Xxx-naomi - Toftt (Rollercoaster of emotions)

[John010116]

Firstly i beleive this is a toftt but if its not then please do forgive me,

Fuck me where do i begin, this all took place last week and i wanted enough days in between so this heffer doesn’t remember me. Also this is a bit of a rollercoaster so stay with me.

Day started ok made a booking with Pamela hot Blonde, comms were decent i get to her door and this is when i think shit what have i done, shes a petite little thing but OLD and battered atleast 50 (sidenote: im no spring chicken but shes not paying to fuck me), mini-me takes over i hand over £80 she stashes and goes to wash her hands, she starts wretching and coughing i feel like its a scam (i’m 6’4 lean and have taken BJJ so i’m not worried about Sergei) and just say give me a refund and il go, credit to her she comes back gives me the money and says shes sorry (I didn’t feel like there was anyone else in the apartment), i walk and think thank fuck for that get in my car and drive towards town centre releived to have not have been scammed i think she was genuinely sick hence why i’m not reviewing her as she didn’t actually offer any services.

now its 4pm i have £80 in my pocket and a ballsack waiting to be emptied i scour AW and come accross Naomi’s profile, i have a liking of bigger girls so think fuck it i’ve had some nice experiences due to this site providing intel it’s time i did my bit.

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I call her she answers straight away shes polite and tells me whats available she works with her mate, i opt for her as i have no clue what her mate looks like, i was there an hour later.

£80 hh

I get there (i wont mention the area as it will give away my identity as she said she was there temporarily) it’s an absolute shit hole didn’t feel safe leaving my car, did anyway because I’m a fucking idiot.

I get to her door shes not bad looking shes a mixed race girl definitely bigger than a size 18 I won’t hazard a guess but fuck me shes big she sits down and looks like a beached whale, i strip off there’s nowere to put my shit i fold my leather jacket and put it on the floor.

Now for most people this would have already been a negative, heres where it gets way fucking worse, we have a quick peck her mouth doesnt taste great we get her tits out they’re massive but fat tits not big tits more like spaniels ears  they are covered in lumps and bruises, i kiss her neck and it doesn’t smell washed whats worse is that she is fake moaning and this bitch deserves an oscar as i know I’m shit at foreplay  , i ask for a BJ (ow) she struggles to get me hard , I’m an older guy but don’t ever have this issue (maybe the foreplay was so shit it killed my boner) she gets me rock eventually and i think lets try fucking, here’s the low point i sling it up her and bang her missionary ( didn’t want to risk cowgirl as i value my pelvis) i can smell a stench what can only be described as cat food and fish, i finish because i have paid money for this.
She cleans me up with bog roll and i notice the tissue has blood on it, this bitch was on her period, i feel so sick words cannot describe,. I get dressed say thanks and fuckoff. I go home give my cock a thorough clean and inspection for cuts and abrasions and im ok!

Moral of the story always do your research, another bro on here said something that hit close to home, in the cold light of day £80 is a shit load of money and to spend it and feel dissatisfied is fucking awful! Especially as 80 for hh is top end i could have seen Miss X for another 10er and shes worth every penny.

John

[shrewsmale]

im struggling to see the high point in your rollercoaster ride pal! shit day

[Beerswillin99]

Jeeeeezaaaz! I was gonna see Pamela Hot Blonde after the reviews but on the day her comms were shitty so I cancelled.

Sorry you had a shit time with this other girl, but thanks for the heads up!

[Robinsonr44]

It's an absolute bloody disgrace that there are people about like this. When punters are paying this amount you would expect top quality service. Shame on them.

[m4rmite]

Rollercoaster? Sounds more like a zip line

Thanks for the review, and details on Pamela Hot Blonde,  as they all help.

[John010116]

Atleast i ticked a tofft as my contribution.

Shit day. 

[boobloverhenry]

I think this whore was called Jazmine once.

Didn't see her thank God as she sounded awful.

Hope your next punt is better.

[WorcsLad]

What a day!
Shame you didn’t feel Pamela, horses for courses I suppose.

[oldmanking]

 

[escortman]

Hi John are you saying Pamela is a no no ?

Sorry about your experience with Naomi ...I had phoned her months ago but deal fell through.. Thank the lord it did

I never knew she was that big,,,,wow

[Pablo02]

What a whore!
I booked her earlier this year
She was working out of a shit hole flat in kings heath looked like a crack den.
Got there saw her and said I’ve left my wallet in the car and quickly made a run for it.

[John010116]

Hi John are you saying Pamela is a no no ?

Sorry about your experience with Naomi ...I had phoned her months ago but deal fell through.. Thank the lord it did

I never knew she was that big,,,,wow

Pamela was by no means ugly, but don’t expect to see a young girl the pics are extremely flattering and have been airbrushed, if the reviews on here are anything to go by her service sounds on point and for me service outweighs looks but I cannot help but feel screwed as i was in her flat she seemed fine taking the money, she goes to the bathroom and starts coughing and what seemsd like throwing up i don’t know whether many people would have felt safe enough asking for their money back due to the rep EE’s have. If this had not happenned then I wouldn’t have then gone on to see Shamu!

