KinkiKelsey - Northenden

[Heptona69]

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Price £90 for 30 mins

Location: Hotel in Northenden

Comms: Great

Girl: Amazing body, great arse, lovely tits (false but a really nice), nice face, she has the slutty scouser look which is cool. Smelled nice, no smell of smoke (don't even know if she smokes, which is good).

Meet: Unbeknown to me I'd met her before back in March (she was my very first ever punt, she popped my punt cherry!) but she went by a different name back then. Think it was Horny Nikki or Nikki Horny or Kink Horny Nikki or sommat like that. Anyway... This should have been a good punt. She's got a great body, nice face, just the right amount of sluttyness without being off-putting, really good body and amazing tits.
Sadly though everything was just meh.

Order of play...

Quick shower.

Lap dance was ok but I'm not there for a lap dance am I

Then she lay on the bed and I stood at the side while she started sucking my dick. Very lack lustre, not a lot of gusto and VERY toothy.

I decided to lie down as I prefer it this way and she carried on but was more of the same. Toothy, poor technique.

I was in danger of 'switching off' so I suggested 69 and she give me that pussy to chew on while she carried on  (extra stimulus to keep things going). Her pussy is lovely. Sweet, looks nice. But I could tell she wasn't into it. She didn't exactly push down on my face like pretty much every other girl I've ever had in a 69 has done, she kind of lowered it juuuuuuuuuust enough for me to get my tongue on it. I had to lift my head up a bit to get a proper gob full.Shame coz it's a great fadge.

By now, I'd had enough of her sucking my cock / scraping her teeth up and down my dick so I got her to sit on my face so I could give him a rest before the main event.

On with the rubber and on to doggy. To be fair, her biff was very nice around the old fella. FINALLY I could start enjoying the punt. I thought about switching to a different position but I was worried if we did mish I'd see her face looking bored or something and I'd 'switch off' and I daren't suggest she went on top coz that would no doubt have been shite as well.

So I thought, "Sod it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it." So I thoroughly took my time fucking her from behind as that pussy felt lovely and her arse is absolutely to die for. Cracking view.

When I felt the sap rising I said I wanted to cum in her mouth. I expected her to be half arsed again but to be fair she spun round, yanked the J off and sucked me off. I was too far gone and near to the vinegar stroke for the technique to put me off and she took the lot in her mouth. Didn't spill a drop.

So... definitely not a positive. But I'd feel harsh giving her a negative as she is very attractive, amazing body, nice face and did everything I asked of her. I just wouldn't go back.

[NigelF]

This one caught my eye very recently so cheers for the helpful review and TOFTT or at least partially TOFTT. Can you remember if she had any reviews on here for her previous profile (I tried searching for all the names you suggested but nothing came up)?

[Tunechi]

I’m what’s known as a long long time Lurker. One just because I’m never sure what to write compared to the really good reviews I see on here, and a slightly shitter excuse is since I started punting each girl has been well reviewed on here anyway. Sienna kink. Xmanchesterfun etc.
Anyways this girl was gonna be my 1st attempt at a review cause hadn’t seen much on her on her. But mine was basically similar experience only was told she would be my “sub” secretary, was far from this. Got upset when I touched her head slightly because she had just done her hair. Killed the vibe and struggled to stay excited rest of the punt

[yepitsmeagain]

Is she the Kelsey from Sandys back in the day?

[rock5tar]

she's Nikki ex ss and twl.

I used to see her a lot a twl.

the way she rubs your cock against her back teeth is really annoying and also dangerous if you have OW. and refuses facials even though its still stated on her profile.

she's really fit though.

but another one who's prices have gone up higher than her skills.

[CF]

Is she the Kelsey from Sandys back in the day?

Pretty sure it is

[rock5tar]

If you mean Kelsey at ss that was Britney at twl then no it isn't.

This girl was Nikki at ss

[p3ngu1n]

Whoever she used to be, at £170 ph she's taking the absolute urine with that lacklustre service! Shame as she looks faf

[Golovkin]

I’m what’s known as a long long time Lurker. One just because I’m never sure what to write compared to the really good reviews I see on here, and a slightly shitter excuse is since I started punting each girl has been well reviewed on here anyway. Sienna kink. Xmanchesterfun etc.
Anyways this girl was gonna be my 1st attempt at a review cause hadn’t seen much on her on her. But mine was basically similar experience only was told she would be my “sub” secretary, was far from this. Got upset when I touched her head slightly because she had just done her hair. Killed the vibe and struggled to stay excited rest of the punt

It still should be your first review write one up and put it on here it doesnt matter if someone else has already reviewed them.

[OakTree]

This one caught my eye very recently so cheers for the helpful review and TOFTT or at least partially TOFTT. Can you remember if she had any reviews on here for her previous profile (I tried searching for all the names you suggested but nothing came up)?

I believe this is a previous profile of hers.

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[cueball]

I believe this is a previous profile of hers.

External Link/Members Only

I think you're right, I've indexed her old aw number to keep things clear on here.

[Briddy]

I’m what’s known as a long long time Lurker. One just because I’m never sure what to write compared to the really good reviews I see on here, and a slightly shitter excuse is since I started punting each girl has been well reviewed on here anyway. Sienna kink. Xmanchesterfun etc.
Anyways this girl was gonna be my 1st attempt at a review cause hadn’t seen much on her on her. But mine was basically similar experience only was told she would be my “sub” secretary, was far from this. Got upset when I touched her head slightly because she had just done her hair. Killed the vibe and struggled to stay excited rest of the punt

don't worry about if your first review is as good as others as long as you give the info punters are looking for you can't go far wrong my first wasn't pristeen but I got good feedback off others especially NigelF. Got to start somewhere

[NigelF]

I’m what’s known as a long long time Lurker. One just because I’m never sure what to write compared to the really good reviews I see on here, and a slightly shitter excuse is since I started punting each girl has been well reviewed on here anyway. Sienna kink. Xmanchesterfun etc.
Anyways this girl was gonna be my 1st attempt at a review cause hadn’t seen much on her on her. But mine was basically similar experience only was told she would be my “sub” secretary, was far from this. Got upset when I touched her head slightly because she had just done her hair. Killed the vibe and struggled to stay excited rest of the punt

As others have said, you should definitely do a full review. There's no need to feel you won't live up to the really good reviews you read, just including the key details is what's important. Indeed, especially when you're just starting out writing reviews, it's the effort that we appreciate the most. If you forget something or it's not that great, it's not a big deal because it's your first go, people will just give you advice. My early reviews were pretty crap and even now they could be signficantly improved by including things like current photos of the WG (like some reviewers do, albeit not very many).

For tips on how to write a good review, have a read of this (really you only need to read the summary):
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In future, please do try to review or at least post a thread or even just a comment as soon you can after you experience a poor/disappointing punt. This prevents as many people as possible (particularly if you do a review) from being disappointed like you. When you end up only commenting after someone has a had a neutral (or negative) punt, it's rather annoying that you didn't pipe up sooner.

Anyway, cheers for the info about her background/previous profiles guys, I've indexed all the reviews I could find to her latest AW profile.

[lewisjones23]

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[Tunechi]

I’ve posted my review cheers for the advice hope it’s alright let us know
Any pointers if I’ve left something out or anything wrong on there any feedback you can give cheers

[Hornypaul13]

Seen her once,yeah she looks fit as fuck but she is the most boaring punt...she offered me a lapdance so i thought yeah go on..ohh boy i nearly pissed myelf laughing.to start with she was doing it without music but she looked like she was having a fit the way she was moving lol..i see now she has put her price up to 100 for h/r fuck that ill have a wank first