Layla Brooklyns massage Crewe

[sickles]

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popped in unannounced a couple of weeks ago and picked Layla, place tired but better than most parlours nowadays

upon seeing her pictures on the web site(Afterwards) i can say she is nothing like you would expect from the pictures, obviously a lot older now,

i didn't go there because of the pictures so it didn't matter to me, so not  a negative there to be fair, but if you did then she is now clearly older, as in body, still slim though but not as the pictures portray

onto the service after i took a shower and she is pleasant, owo was ok nothing special but better than i have had before in a parlour, no kissing but i didn't ask or try for any, as was not attracted to her at all,

sex was her on top at first and ok again, but i just wanted to scratch an itch, so turned her over and fucked her hard

all in all not a stunner, older lady, say at least late 40's early 50's, ( site says 30's and if she is then she had some fucking paper round when she was younger)

ok'ish service and pleasant enough

wouldn't return, i do this every time to myself, expecting better and being disappointed yet its all my fault as i now should really know better

very borderline neutral as my expectation / fantasy is just that mine and some days it should just stay there in my head, so not the girls fault,

hope it makes sense

[Kool Keef]

Thanks for the review,  I've considered Layla before when planning trips to Crewe cos I like her pics but something has stopped me going thru with it & after reading your review I'm glad I didn't.
BTW I know what you mean about the disappointed feeling, especially with yourself, think every seasoned punter has felt that many times before, doesn't stop most of us going back for more though!

[NigelF]

Cheers for the review.

wouldn't return, i do this every time to myself, expecting better and being disappointed yet its all my fault as i now should really know better

Including this one, you only have 3 neutral reviews (I should've reviewed Katy at KSG myself but I have commented about her "neutrally" on here prior to your review) and the rest are positive. Who are the other girls who've disappointed you?

[sickles]

Cheers for the review.

Including this one, you only have 3 neutral reviews (I should've reviewed Katy at KSG myself but I have commented about her "neutrally" on here prior to your review) and the rest are positive. Who are the other girls who've disappointed you?

its not really the girls par say, its the parlours, as i get a picture of them being amazing, esp after seeing the web sites and pictures and then the reality is just not the same,

best way to explain it, when you go to a fair, the smell of the food is so enticing, you end up having a burger only for it to repeat on you and taste like shit, yet you still every time buy them, but you know before hand what they are like, yet it doesn't stop you,

same for me with most parlours, you think great ill go there it will be different and yet its never a good as it was going to be in your head

i have only been on here for a nearly a year ( i think ) but i have visited many parlours previous to this account, ( and many indy's), sheridan's, cherry, thai massage in manchester, LM, plus others and the best and go to one was Sandys, so when i say its me, its me, as my fantasy is rarely the reality when it comes to parlours

the reason why i guess in the past year it has been positives and a few neutrals, is down to this site, i don't have much time for punting, so i choose wisely, and it has been a good year,

hope that explains my thinking, which i must add is my thinking

[jameslee76]

Layla has worked there for years. Think I saw her couple years ago she calls her tits the twins. Which aren't anything to write home about. She was pleasant from what I remember but she's definitely in her 50s.not 30 as the website says.

[NigelF]

its not really the girls par say, its the parlours, as i get a picture of them being amazing, esp after seeing the web sites and pictures and then the reality is just not the same,

best way to explain it, when you go to a fair, the smell of the food is so enticing, you end up having a burger only for it to repeat on you and taste like shit, yet you still every time buy them, but you know before hand what they are like, yet it doesn't stop you,

same for me with most parlours, you think great ill go there it will be different and yet its never a good as it was going to be in your head

i have only been on here for a nearly a year ( i think ) but i have visited many parlours previous to this account, ( and many indy's), sheridan's, cherry, thai massage in manchester, LM, plus others and the best and go to one was Sandys, so when i say its me, its me, as my fantasy is rarely the reality when it comes to parlours

the reason why i guess in the past year it has been positives and a few neutrals, is down to this site, i don't have much time for punting, so i choose wisely, and it has been a good year,

hope that explains my thinking, which i must add is my thinking

Ah, fair enough. I definitely understand what you're saying and your thinking. I was very similar particularly in my early days of punting (mostly before joining but also my first 6 months/year after) where, due to being based in a punting desert (most of the time), I'd keep seeing random Roms in the hope that the next one would be good. To be fair, it was almost always better than a wank but it was also very often disappointing (not absolutely always though). I'm still somewhat similar in regards to my parlour punting too and I probably should review more, particularly neutrals (I almost always post the negatives).