Talita@hot (Touring) - Penzance Incall

[nodough]

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Given the mixed results I've had thus far with well reviewed girls I figured fuck it, I'll TOFTT and go for a foreign girl. Pro tip: Don't do this, it's dumb.

Text Talita for a short notice booking (less than 1 hour notice) and she quickly replied with a yes and details. Nice and easy, arrived on time and she sent me the rest of the instructions to get to her flat, slightly outside the town but still overlooking main road. She opened the door in some nice red lingerie and shockingly looked exactly like her photos except some shit tattoos. A little chubby with nice big breasts. Led to her bedroom (She works with another girl on AW (I think its Danny@brazilian)), confirmed 30mins for £70 then paid up like a good boy and stripped as she went to stash her cash.

She returned and quickly got business, no messing about with a chat or anything which was a welcome change of pace. Offers to use her strapon but I politely decline. Despite listing OWO on her likes this is only availible in 1 hour bookings (more on this nonsense later), she covered me up and began with enthusiastic OW for a short while before climbing aboard for CG. Given the pace she was going you'd think she had some place to be. Switched to mish (mistake as her cunt stank) in a sad attempt to slow things down but didnt help much. Approx 15mins in and she wipes me up and gives a decent but firm massage. After 5 mins she stops and says "okay, going to toilet, you get dressed". Promptly remind her theres still 10mins at least on the clock, she refutes with "30min only 1 time" fuck sake here we go, there is no mention of this in her profile on either AW or VS, no mention at the start when we confirmed time/price and even worse, half her profile is dedicated to her explaining how she loves to make you cum more than once! I argue a little but give up, she reluctantly offers to give me a further massage to which I agree, might as well since I've bloody paid for it.

On my way out saw a bloke in the most obvious "I'm about to shag a prossie" outfit I've ever seen, as I pass I shake my head and suggest he goes elsewhere but he pressed on, the sorry bastard.

Would I recommend? Maybe for a 15 minute quickie if your desperate enough, anything else definitely not.

Probably my last punt of the year, shame it was overall shit.

[rustpoacher]

You're too kind: where you say 'enthusiastic' I experienced and would have said 'rushed' to get it over with as quick as possible. I saw her. I was very unmemorable other than the typical boring won't do this/that; little effort; little skills (what's their job again?) and I'm kicking myself for taking a tourer over a good regular in Plymouth

[nodough]

You're too kind: where you say 'enthusiastic' I experienced and would have said 'rushed' to get it over with as quick as possible. I saw her. I was very unmemorable other than the typical boring won't do this/that; little effort; little skills (what's their job again?) and I'm kicking myself for taking a tourer over a good regular in Plymouth

You're probably right, and the more I reflect the worse this punt gets to me.  Think it's just denial, trying to convince myself I wasn't better off at home DIYing it.