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I kinda gave up on punting for the longest time. I posted what some would consider, errm, yes a whinny review about how all my choices were poor and everybody jumped in and said I got what I deserved, it was pitchfork season, so I definitely didn't come back.
I don't normally post because I just don't like to, but my last experience was poor after a good run of excellent experiences and thought that I should share.
It was with Unique Pandora, I saw that she was touring London and thought why not. The first set of pictures looked really good. Reviews on UKP were all favorable so I thought yeah, why not. The day I planned to see her, I went with my Plan A and I don't regret that, the next day I went to see Pandora and she was pissed. She was pissed that I cancelled on her the day before. When I'm not happy with anything I just say, sorry, but no thanks and leave. In my early days, I would stay and regret it, but after a time, I think, it's my money, I'll spend it how and with whom I choose and don't feel guilty about rolling, especially when I feel like they have a poor attitude. In reflection, I should have done it with her, but I didn't. She kept on going on about how I cancelled the day before even after I paid her and this set the tone.
Anyway, the photos on AW are rather deceptive, the first set before she rocked up to LDN must have been taken 5 - 10 yrs ago, or is of some other lady, because she was about 5 ' 6 frumpy(ish). After she took the bra off the titties were OK, DD's but nothing special and just not what was advertised. When I went home and looked at the photos again and realised, it was what was advertised, but the photos we cleverly taken. She must be in her mid to late 40's also.
Anyway, I took a shower, had sex which I wasn't into and it was really mechanical for her, she drank something, danced for a while, went over to the massage table to dance more seductively and all I was thinking was, what a waste of cash and how angry with myself. She gave me oral for all of no time, then protection on, she on top, got off, checked to see if I was finished, then told me to get on top, stuck her finger up my jacksy, then played with my nipples, then checked to see if I arrived, no, then positioned herself for doggy, this was better because I could imagine someone else, after two or three pumps I was finished, she checked, said good, then said, ok massage? At this point I was thinking of saying no, but thought there is plenty of time on the clock so what the hell.
She was more animated with the massage, pouring some hot oil over my back, rubbing it in, then doing the front. She was more polite and talkative at this stage, asking me about my background, life story, practicing her Portuguese and Spanish on me.
So, she has been around the block and the AW profile and story she tells on it doesn't exactly match up with the lady. She looks a lot older than the photos and story read. I noticed another lady who took a booking, I thought it was a switch and bait, but on reflection, maybe not. So the sex was mechanical and over very quickly, her bed side manner during that part was unwelcoming and just plain cold. the massage was OK, I think the hot oil covers how crappy it was and I just wouldn't recommend her objectively to anyone for the prices she offers because you can actually see a lot lot better for the same price, or less. After my poor punts, I usually see women at the £150 rate as my base, because the lower end, for me, this is just me, the quality is lacking and I prefer quality companionship.
I digress, I would not recommend Pandora for a massage or sex. I think she is tired of the game, when she was giving me the massage she talked about how she has already made her money and worked in various countries, when she knew I was fluent in Spanish she tried a few lines, it was Portuguese This tells me, she has been around the block some, it shows in her attitude to sex, it's a task to get it over with and that she has counted the money before anything has happened, when that happens, the punt will inevitably be hit or miss and this was a regret. Will I return, nope and I wouldn't want you to waste your money, yeah, on reflection, she has figured out a routine to get the sex done asap, hit the erogenous zones without you naturally getting their yourself and topping it of with a massage to make you feel it was good value for money. Hey, I like milfs, but this was just poor all over, but you make have a different experience to me and counter and contradict everything I say, fair enough, I'm just saying it was a poor experience, i don't post often because after my shitty stretch, I have gone for higher quality and paid accordingly, Pandora I thought was a safe try, but no.
Any specific questions, please leave a comment and I will elaborate where I can.
