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Second attempt at writing this review - had to park the 1st version and my browser closed down so I lost it  :dash:
This is a place I've used a few times over the years when I have that need for oriental and nothing else floats my boat. It used to have the advantage of being £10 cheaper than HoD prices but is now similar, so I paid £60 for 30 minutes. Wouldn't recommend anything longer as the conversation is difficult.
It has been heavily reviewed by a guy called Transit on PeaNut, tbh all his reviews are similar.

This is the ad whose tel no corresponds to that which I called
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This is the pimps ad, 2 girls, 2 numbers, no idea if they exist
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Logistics: Easy, called the no, answered swiftly, agreed a time and received a text confirmation with the address. I recognised the voice on the line as the middle aged Chinese manageress/maid.

Location: One of the many flats near the station behind Staples that get used for punting. Tidy enough, I get the impression that the maid and girl may live-in, not sure.

Looks: Absolutely tiny, defo less than 5 foot, but she was completely in proportion. Slender shapely legs, tiny waist, sporting a pair of bolt-ons that, although not too large, on her frame made her look like a real life Barbie doll. Fairly typical Chinese looking, apart from slightly crooked teeth she was attractive enough. A new girl arrives every Monday lunchtime so the name is irrelevant, but being a gentleman I asked it. It was NiNi.

Services: Kissing, OW, RO, Cowgirl, Mish

The punt: Usual procedure, maid answered behind magic door. I try to beat her to take my shoes off before she asks! She checks how long and I hand the tokens over.
Am led to the room where the girl stands smiling with skimpy clothing in subdued light. After hello's she immediately removed her mini skirt and top and was about to take off her bra when I stopped her. It can all get a bit quick and mechanical.

I started kissing her but this wasn't really reciprocated at first. So I led her to the mirror, turned her to face it , stood behind her and caressed her body. This is where things picked up. She kept eye contact through the mirror and was exploring my body with her hands. I turned her around occasionally to allow some undressing a little at a time. By the time we were both naked her kissing had warmed up a bit.

I took her to the bed and she gestured that she was ready to give me a bj. I nodded ok and she immediately rubbered me. Language wasn't going to allow a discussion on owo and at this place anyway it's not normally available. It was ok, nothing special , and NiNi started to walk up on her knees ready to cowgirl. I said not yet and lifted her tiny frame up to the top of myself so she was sitting on my face. Now this was when I noticed the only thing about her that was not in proportion - she had a huge bush! In the words of the song "she had hairs on her fanny like branches on a tree". I had to part it with my chin to get my tongue in!

We did this for a while which she obviously enjoyed because once I moved her down to cowgirl position her kissing became much more willing. NiNi sat on my cock and bounced away like a good 'un. I sat up. lifted her up whilst still inside her and flicked her over. At one point I repositioned to get her knees over my shoulders but she found this uncomfortable so we went back to pounding in mish to a satisfactory conclusion.

At the end NiNi gave the usual oriental degree of customer service in cleaning me up. One thing I did notice, she dressed in the room. Other girls there have towelled ready for a shower, so I don't know if she intended to or not.

Summary: All-in-all very enjoyable. Scratched an itch. There's always an element of luck with these joints which is why I'm not a frequent flyer here, but if like me you feel the need for an oriental and treat it as a respectful P&D you will hopefully not be disappointed

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both profiles have stolen photos of Japanese models who were underage when they were taken

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she's a model: Haruka Komiyama


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another model Shimazaki Haruka

both girls were underage when the photos were taken
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I've reported both profiles to Vivastreet for using underage photos, it will be interesting to see what they do.
In the meantime I'd be very worried about seeing girls whose profile names are
Really Really YOUNG Chinese pretty girl and
YOUNG YOUNG New Chinese lovely girl

visit from the police required maybe?

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I've reported both profiles to Vivastreet for using underage photos, it will be interesting to see what they do.
In the meantime I'd be very worried about seeing girls whose profile names are
Really Really YOUNG Chinese pretty girl and
YOUNG YOUNG New Chinese lovely girl

visit from the police required maybe?

I take your point but the lady I saw was well into her 30's

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I take your point but the lady I saw was well into her 30's

glad to hear it, but a place thats trafficking in chinese girls with no language skills on a weekly basis needs a going over anyway

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both profiles have stolen photos of Japanese models who were underage when they were taken

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both girls were underage when the photos were taken

Given that they are dressed, is there really an age limit for having their photos taken?

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Given that they are dressed, is there really an age limit for having their photos taken?

I believe there is in that their images are being used to advertise sex. Probably be a hard one to prosecute, but my understanding is that using photos in that context would be illegal. I'm happy to be corrected though if others know better

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I believe there is in that their images are being used to advertise sex....

Good point.

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Never had a decent Chinese in MK.
Fuckers switch and you usually get a plain jane who really isn't into it