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20 review(s) for Iris Thai Massage (12 positive, 5 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Iloveoral

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I’m on the fence between between positive and neutral but swing in favour of positive by a small percentage.

Coms by phone thought I hate being called darling at the end of every sentence, postcode by text, as reviewed she is opposite the retail park in Derby near Sainsbury’s and the cinema, parking was free outside the door on the main road.

Greeted at the door by what I describe as not ugly but certainly wouldn’t say pretty, obviously this is a personal choice no disrespect to others that have reviewed her.

In the bedroom we e change funds and she disappeared to hide it behind a skirting board whilst I got my kit off, she returned looking very sexy I do admit, like an s shapething that covered Thetis and fanny, very nice.
We started with kisses that were of French type but not that deep just tongues wrestling, hands on each other, into 69 (cost another tenner for owo), not great but ok, fanny was clean but dry, after 5 mins I got up to watch her suck my cock and was told time about up with this, ok so welly on into mish to be told I was too big, took it easy and tongue wrestled some more whilst playing with her tits, into doggy..... no she doesn’t do that with big cocks, asked her to ride me and it was ok for about a minute nd she made loads of noises about being tired, I said it was a good job and she did 30seconds more before telling me she was done, ok backto mish as frankly there were no other positions available I banged the guck out of her until the bad was full, she didn’t appreciate it  :lol:

Her body is great, tits good, face..... hmm, attitude 50/50

It was ok but not greatso I’ll leave as a positive but I won’t return sadly

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Reflecting back could someone change my post to a neutral please, I’m not allowed to change my own, thanks

I’d also add she’s more 35-40 than 25

The photos are true though.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2018, 01:07:49 am by Iloveoral »

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It really is slim pickings in the whole EM region. We get one girl with good feedback and we all rush to see her because of not many alternatives 😀 I will still visit her just because of that body, but i won’t get my hopes up
« Last Edit: December 02, 2018, 01:43:11 am by Donkey »

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Reflecting back could someone change my post to a neutral please, I’m not allowed to change my own, thanks

I’d also add she’s more 35-40 than 25

The photos are true though.

Changed for you ILO.

Looking back, I’m struggling to rate my meeting with Iris. I thought she was good looking and didn’t have a problem with her attitude however the massage went on too long which meant sex was a bit rushed (maybe I should have taken a bit more of a lead). I’ll have made up my mind by the time I write the review.

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Fair review mate. :thumbsup:

You’re right Donkey, Derby is terrible at present, doesn’t even seem to get many touring lasses.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2018, 07:45:11 am by NervousJ »

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Changed for you ILO.

Looking back, I’m struggling to rate my meeting with Iris. I thought she was good looking and didn’t have a problem with her attitude however the massage went on too long which meant sex was a bit rushed (maybe I should have taken a bit more of a lead). I’ll have made up my mind by the time I write the review.

Thanks Mike, I felt it wasn’t clear cut positive/neutral driving home, after I post the review I though no I wouldn’t go back and that’s really not like me with the Thais.

I declined the massage and went straight in as always, maybe I caught her on a bad day, or maybe genuinely she doesn’t like big cocks, she did say her body hurt afterwards, it just all seemed a little half arsed, one of them hurry up and cum moments. She did comment she needs to earn £2000 / month to cover her costs and support family in Thailand.

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It really is slim pickings in the whole EM region. We get one girl with good feedback and we all rush to see her because of not many alternatives 😀 I will still visit her just because of that body, but i won’t get my hopes up

I think if you go expecting a vanilla experience wth a decent body with good tits on it you won’t be far disappointed matey

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Fair review mate. :thumbsup:


Thanks Jim, maybe i just caught her at the wrong time, looking forward to everyone else’s reviews but I won’t go back unless I get very desperate

Offline NervousJ

Thanks Jim, maybe i just caught her at the wrong time, looking forward to everyone else’s reviews but I won’t go back unless I get very desperate

Nah, I probably won’t tbh. I enjoyed it, but chances are it won’t be same second time around. I reckon she must have had a lot of cock that day. No excuse, her light shouldn’t be on if she can’t give a decent service. Sorry you had a bad un matey..

