Thanks for the review. She looks outstanding if slightly autocratic in outlining her preferred punting protocol.
I noticed in her profile she requested the fee in an unsealed envelope at the start of the meet. A bit concerned i've been doing it all wrong?! Is the stationary some unwritten rule that somehow passed me by? Did the fool seal his envelope, or wait until the sixth minute before offering funds, you are no doubt asking? No! Tis far worse. For years I haven't even bothered to transfer my money into an intermediary vessel before exchanging for pleasures of the flesh.
The clues were there, many reviews refer to "sorting the paperwork" As more enlightened UKP'ers no doubt already know, this is no euphemism, it literally refers to taking money out of your wallet, placing in an envelope (unsealed which is obviously important) and then gifting to the WG of your choosing.
These sophisticated envelope girls must think me such a yokel to repeatedly commit such a faux pa, "here he comes again, just handing over the dirty vulgar notes in his excited slightly moist palm" How they must laugh about me. I bet they have a name for me; no envelope man. That is almost certainly what they call me in their private WhatsApp groups.
Anyway, must dash. Off down the posty to stock up on envelopes and small gift bags in case, for some reason I feel the need to do an outcall in a public place. Much more discreet than my blinged up Santa sack emblazoned with "Ho swag" in Diamente block capital with flashing LED's I had been using.
Topic: Georgie - Masquerade Girl - Middlesbrough (Read 4617 times)