Kelly May - Waterloo

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Date: 12/12/18
Location: Chain hotel near Waterloo
time: 1 hour
Fee: 170

After having had Kelly May on my hotlist for a while, I saw she was doing some December dates and contacted her via her UKE profile, where she's a very active member. This was back in September - never booked any punt that far out before.

I had written up a little role-play, and she was very happy to go through with all of it, which was great.

Comms: Fantastic. Mostly done via PM on UKE - she was responding on most occasions within one hour, which is amazing. I texted confirmation on the day and she texted right back.

Meet: As she opened the door, I was pleasantly surprised at how young and pretty she was. The profile pics don't give a lot away. Waif she is not, but certainly no BBW either, and I really enjoyed her curves.
As I showered, she changed in to the outfit i had brought along - a a white cami dress and tiny white thong. As per my role play, i got her to bend over while I inspected and found the butt plug I had requested
I decided that she needed to try a natural drink so she knelt down next to the bed and swallowed my piss, allowing some to spill on to the dress.

After that, we proceed to try out the cucumber, carrot and courgette I had brought with me in her pussy and fabulous arsehole. What then followed was some DFK, fingering, sloppy blowjob, fucking on the bed and the couch, switching between anal and pussy....finished by wanking off in to her open mouth.

Throughout this entire encounter, Kelly was fun, smiling, and keen - which made it such a memorable punt. Certainly one to treasure, and I cannot wait for a repeat in the new year!

[LLPunting]

Seems like a game lass 

Thanks for the review 

[Saltman69]

Price now gone up to £300 an hour!!!!!

[ChopperJ]

Price now gone up to £300 an hour!!!!!

That’s got to be a typo, right? There’s no way she can plonk an extra £130 onto her hourly rate. I was sort of tempted at £170.

[unus669]

Price now gone up to £300 an hour!!!!!

 

if she can get enough punters in, lucky her

[threechilliman]

Dumped from my London HL.

[Waterhouse]

Price now gone up to £300 an hour!!!!!

Deluded 

Get the feeling she's done this after Hendrix's 'pissmas' review, and is expecting to be in demand.

[sensualencounter]

£300 for a fattie!!! She's having a fucking laugh.

[Fuzzyduck]

Dumped from my London HL.

+1

Was lining her up for a couple of weeks time, but will wait until reality gives her a slap and she comes to her senses.

[Grenadier36]

No chance in hell at £300/hr 

[threechilliman]

Deluded 

Get the feeling she's done this after Hendrix's 'pissmas' review, and is expecting to be in demand.

I think you might be correct......

[Fully Sated]

Deluded 

Get the feeling she's done this after Hendrix's 'pissmas' review, and is expecting to be in demand.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=233271.0

I think you might be correct......

It was an impressive review.

[OutForJustice80]

Price now gone up to £300 an hour!!!!!

Oh... balls. I had plans for her. Back to the drawing board.

[KentAde]

She’ll soon be back down to a reasonable rate when her phone stops ringing....

[385North]

Christ - £300 an hour? It's not a mistake either as she has confirmed in a comment on UKE. Is she now whoring from a room in the Ritz or something? I was contemplating a booking with Estella Bathory at £250 an hour and then thought that maybe a repeat booking with Kelly at £170 would be better value and a known quantity. I login to AW to check her profile and she's upped her rate by £130!!! Maybe it's a fuck-off price and she's downsizing her operations.

 

[Hobbit]

How did you piss with an erection?   

[unus669]

How did you piss with an erection?   

I can piss with an erection, problem is, it’s a weaker flow

[Hobbit]

Christ - £300 an hour? It's not a mistake either as she has confirmed in a comment on UKE. Is she now whoring from a room in the Ritz or something? I was contemplating a booking with Estella Bathory at £250 an hour and then thought that maybe a repeat booking with Kelly at £170 would be better value and a known quantity. I login to AW to check her profile and she's upped her rate by £130!!! Maybe it's a fuck-off price and she's downsizing her operations.

 

Definitely not worth £300! For that amount I would expect a supermodel.

[unus669]

 Maybe it's a fuck-off price and she's downsizing her operations. 

My thoughts too, however does she have, punter foot fall for that?

[Hobbit]

I can piss with an erection, problem is, it’s a weaker flow

 seriously? With a full blown erection? That is superhero stuff. 

[unus669]

seriously? With a full blown erection? That is superhero stuff. 

As long as I’ve cum, yes.

[Hobbit]

As long as I’ve cum, yes.

 That’s cheating.   

[unus669]

 That’s cheating.   

 

Then you might have a point 

[385North]

My thoughts too, however does she have, punter foot fall for that?

No idea. Maybe she's just aligning her prices with some of the WGs she's duo'd with lately, such as Estella who I mentioned above. If you go all in for PSE with anal then it will set you back £300 per hour, so it's like-for-like pricing based on services I guess. Estella is a decorated porn star though, so not sure they're on a level. Who can say. Either way, I'm out at that price, just glad I saw her when I did.

[unus669]

No idea. Maybe she's just aligning her prices with some of the WGs she's duo'd with lately, such as Estella who I mentioned above. If you go all in for PSE with anal then it will set you back £300 per hour, so it's like-for-like pricing based on services I guess. Estella is a decorated porn star though, so not sure they're on a level. Who can say. Either way, I'm out at that price, just glad I saw her when I did.

Interesting, even vet MissKDD, is £220 p/h Think Woofie is the same.

[Grenadier36]

Interesting, even vet MissKDD, is £220 p/h Think Woofie is the same.

Indeed. £300 is a prohibitive price as far as I'm concerned. If her phone goes dusty it'll be interesting to see if the rate drops. I saw her UKE post earlier where she states she will honour advance bookings made at the old rate. I have a London trip later in the year but she's off the list at £5/minute! 

[385North]

I have a London trip later in the year but she's off the list at £5/minute! 

Actually when you put it like that, it has to be a fuck-off price.

[Dirty Harry]

I guess it's supply and demand.

If she deems that demand for the specialist service she provides will not go down by 77% (the amount of the price-hike) then she's done the right thing.

It could even be an example of a Giffen good - one where demand goes up as price increases!

Time will tell.

[Rufus_T]

I guess it's supply and demand.

If she deems that demand for the specialist service she provides will not go down by 77% (the amount of the price-hike) then she's done the right thing.

It could even be an example of a Giffen good - one where demand goes up as price increases!

Time will tell.

Sorry to be the pedant, but I can't stop myself from pointing out that demand only needs to fall by 44% to counteract a price rise of 77%

The calculation is 100% - 1/(100% + 77%)

(If that seems odd, think about the following: if she doubled her prices that would be a 100% increase, but this is not balanced out by a fall in demand of 100% - that would mean she had no customers at all!)

[Grenadier36]

Sorry to be the pedant, but I can't stop myself from pointing out that demand only needs to fall by 44% to counteract a price rise of 77%

The calculation is 100% - 1/(100% + 77%)

(If that seems odd, think about the following: if she doubled her prices that would be a 100% increase, but this is not balanced out by a fall in demand of 100% - that would mean she had no customers at all!)

Good pedantry! 
She may end up with no customers at all with such a hike though - which could make for a prophetic post.
Time will tell...

[claretandblue]

300ph , also if she is not a bbw as you say she should get some new pictures up as she looks like a right moose

[MrDizzy]

Kelly has obviously just received her credit card bill following Christmas.

[Dirty Harry]

Sorry to be the pedant, but I can't stop myself from pointing out that demand only needs to fall by 44% to counteract a price rise of 77%

The calculation is 100% - 1/(100% + 77%)

(If that seems odd, think about the following: if she doubled her prices that would be a 100% increase, but this is not balanced out by a fall in demand of 100% - that would mean she had no customers at all!)

Ha! yes very good point!

The equation is even more simple that I can't believe I missed it - it's New price / Old price.

300 / 170 = 0.5666

She would need 56.6% of her customers at £300 / hr as opposed to £170 / hr therefore a reduction of 43.333 %

 

[pelvic thrust overdrive]

Hey guys, I think that the price rise from £170 to £300 may be due to this guy fucking things up https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=233271.0

When I read this review, I checked out all the profiles of the girls involed. most of the other girls were £200+ in price and Kelly may's was £170. I think the other girls may have convinced her to up her price and I think this guy payed her a lot so it may have had some influence

[ChopperJ]

Maybe but, I doubt Kelly was completely oblivious to what other girls are charging before this review. Therefore, I don’t think we can pin this on him.
If she wants to charge that, fine. It’s just the sudden jump that is startling to me.

[pelvic thrust overdrive]

Maybe but, I doubt Kelly was completely oblivious to what other girls are charging before this review. Therefore, I don’t think we can pin this on him.
If she wants to charge that, fine. It’s just the sudden jump that is startling to me.

I hear that, but, bloody hell £300 from £170 is way too steep. Even if shed gone up to £200 would make a lot more sense

[unus669]

Hey guys, I think that the price rise from £170 to £300 may be due to this guy fucking things up https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=233271.0

When I read this review, I checked out all the profiles of the girls involed. most of the other girls were £200+ in price and Kelly may's was £170. I think the other girls may have convinced her to up her price and I think this guy payed her a lot so it may have had some influence

I doubt it, that wasn’t the first time Hendrix, had done a duo with Kelly May, where the other girl(s), charge was more than hers. Why would she make a decision like this, based on one punt. For all we know, she may have quite a demand, for her services, however I believe £300, is too steep

[hendrix]

Hey guys, I think that the price rise from £170 to £300 may be due to this guy fucking things up https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=233271.0

When I read this review, I checked out all the profiles of the girls involed. most of the other girls were £200+ in price and Kelly may's was £170. I think the other girls may have convinced her to up her price and I think this guy payed her a lot so it may have had some influence

You're clearly a fucking idiot.