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Donkey is correct that a review of a new Thai seems to have led to a cock stampede over to Derby.

ILO I take it that this was a half hour booking?  Was it late in the day as it sounds like Iris was a bit tired?  It is unusual for a Thai to rush things at all.  Her face appears to be a matter of opinion but her body should more than make up for it.  I wonder what she'd be like for a double-barreled one hour workout...
ILO is she a tourer as those overheads are the reg tourers' rates?  If she resides in Derby then I will visit in due course because she is still horny.
Her dry pussy is a bit of a concern though.  If you remember Anny from Derby also had a dry one a couple of years before?  Maybe living in Derby is enough to make oriental pussy evaporate. 

Thanks for the review and on consideration I think that it will encourage me to visit. 

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Roger - Iris’s back story as related while being massaged seems to be that she’s only recently gone indie after working for a ‘madam’. She has rented the place in Derby and it trying to make it a base to earn her money (to cover costs and send home). I did not find that her fanny was dry but I did see her about 4hrs before ILO; suspect she took a lot of cock in the intervening time.

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Donkey is correct that a review of a new Thai seems to have led to a cock stampede over to Derby.

ILO I take it that this was a half hour booking?  Was it late in the day as it sounds like Iris was a bit tired?  It is unusual for a Thai to rush things at all.  Her face appears to be a matter of opinion but her body should more than make up for it.  I wonder what she'd be like for a double-barreled one hour workout...
ILO is she a tourer as those overheads are the reg tourers' rates?  If she resides in Derby then I will visit in due course because she is still horny.
Her dry pussy is a bit of a concern though.  If you remember Anny from Derby also had a dry one a couple of years before?  Maybe living in Derby is enough to make oriental pussy evaporate. 

Thanks for the review and on consideration I think that it will encourage me to visit.

Apparently she says it’s her home so she is there for the foreseeable, she was previously in Birmingham, id be interested in your opinion if this one, facially she’s not on par with the usual imo but I’m not saying ugly, tits are nice and as a Jim mentioned her skin is sooooo soft, worth a drive over.

I believe the overheads include the money that has to be sent back home for her kid/kids.
The dry fanny was like Annie haha

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Roger - Iris’s back story as related while being massaged seems to be that she’s only recently gone indie after working for a ‘madam’. She has rented the place in Derby and it trying to make it a base to earn her money (to cover costs and send home). I did not find that her fanny was dry but I did see her about 4hrs before ILO; suspect she took a lot of cock in the intervening time.

I’m only doing morning appointments now matey  :lol:

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I'm questioning my punting mentality again. I will be in Derby shortly so have the perfect opportunity to visit Iris. Yet the idea feels a little bit grubby after my EM friends NJ, ILO and MTB have all recently had a go on her. It's not logical Captain!

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I'm questioning my punting mentality again. I will be in Derby shortly so have the perfect opportunity to visit Iris. Yet the idea feels a little bit grubby after my EM friends NJ, ILO and MTB have all recently had a go on her. It's not logical Captain!
Is it something to do with not being able to put a tack where a nail has been   :lol:

Besides, sometime a grubby fuck is damned exciting. Go on Rog, you know you should...
« Last Edit: December 13, 2018, 03:32:51 pm by MikeTheBike »

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Is it something to do with not being able to put a tack where a nail has been   :lol:

Besides, sometime a grubby fuck is damned exciting. Go on Rog, you know you should...

I think my aftershave will have faded now roger, I was contemplating a return visit as im struggling for an evening punt. If I get a whiff of kouros il know you’ve visited....

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Don’t bother Roger, you’ll be throwing stones up an alley way after I’ve been there bro  :lol:

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Don’t bother Roger, you’ll be throwing stones up an alley way after I’ve been there bro  :lol:

I bet I can tempt him when I tell him she’s got  a sweet tasting pussy. Although I did hear an echo, I did think of you ILO... :drinks:
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Yet again I've deleted a long reply. There must be others that are both over-sexed and over-sensitive. The precis would be that lines have been blurred and I've been in the other room with punters shagging my 'pro of the mo'. I even mentioned this once in the thread of my review of the latest Thai returner. It's much worse now. During sex with Iris you 3 would "be in the other room"  :wackogirl: