External Link/Members OnlyThe current cesspit WG landscape in Birmingham's made me curtail my nefarious plundering of escorts' orifices somewhat.Getting more selective,less prepared to throw hard earned shekels after uninspiring service. Repeat visits to the select few benchmark pro$$ies were getting boring......
Shhhhhh -cue a whisper -I'll let you lads into a little secret.This girl was recommended to me by a mate who punts as well,but is oblivious to this site's existence.As far as I'm aware,Mya isn't on
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Whore.Research on here didn't throw up any mention of this girl as far as I could tell, those mentioned that go by the same moniker don't fit her description.So,may I tentatively announce that this may've been a TOFTT? Such a hero...........
Phone Exchanges: Initial calls met with radio silence, eventually got through. TBF,probably first calls were outside of her working hours.
Indie,deals with bookings herself.
Straightforward,lucid + polite phone manner.
Promptly confirmed booking,location + offered services.On the money.
Accurately guided me to her door from when entered hotel.
9/10 Ramming Zone : Hotel in Hagley Road area.
Tends to work from hotels in this area / central city centre.
30+ mins walk from Grand Central /9:13:126 bus stops in proximity/sufficient "guest"(or rather,punter!) hotel parking.
Reception appeared unbothered at my ingress,unmanned on my egress.......
7/10 Entered to be met by a just -out- of- the shower Mya,cordially welcomed.
Punani Plumbing Pad:Ground floor-decent, unfussy room - double bed.Clean/tidy/hygienic.
Clean towel + toiletries available.
Needed a PhD in Water Engineering to coax a comfortable temperature trickle out of the showerhead,though......
8/10 Gash Cash: 60/30
9/10 Anatomy/personality : Only a fleeting resemblance to VS pics, IMO - skin tones don't match; also, pic showing her cleavage may be slightly flattering.
VS pics may've been taken after she'd been on a sunbed,or were photoshopped re.skin complexion, to protect her privacy.
Prob. 30-early 30s ,IMO.
5ft 2(ish)/prob. size 12 /Short torso/Slightly pear-shaped.
Very fair skin tone,Eurasian-like/didn't notice any tatts/long,straight black hair.
Big,plump ass (invented a new term= PAAG:phat assed Asian girl)/ 32B coconuts IMO, with medium-sized brown hat pegs + small areolae.
A couple of chub rolls on belly,but hey,I'm not a 6 packed Adonis myself.....
TBH,slightly bigger than what I was anticipating from my pal's description,but hey ho........
Razored beaver baize, non-malodorous pussy.
Pretty face(IMO) - think Mishal Husain the newsreader,but slightly chubbier cheeks.Dark eyes.Good teeth.No makeup, nice + natural,got the face to carry it off,IMO.
Educated English accent + articulate/friendly/polite/enthusiastic/up for a laugh.
8/10 Services received : Light K/OWO/Walnut Worship /Armoured CG : kneeling + standing doggy
* No CIM allowed + doesn't countenance facials/cum on any part of her body - her prerogative.
7/10 Gash SmashShowered and perfumed,jumped on bed for a light, amateurish back massage,after which she stripped. Turned over to be met by some light kissing (ever- so - slight food breath) ,after which she worked her way down to my chest thimbles,nibbling and tongue teasing them.Erogenous structures for me,she's good at this,got my shower-wizened prune rapidly inflating
.Also worked the bazooka with light hand stroking while nipple munching.
Slowly worked her way down to the sergeant and twin corporals,and gave them some light,unrushed teasing licks.Slow and sensual.Some great scrot tongue abrasion and nibbling ensued,followed by some good hosepipe gobbling.Sloppy,well paced,minimal hand action, gave the impression she loved giving oral.Bunched her long hair out of the way with my hand so I could get a pervy view of her mouth being stretched by the member
! Ever so slightly toothy,but she's got a small mouth and I've been told I have decent girth, we can't legislate for our anatomical dimensions,can we?
Gently thrust ever deeper into her mouth until she could take no more.By this time her saliva was trickling in sticky rivulets down my flagpole.Time to get the rifle shrink wrapped.......
Hopped on for some brief CG,but she was slightly dry and we couldn't find a decent rhythm,so onto doggy.Got a good impression of her ass size when she spread her legs wide - J Lo,you need to look over your shoulder,you've got competition! Inserted the ramrod and gradually built up to a fast pace. During this,Mya let go and showed an uninhibited side that,hitherto,had been concealed. Jeez,she was loud,bawdy,panting ,and encouraging me to give it to her as hard as possible.As if I wasn't trying my feckin' best........
Even reaching round,although her head was buried in the pillow ,to grab my plums,slap my thighs + hips,and grab a handful of my butt to draw me closer
.Don't know how she managed that with her short arms........ Got so loud,lewd + crude that I jokingly told her the staff may come knocking (to ask if they could join in,perhaps?!).
Transitioned into me standing at the bed end,and administering more of the same heavy duty punishment to her tunnel.Pendulous plums were slapping against her pubic mound,but eventually started to raise,so I knew the messy end was nigh.Informed me I shouldn't cum on her.Lay down and she alternated between nip and ball nibbling while I was jerking the gherkin, eventually shot the Guava Lava in a viscous pool on my belly.I needed that......
No after hours chucking me out.Showered,and then the usual departure chit chat,during which I gained some intel on her background and escort activities.
A good VFM punt with an attractive,curvy, fair-skinned Asian heritage girl. 
9/10Summary:+ves - Good, sloppy OWO : good testicle titillation : erotic nipple work : sleazy ,loud, encouraging vocals during carnal contortions,a turn on for me : nice face (IMO) : unusual skin tone: large ass for the big bumper lovers : takes a brutal piping without complaint
: enthusiastic : charming personality : time unconscious : VFM.
neutrals - Although she's from down South,told me she only escorts in Brum.And ,only does it periodically.Concomitantly takes her profile down during the voids.
-ves - Not convinced the VS pics are definitely of her,or they've been photoshopped.Limited service range,knew this when taking the plunge.Not enough light kissing
. Slight hint of cheesy breath
. Can get very vocal during pumping,a turn on for some,may be irritating for others, or may draw complaints from neighbours/attention from hotel staff-she's loud!
Return ? Probably.With a gag,lol.Good VFM,IMO !
Recommend ? Disclaimer Alert! Hope this review allows readers to make an informed decision on whether to visit,but must stress that the choice + risk is theirs alone.
Cheers.
LM