I do feel some of the positives she had may have been too vague with their descriptions of her but that is their review and their feedback. I think when service is spot on we can overlook things which is a fair thing to do considering how crap bham is right now for punting.

For the sake of fairness i do have to add she text me a few hours later saying sorry and that my next booking could be £60 for the hr due to inconvenience.

I hope this is helpful and is a fair summation

J

[Niel8989]

Firstly i beleive this is a toftt but if its not then please do forgive me,

Fuck me where do i begin, this all took place last week and i wanted enough days in between so this heffer doesn’t remember me. Also this is a bit of a rollercoaster so stay with me.

Day started ok made a booking with Pamela hot Blonde, comms were decent i get to her door and this is when i think shit what have i done, shes a petite little thing but OLD and battered atleast 50 (sidenote: im no spring chicken but shes not paying to fuck me), mini-me takes over i hand over £80 she stashes and goes to wash her hands, she starts wretching and coughing i feel like its a scam (i’m 6’4 lean and have taken BJJ so i’m not worried about Sergei) and just say give me a refund and il go, credit to her she comes back gives me the money and says shes sorry (I didn’t feel like there was anyone else in the apartment), i walk and think thank fuck for that get in my car and drive towards town centre releived to have not have been scammed i think she was genuinely sick hence why i’m not reviewing her as she didn’t actually offer any services.

now its 4pm i have £80 in my pocket and a ballsack waiting to be emptied i scour AW and come accross Naomi’s profile, i have a liking of bigger girls so think fuck it i’ve had some nice experiences due to this site providing intel it’s time i did my bit.

External Link/Members Only

I call her she answers straight away shes polite and tells me whats available she works with her mate, i opt for her as i have no clue what her mate looks like, i was there an hour later.

£80 hh

I get there (i wont mention the area as it will give away my identity as she said she was there temporarily) it’s an absolute shit hole didn’t feel safe leaving my car, did anyway because I’m a fucking idiot.

I get to her door shes not bad looking shes a mixed race girl definitely bigger than a size 18 I won’t hazard a guess but fuck me shes big she sits down and looks like a beached whale, i strip off there’s nowere to put my shit i fold my leather jacket and put it on the floor.

Now for most people this would have already been a negative, heres where it gets way fucking worse, we have a quick peck her mouth doesnt taste great we get her tits out they’re massive but fat tits not big tits more like spaniels ears  they are covered in lumps and bruises, i kiss her neck and it doesn’t smell washed whats worse is that she is fake moaning and this bitch deserves an oscar as i know I’m shit at foreplay  , i ask for a BJ (ow) she struggles to get me hard , I’m an older guy but don’t ever have this issue (maybe the foreplay was so shit it killed my boner) she gets me rock eventually and i think lets try fucking, here’s the low point i sling it up her and bang her missionary ( didn’t want to risk cowgirl as i value my pelvis) i can smell a stench what can only be described as cat food and fish, i finish because i have paid money for this.
She cleans me up with bog roll and i notice the tissue has blood on it, this bitch was on her period, i feel so sick words cannot describe,. I get dressed say thanks and fuckoff. I go home give my cock a thorough clean and inspection for cuts and abrasions and im ok!

Moral of the story always do your research, another bro on here said something that hit close to home, in the cold light of day £80 is a shit load of money and to spend it and feel dissatisfied is fucking awful! Especially as 80 for hh is top end i could have seen Miss X for another 10er and shes worth every penny.

John

I agree with beached whale, lol l just saw her for a £40 blow and go session with CIM. Unlike your encounter mine was okay because l just came for oral and cim. However I do see it going as you described if l had opted to bang her...

[escortman]

Pamela was by no means ugly, but don’t expect to see a young girl the pics are extremely flattering and have been airbrushed, if the reviews on here are anything to go by her service sounds on point and for me service outweighs looks but I cannot help but feel screwed as i was in her flat she seemed fine taking the money, she goes to the bathroom and starts coughing and what seemsd like throwing up i don’t know whether many people would have felt safe enough asking for their money back due to the rep EE’s have. If this had not happenned then I wouldn’t have then gone on to see Shamu!

I do feel some of the positives she had may have been too vague with their descriptions of her but that is their review and their feedback. I think when service is spot on we can overlook things which is a fair thing to do considering how crap bham is right now for punting.

For the sake of fairness i do have to add she text me a few hours later saying sorry and that my next booking could be £60 for the hr due to inconvenience.

I hope this is helpful and is a fair summation

J

Thanks John

I will give Pam a call might even walk if she looks battered..