She's actually explained her rationale for the price rise on UKE. Check it and then you can apologise to UKP for being a shit stirring cockwomble

[OutForJustice80]

Hey guys, I think that the price rise from £170 to £300 may be due to this guy fucking things up https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=233271.0

When I read this review, I checked out all the profiles of the girls involed. most of the other girls were £200+ in price and Kelly may's was £170. I think the other girls may have convinced her to up her price and I think this guy payed her a lot so it may have had some influence

She’s been doing duos with Miss Kdd for a while now so I doh t it was that single experience. I’d rather it was that single thing as I imagine if it was a knee jerk thing the price would yo-yo back down fairly quickly. Unfortunately, as from my limited experience Kelly is no fool, I would imagine she has a fairly steady stream of clients who can afford her at this level and she will work reduces hours at the higher rate until such time as that income stream dries up. It’s what I’d do if I were a free lancer.

[unus669]

She’s been doing duos with Miss Kdd for a while now so I doh t it was that single experience. I’d rather it was that single thing as I imagine if it was a knee jerk thing the price would yo-yo back down fairly quickly. Unfortunately, as from my limited experience Kelly is no fool, I would imagine she has a fairly steady stream of clients who can afford her at this level and she will work reduces hours at the higher rate until such time as that income stream dries up. It’s what I’d do if I were a free lancer.

Agreed.

She also talks about a tier price structure on UKE, when she gets round to it. The tier price ‘thingy’ is what a lot of EE WGs do

[OutForJustice80]

You're clearly a fucking idiot.

She's actually explained her rationale for the price rise on UKE. Check it and then you can apologise to UKP for being a shit stirring cockwomble

[OutForJustice80]

Agreed.

She also talks about a tier price structure on UKE, when she gets round to it. The tier price ‘thingy’ is what a lot of EE WGs do

Yes I’ve just seen this post.

[pelvic thrust overdrive]

You're clearly a fucking idiot.

She's actually explained her rationale for the price rise on UKE. Check it and then you can apologise to UKP for being a shit stirring cockwomble

LOL. Yo Hendrix, my bad man. I wasn't tryna stir anything. I actually enjoyed reading your review and I'm glad you had such a great time.

I was more tryna point out that maybe she priced herself up, based on what she had around her. Poor choice of words on my part. But, I was just calling it as I saw it

[Cuntminion]

LOL. Yo Hendrix, my bad man. I wasn't tryna stir anything. I actually enjoyed reading your review and I'm glad you had such a great time.

I was more tryna point out that maybe she priced herself up, based on what she had around her. Poor choice of words on my part. But, I was just calling it as I saw it

And you saw it like a tool, you have created a review/£££ translation in your own mind

I wouldn't pay £300 for any escort if your wondering where i stand for impartiality but to blame a punters review is idiotic.
Whatever an sp's pricing, pay it or don't

[Mr_Shins]

She's made a post in UKE that she plans now to take a civvie job, and putting in a price of £300 an hour is probably simply a way to keep a profile active whilst not having anyone book her, and maybe she will have an arrangement with regulars to keep her old rate.

I had been curious about meeting her, as anyone who posts on UKE and does BDSM activity is one that's likely to have an interest with me, and I think we are both "following" each other on UKE.

However I'm not booking her for certain unless she'll give me a more sensible rate (e.g. £170).

[James999]

£300 for a fattie!!! She's having a fucking laugh.

Think how much she must have to spend at Aldi to keep her weight up 

[OutForJustice80]

I think we are both "following" each other on UKE.

I think this means you’re boyfriend and girlfriend, right?

However I'm not booking her for certain unless she'll give me a more sensible rate (e.g. £170).

I’m sure for someone like you she’d make an exception.

[unus669]

I think this means you’re boyfriend and girlfriend, right?
I’m sure for someone like you she’d make an exception.

 

[Mr_Shins]

I think this means you’re boyfriend and girlfriend, right?
I’m sure for someone like you she’d make an exception.

No we are not. I have a girlfriend now (not an escort), and I may have to give up punting soon. I have never yet met Kelly May, but she was someone in whom I had a potential interest as she isn't the vanilla kind.

[smiths]

You're clearly a fucking idiot.

She's actually explained her rationale for the price rise on UKE. Check it and then you can apologise to UKP for being a shit stirring cockwomble

Yep another brain dead moron. A WG can charge what she likes and its 100% her responsibility what she charges, punters who advise WGs to raise their prices are a cancer on punting in my book, but that's not whats happened here as far as I know and not from you.

To go from £170 an hour to £300 an hour tells me she wants less punters, I most certainly wouldn't pay £300 an hour to punt with any WG again, if she wasn't a forum WG I may have been interested at £170 an hour but that's pushing it for me.