External Link/Members OnlyLast month my usual masseur was on holiday in Thailand so had to look elsewhere. Tried Susanna for the first and what will be the last time.
Comms
Contacted her via SMS and quick response. Susanna is English so Comms is OK albeit lots of shorthand and use of hun.
Location
Relatively new house past Asda. A bt of a rabbit warren but eventually found it. Front door was dirty and battered which was a little off putting given the age of the house. Susanna opened the door and led me up the non carpeted stairs. Should probably have turned around at that point. Room was freezing and the massage bed needed replacing.
The girl
English form around 5 foot 8. Dressed like a stewardess with black trousers, white blouse and a kneck scarf. 4/10 on looks. Slim and blonde. Obviously a smoker.
The massage
£50 for 60 minutes plus £20 for HE. I like a firm massage and generous use of oil. This was like a friction burn with minimal oil and lots of rubbing. Fortunately never paid before the massage and hadn’t confirmed that I normally have a HE. After 20 minutes of “massage” she then raised my hips and reached under to massage inner thigh with obvious touching around the balls and little man. Despite her best endeavours the little man had made his mind up that he was interested in having a dry HJ and luckily stayed asleep.
Escaped after an hour and made an appointment later that day with Daisy in Maidenhead to make amends.
Would I go back? No. And next time the front door looks as grubby as that and there is no carpet I’ll turn around immediately.
