Brooke Jameson - NW London. And you owe me.

[AWPunt]

Firstly, apologies to anyone who has seen Brooke in the last few months, I could have saved your pain.

WHEN - August 2018
WHERE - Paddington Hotel, complete dive of a room
PRICE - £300/ 1 hour
WHO External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only


SUMMARY  Objectively I think this was the worst punt I have ever had. And there is some competition.

INITIAL CONTACT & COMMS - Booked through AW & texts. Seemed okay, and thought there was agreement on services.

THE MEETING - Physically, Brooke is broadly as expected from the photos - bit of a tattooed chavvy slut, but I thought this could be fun.

Unfortunately she is massively playing off her (pretty mediocre if we are being honest) porn career.  On arrival she was passive-aggressively threatening on services - apparently PSE does not involve many of the customary services ; this is apparently made clear on her profile though she does have this disagreement with many punters.  She also claimed to have her boyfriend / security outside who might intervene if I disagreed,

Mulled called her bluff (and the police) but persisted.  Part of me wondered how bad it could be, and the other part though that even if it was very bad I could be an altruistic canary to warn others.

<Cheep>.  Prefer not to go into details as she seemed the vindictive type, but suffice to say I would strongly recommend against.  I'm only giving 1/10 as I escaped unscathed.

RATING & CONCLUSION - 1/10 - Clearly has one goal and it does not involve you in any way.  Avoid.

[deano658]

Firstly, apologies to anyone who has seen Brooke in the last few months, I could have saved your pain.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=230120.0 He did, so you didn't exactly take one for the team.

Prefer not to go into details as she seemed the vindictive type, but suffice to say I would strongly recommend against.  I'm only giving 1/10 as I escaped unscathed.

Why even bother with this review if you aren't going to give any details and what exactly do we owe you for as per the title?

[advanced]

"TOFTT" does not count if there is already a review. 

[Fuzzyduck]

Why even bother with this review if you aren't going to give any details and what exactly do we owe you for as per the title?

+1

A few more details, please, OP.
You say she's the vindictive type, but what's she going to do? Does she know where you live? You're certainly not going to return. If she comes on UKP and responds to your review, we can judge for ourselves.

[Heph]

Why even bother with this review if you aren't going to give any details...?

... losing yet more of his life labouring to describe the specifics of the action during an appointment he found to be irredeemably poor all round, isn't appealing.

It seems clear that, at least according to him, her attitude stinks, and we can infer that fish rot from the head down.

[magnetico]

She looks like one of the trashiest WGs reviewed here 🤮

£300ph?

[emirates52]

A. I want to be totally honest and open with this as too many people are too scared to speak out .I was beaten almost to death by an ex who

*Dislocated my jaw (why i talk slightly sideways )
*Broke my nose is several places
*Split both lips
*Two severe black eyes
*Punched my teeth through my top lip (hence the scar on top lip)

and more

[mrhappypants]

A. I want to be totally honest and open with this as too many people are too scared to speak out .I was beaten almost to death by an ex who

*Dislocated my jaw (why i talk slightly sideways )
*Broke my nose is several places
*Split both lips
*Two severe black eyes
*Punched my teeth through my top lip (hence the scar on top lip)

and more

Emirates, did you post on the wrong thread or did you post under the wrong profile by mistake?

Emirates 9/10 positive reviews.

Isa smellin’ BOOOSHIT

[emirates52]

?
It's on her AW profile page Q. What happened to your face? Answer above.
She obviously has mixed with some pretty heavy types. Maybe that is why the OP doesn't want any aggro.

[mrhappypants]

?
It's on her AW profile page Q. What happened to your face? Answer above.
She obviously has mixed with some pretty heavy types. Maybe that is why the OP doesn't want any aggro.

Apologies.   

[punk]

Firstly, apologies to anyone who has seen Brooke in the last few months, I could have saved your pain.

WHEN - August 2018
WHERE - Paddington Hotel, complete dive of a room
PRICE - £300/ 1 hour
WHO External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only


SUMMARY  Objectively I think this was the worst punt I have ever had. And there is some competition.

INITIAL CONTACT & COMMS - Booked through AW & texts. Seemed okay, and thought there was agreement on services.

THE MEETING - Physically, Brooke is broadly as expected from the photos - bit of a tattooed chavvy slut, but I thought this could be fun.

