling job on you. As I said, it's worth a visit for the entertainment value, looking forward to your review 

[scutty brown]

And there's more....she also has a website for some dodgy remedies External Link/Members Only, so she may try doing a selling job on you. As I said, it's worth a visit for the entertainment value, looking forward to your review 

now that's confused.........an Ayurvedic treatments company operating in the UK though  based in Prague, thats ripped off the name of an Indian business
and the water treatment device they're selling looks like real mumbo-jumbo

Czech company External Link/Members Only
Indian company External Link/Members Only

FWIW Ayurvedic medicine is the Indian equivalent of traditional Chinese medicine i.e. herbs and spices and pure living.

[Marquis]

I think she does try to make sure he's occupied with something else.

And there's more....she also has a website for some dodgy remedies External Link/Members Only, so she may try doing a selling job on you. As I said, it's worth a visit for the entertainment value, looking forward to your review 

She won't get far trying to sell me dodgy remedies, but thanks for the heads up.

Getting back to the actual shagging part of the agenda, I've had a look at her Adultwork Private Gallery today. Her body looks smoking hot, reminiscent of Thai Nikita from Blackpool - my all-time favourite girl who retired in 2015.

If there aren't too many young relatives around the place, and if she doesn't drive me nuts trying to sell me cures for illnesses I don't have, I reckon it will be good fun.