Unfortunately she is massively playing off her (pretty mediocre if we are being honest) porn career.  On arrival she was passive-aggressively threatening on services - apparently PSE does not involve many of the customary services ; this is apparently made clear on her profile though she does have this disagreement with many punters.  She also claimed to have her boyfriend / security outside who might intervene if I disagreed,

Mulled called her bluff (and the police) but persisted.  Part of me wondered how bad it could be, and the other part though that even if it was very bad I could be an altruistic canary to warn others.

<Cheep>.  Prefer not to go into details as she seemed the vindictive type, but suffice to say I would strongly recommend against.  I'm only giving 1/10 as I escaped unscathed.

RATING & CONCLUSION - 1/10 - Clearly has one goal and it does not involve you in any way.  Avoid.

Fuck that. You should of walked. Shit attitude and potential threatening.

[magnetico]

I've just watched External Link/Members Only
Her scene for PascalSubSluts, trashy trashy trashy.
She's really a special case 


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[Anadin]

She used to be quite good looking, even when she started bodybuilding she was still pretty hot but the PascalSubSluts scene she not only looks a fair bit different, as mentioned caused by an asshole ex, but her accent is quite different now and she kinda seems to have a bad attitude.

I saw her quite a while ago and she was kinda OK but had loads of restrictions, cause she had a boyfriend, which seem to be still in place, bit of a shame really cause I was quite fan of her porn back in the day.

[punk]

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Looks completely screwed up, seriously how long can she keep doing this.

[AWPunt]

Okay, with a little more detail, my requests for many services were declined (reverse oral / 69, multiple  pretty basic positions such as cowgirl, missionary) - apparently her version of PSE is with her dictating the (pretty mundane). Did get a little anal (which is prob how she justifies the PSE label, but was pretty dull oral otherwise.  There was some other weird behavioural stuff but do not want to go into detail on that as it could be overly specific. Broadly on the semi-subtle intimidation side.

My visit was before the other guy's review so unfortunately didn't have that as reference.

And I know I should have walked but sometimes you do not think with your head.

[mitrapanu]

After watching her Fake Taxi porn scene, I have become her fan.
(In all honesty, I can't afford a £300 ph WG... just fantasizing)

But this review has poured a bucket of cold water on my cock.

[punk]

It's never like the fantasy 

[Cceon]

how much more detail do you want, it was a crap punt , avoid and move on. Sounds like fair warning to me.

So called Wgs like her think " punters " like us are beneath her, whereas it hasn't even occured to her thick head that all we have to do is buy a cheap camera and sunddeny we are " porn stars ". Pathetic.

[jichael mackson]

I've seen that pascal scene it's just grim... Who enjoys that kind of shit

Think I mentioned previously but she used to go to my gym and I have also seen her on several tubes over West London – she is one hard-faced looking woman.

Once the porn videos are out there forever she will always find a mug or two to book her, so unfortunately I cannot see her ending up on the shelf where she belongs.

[Jerboa]

Okay, with a little more detail, my requests for many services were declined (reverse oral / 69, multiple  pretty basic positions such as cowgirl, missionary) - apparently her version of PSE is with her dictating the (pretty mundane). Did get a little anal (which is prob how she justifies the PSE label, but was pretty dull oral otherwise.  There was some other weird behavioural stuff but do not want to go into detail on that as it could be overly specific. Broadly on the semi-subtle intimidation side.

My visit was before the other guy's review so unfortunately didn't have that as reference.

And I know I should have walked but sometimes you do not think with your head.

I've seen her twice over the years, first time was fairly good, second was weird, as you say very bossy and wouldn't do cowgirl as she has a bf...wtf! her PSE rate is actually £400 and filming is extra on top! 

[deano658]

how much more detail do you want, it was a crap punt , avoid and move on. Sounds like fair warning to me.

With your grand total of 0 reviews what the fuck do you know about detail!

[Cceon]

With your grand total of 0 reviews what the fuck do you know about detail!

What details ?

[surya2k]

She is touring London atm, in Paddington also,

anyone been?

[Liverpool]

She is touring London atm, in Paddington also,

anyone been?

Well Mr 9 posts in 4 years, now's the time to give back to the rest of us and go and see this grim looking hag.